The one where he was awake
'Son of jor-el, I'm late again, like, what the actual fuck?'
I said while flipping the pillows and covers off and glanced at the clock on the wall.
'I'm pretty sure I woke up on time this morning. How the fuck did I manage to get late again?'
I don't want to make assumptions, but it might have something to do with the fact that you were blasting 'heat waves' on repeat and jumping around instead of getting ready.
I ran toward my room and looked through my study table once again.
'Not now, chat. Where are my keys? Where are those blasted keys!?'
Maybe if you put your stuff in its proper position instead of throwing the shit like you're trying to do target practice with flies as targets, then maybe you'll find your stuff faster.
Looking inside the jacket I wore last night.
'Not now, chat! Preach when I'm in history class, not now.' looking through my clothes one last time
'I swear to everything that is holy on this god's green earth, I will blow up—ooh, there it is!' Finding them right beside my pillow
'Well, I still have plenty of time,' A little relieved and smiling, I noticed on my wristwatch.
You've got 16 minutes before the class begins. I know we're fast, but I don't think we're that fast.
I ran out of the main door and closed it behind me before taking a look at the control panel beside the lift.
'Well, it has never stopped us before! Let's take the stairs; it'll be faster, and I won't have to listen to Nastula go on about the importance of tradition'.
Shuddering at the thought, I began making my way down the building.
This is a good idea; maybe you should make this part of your daily routine. You really need to start exercising. I mean, you're two rolls away from gaining a double chin.
Having reached the ground floor, I started making my way toward my bike.
'Chat shut it. I really don't need to hear this right now.
I noticed dust on the speedometer as I turned the ignition key and got on the bike.
'God, this new cleaner is really bad at his job'
You can always try cleaning your bike yourself, you know.
Shifting gears, I began making my way out of society as fast as I could.
'Yeah, maybe I will... But right now I need to reach college in 13 minutes, so shush!'
You're going to cover 8 km in 13 minutes in Indian traffic. Like, that's ever gonna happen.
Finally, on the main road, I gun it.
'A little trust here, chat; come on, you're supposed to be my conscience'
I am your conscience; that's why it is my sworn duty to kick you while you're down.
Weaving through the morning traffic, I increased the speed once the way was cleared a bit.
'You're a ball of sunshine today; what's the matter'
It's a little hard to be optimistic and happy when you're riding like a raging lunatic. Watch where you're going!
Dodging an elderly man on a bicycle, I shifted down a gear and increased my speed.
'I'm watching! This is not the first time I'm riding a bike; I have been doing this for 7 years'
Yeah, I know I was there, getting tortured.
Avoiding a few pedestrians and giving them a wide berth
'It wasn't that bad'
Do I need to remind you about your 19th birthday?
'Okay, okay, I get your point, but still, it was just once'
And it was enough for me.
I sped down a straight road, weaving through a few slow cars and bikes, while noticing a big truck ahead of me.
'Hey, tell me something. Is that truck looking a little too wobbly to you?'
The first sound observation you've made all morning—let's not get too close to it.
Glancing at the clock on the speedometer, I increased the pressure on the accelerator.
'I wasn't planning to. I don't know why you think that I'm some kind of masochist. I really don't have a death wish, you know'
You say that, but all I see is us getting closer to that cursed truck!
Noticing how right chat is, I steered clear of it and started speeding past it.
'Fuckin hell, we only have 6 minutes left; you reckon we can do 100 here?'
Don't you dare! This entire road is riddled wit-
Without considering it, I increased the speed and started ripping through the traffic.
'What's the worst that'll happen, huh? A few loose nuts is a price I'm willing to make chat'
The worst that'll happen is us hitting a fucking pothole at 100 km/h here and kissing the road at an alarming speed!
Looking for the traffic, I forgot to keep a watch for the potholes on the road.
'Don't jinx it; anyway, do you thin-'
Ohhh fuuuckkk…..
It was pretty weird, going from feeling completely weightless to sharp pain everywhere. It was a struggle to turn my head in the direction my bike should be, but it was a little hard to see through the cracked glass of my helmet. I probably have a good concussion, judging by the sound the bike made during the impact. I'm pretty sure it's totaled, though. At least I'm still in one piece, but I think I shouldn't move right now.
'Fuckin hell that hurts like a bitch'
…..What's coming will be even more painful, I reckon.
I hate when Chat is right, but I hate it even more when he goes all cryptic on me.
'What?'
On your left
Turning my head left, I see a big wall getting bigger, huh…? That's a weird wall with headlights and a windscreen on it…And why is it wobbl…oh
'Motherfu-