Characters
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Eventual Smut
First Kiss
Implied/Referenced Homophobia
Alternate Universe - No Powers
First Date
Rio Vidal is a little bit of a loser
Agatha Harkness is kinda an asshole
Wanda Maximoff is just happy to be included
Wanda Maximoff is a horrible wingwoman
Friend Date
Alternate Universe - Rio doesn’t want to fight Wanda Maximoff
Rio Vidal is a useless lesbian disaster
Applebee’s happy hour is the most romantic place on earth
Trauma Bonding
Evanora Harkness is a shit ass mother
seductive mozzarella sticks
even more seductive nachos
the birkenstocks are a kathryn hahn/self insert
Summary
Rio remains stoic, unimpressed yet uncomfortably aware of how warm her face is getting. It’s the same heat she feels when Wanda ambushes her with an unexpected compliment, except this time, it’s happening because some smug, unprincipled menace has waltzed into an Applebee’s on a Friday evening and called her boring to her face.-or-Wanda basically forces a meet cute between Rio and Agatha at Applebee's
Note
this was only meant to be a writing exercise when i had the flu/a sinus infection and had horrible brain fog. it turned into a whole thing. oopsie poopsie.also, i love a good dolly parton song. i fear this is going to become my brand.