Texting Snape's friends

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Texting Snape's friends
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Chatroom

4:32pm

Cataleya: Guys some bitch stole my cigarettes!!

 

Barty: So we fight? Fist fight? Yes? I wanna fight em!

 

Lucius: Barty no, behave

 

Lucius: Cata ask Evan for a new pack, he always has cigarettes

 

Pandora: Smoking is bad tho

 

Cataleya: So is stealing but that didn't stop some broke bitch from stealing my fucking pack!!

 

Rabastan: You're getting upset as if you paid for the pack of cigarettes yourself

 

Cataleya: ......

 

Cataleya: I forgot I didn't pay for them hehe

 

Pandora: Haha

 

Barty: Did you steal them too? Or did you get them from Evan?

 

Cataleya: I got em from Evan, like many other illegal substances

 

Lucius: I forget that Evan is like some drug dealer except the only drug he ever has is weed

 

Evan: It's either weed or cocaine and I think weed is better

 

Lucius: Of course you do

 

Cataleya: Hey Ev can I have a new pack of cigarettes?

 

Evan: Sure

 

Cataleya: Yay!

 

Barty: Guys I drank some random liquid Sev gave me and now I can feel my bones shake

 

Barty: I'm hatching 🤗

 

Lucius: ......

 

Lucius: Who the fuck allowed those two to be alone together?!

 

Regulus: Me, Evan asked to watch them while he went to deliver the cigarettes to Cata

 

Rabastan: Why'd you let Barty drink the random liquid?

 

Regulus: He called me a bitch so here we are

 

Lucius: I can't with you

 

Pandora: I wonder what Sev gave him

 

Regulus: I wonder too

 

Severus: Don't worry about it just know he's gonna be fine

 

Barty: Guys I'm hatching

 

Lucius: Ok wtf

 

Regulus: He fell asleep

 

Rabastan: And down goes barty haha

 

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