The idiot with no nose was ranting again and Madara was long past irritation. Probably even past irate.
“I am the most powerful wizard in the world! I am called He Who Shall Not Be Named!” shouted Voldemort. “I am…”
“The one who got his ass handed to him by a bunch of teenagers.” Replied Madara.
The noseless freak spun on his heel “How dare…”
“Shut up. Don’t act like you’re all that plus a cookie.” Madara rose from the chair he was sitting in. He stalked towards the wizard. Madara was pleased to see that he was just slightly shorter than the other man. “All of us in here were defeated by a bunch of teenagers.”
A mutter of “damn meddling kids…” came from a corner.
Madara pointed at a person who flickered between being a young blond man and horned demon. “That guy is a demi-god. Father’s some sort of European messenger god.”
“Greek, you jerk.” Snarled the person in question.
And was ignored as Madara continued. “Had his butt handed to him by teenagers. Teenagers who were also demi-gods but still were teenagers.”
He directed Madara’s attention to another man. “That guy…the Mind Flayer. Impressive right? Ass handed to him in a gift basket by…teenagers!”
Voldemort tried to look down the remains of his nose at the clearly unimpressed other man. “So where are we?”
“You are on your way to The Special Hell that was designed just for you.”
Everyone turned at looked at the man who had suddenly appeared. He was blond with brown eyes and bangs that were cut at an angle. He wore a long white coat over black robes.
A man with glasses moved towards the new man. “I didn’t catch your name. And what do you mean by ‘Special Hell’?” he asked.
The brown eyes narrowed. “Captain Shinji Hirako of the Fifth Division. Who are you?”
“Shou Tucker.”
The brown eyes narrowed further. “I don’t recognized that name. Lieutenant Hinamori!”
A slight dark-hair girl appeared at his side. “Captain?”
“Are we supposed to have a ‘Shou Tucker’?”
The girl consulted a list.
And without warning, she dropped the list and pointed at Tucker. “Bakudo number nine!”
Tucker was suddenly bound in a flickering light and fell to the floor.
The girl bowed deeply to the captain. “My apologies, Captain. He shouldn’t be here.”
“Oh, is he better or worse than this lot?”
The girl bit her lip “He…he combined his daughter with a dog, Captain.”
A hiss of outrage was heard throughout the room.
“Clearly, he’s worse if this lot doesn’t like him.” Captain Hirako waved a hand at the Lieutenant. “Get him out of here.”
She bowed again and with a flicker disappeared with Tucker.
Voldemort looked at the Captain. “And now you’re alone.”
The man rolled his eyes so hard, Madara thought they’d get stuck. “Yeah, yeah, you’re the Big Bad.” Captain Hirako flipped a hand dismissively. “Okay, listen up. You are all people or beings who were criminal and or evil and ended up being defeated by teenagers. Because of your criminal and or evil actions, you will be punished for a period of time to be determined. And we have devised a Special Hell just for you.”
Madara folded his arms across his chest. “And just what is this so-called Special Hell?” he said arrogantly.
The Captain grinned as a Portal opened up and began sucking the people in the room through to a hallway with many doors and long metal cabinets along the walls. “You’re going to be teachers…in Middle School.”
Shinji laughed as the screams of horror began.