It’s a summer morning in London and James knocks on Remus’s door
“Come in “
“Hi Remus okay just hear me out it’s going to sound weird but could my parents adopt you so whe Sirius realises I’m sleeping with regulus I can pull out the papers and say YOUR ALSO DOING THAT”
“Please”
“James what the atactualy fuck your sleeping worth regulus?!?!?”
“Yeah and I realy need your help”
“James, since when are you dating regulus ?”
“Almost two years”
And you didint bother to tell anyone ?!?”
“Well considering I’m Sirius best friends and Reggie is his baby brother I won’t be taking any chances”
James did kind of forget to tell Remus about his slight problem before asking him
“So can they adopt you?”
“No James you have to tell Sirius this or when finds out himself he’s gunna kill both of you”
“You know what I’ll take my chances”
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About a week later
“JAMES BROTHERFUCKER GLEAMONT POTTER!!!”
O shit- this can’t be good
“Why is there a picture on the dayly prophet with your young down my brother troath with the title the young black was seen yesterday with James Potter behind hogsmade!?!?”
“Shit”
James was climbing out his window as Sirius burst into his room with his wand in one hand and the newspaper in the other.
“I’M GUNNA KILL YOU JAMES “
Just as he was about to jump out his window regulus burst into the room
“ Sirius goddamn black get you hands of my boyfriend before I make you!”
“HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON!!”
“About two years and you can scream shout or cry it’s not gunna change anything we’re dating and there’s nothing you can do “
Let’s say after a week of not talking to James Sirius finally started speaking
“Okay so I thought this over and I’m fine with this relationship unless I start getting info about my baby brothers sex life.got it ?”
“Shure “
“So are we good ?” James started questioning
“ yes James but I’ll never get over the fact that your fucking my baby brother “
“I’ve suffers for a long time watching your and remus sexual and romantic tension I also heard y’all having sex and talking about how pretty one of y’all looks you’ll deal with it just fine “
“Still doesn’t change the fact that it’s my baby brother”
“ drama queen “ regulus murmured under his breath
“ ESCUSE YOU?!?”
“ i mean he’s not wrong”
“REMUS?!?!?your supposed to be on my side “
“Nope I’m only on the right side “
“So it was my fault that I fell on him whe he hit me with his bludger?”
“Nope “
“Oh realy so why did you sode with him?”
“He was pouting too much “
“I do not pout!!”
“Oh yes you do”
“ so who else knows about this?” Sirius brought back the topic
“If I’ll tell you you’ll probably never talk to me again “
“Just tell me I won’t make a big deal out of it”
“Peter, Mary , Marlene, Dorcas , Lily, barty , Evan, Pandora, Narcissa, andromeda and Alice” James listed
“And right now properly the whole wizarding wold “ James chuckled
“Why am I alway the last one to know!?!?”
“Because you react like this “
“ I think James forgot one thing “
“No Remus no”
“ a week ago James came up to me and asked me can his parents adopt me so that when you find out he’s sleeping with your brother he can pull out the adoption papers and say your doing the exact same thing “