Men Likers
[private messages]
WILLIAM, REGULUS
William [Sun, 17:44]: Hi, Regulus~?<3
Regulus [Sun, 17:44]: Oh, I was starting to think you would not text me.
William [Sun,17:44]: So I take it Jamie told you?;;
Regulus [Sun, 19:45]: James did, yes.
William [Sun, 19:45]: Right okay...
William [Sun, 19:45]: Well I just hope you know how sorry I am
William [Sun, 19:45]: Ill try to be better
William [Sun, 19:46]: And I don't expect you to forgive me but please let me make it up to you
William [Sun, 19:46]: I promise nothing like that will happen again
Regulus [Sun, 19:46]: jhsjshdkejfg
William [Sun, 19:47]: Reggie??
Regulus [Sun, 19:47]: Right, sorry, Autocorrect.
Regulus [Sun, 19:47]: What I meant was
Regulus [Sun, 19:48]: ????****
William [Sun, 19:48]: How can question marks be autocorrected?!
Regulus [Sun, 19:48]: Are you insinuating that I am lying?
William [Sun, 19:48]: What?? Of course not!! I'm really so sorry
William [Sun, 19:54]: Regulus?!?!
William [Sun, 19:55]: Please please please let me make it up to you
William [Sun, 19:55]: How about dinner? Tomorrow? Three Broomsticks?
Regulus [Sun, 19:56]: Busy.
William [Sun, 19:56]: Oh, uhm
William [Sun, 19:56]: Tuesday?
William [Sun, 19:57]: What day are you free?
Regulus [Sun, 19:57]: Busy all week.
William [Sun, 19:57]: So when are you not busy?
Regulus [Sun, 19:57]: When I’m dead.
Regulus [Sun, 19:57]: Thinking about it, I probably still will be busy.
William [Sun, 19:58]: Reggie, what are you on???
William [Sun, 19:58]: What are you talking about???
Regulus [Sun, 19:59]: Oh, I'm simply speaking of how busy I am to speak to such obsessive people
Regulus [Sun, 19:59]: I was slightly struck someone wanted me at all and I didn't even think to realize that back then.
William [Sun, 19:59]: What are you saying???
Regulus [Sun, 19:59]: Oh, is it still not obvious?
{20:00 - INCOMING CALL : REGGIE <33}
{accept} {decline}
Regulus: “I’m breaking up with you.”
William: “Wha-”
{20:00 - CALL ENDED, DURATION: 00:00:01}
William [Sun, 20:00]: Regulus???!!!
❗️MESSAGE UNABLE TO BE SENT❗️
[party whores]
BARTY, REGULUS
Regulus [Sun, 20:05]:[five pictures, one audio attached]
Regulus [Sun, 20:05]: Did I do good
Barty [Sun, 20:07]: YOU DID FANFICKINNGTAZTIC
Barty [Sun, 20:07]: proud dad momebt
Barty [Sun, 20:07]: you did exacflty hwo i taugjt you :,)
Regulus [Sun, 20:07]: ...
Regulus [Sun, 20:08]: I’m taking that as a “good job”
Barty [Sun, 20:08]: thats a less coll way of saying it btu sure
Barty [Sun, 20:08]: now update potter and trhn we can crlebrate you bekmg single
Regulus [Sun, 20:08]: Why. To both of those
Barty [Sun, 20:09]: jwmes porter is a nice person and deserves to knwo you didnt stay togetehr and irs a happy occasion tahtd why
Regulus [Sun, 20:09]: Every day I wonder why I remain friends with you.
Barty [Sun, 20:09]: you know far too much to leavr niwNiw
Barty [Sun, 20:09]: is a threat
Barty [Sun, 20:10]: im threatening you
Barty [Sun, 20:10]: you know what happrns to thaoe wjo defy me
Regulus [Sun, 20:11]: I actually don't, but I’ll keep that in mind.
Barty [Sun, 20:11]: >:)
[a stag and a baby]
JAMES, REGULUS
Regulus [Sun, 20:56]: Barty has convinced me to inform you that me and William have broken up as well now.
James [Sun, 20:57]: oh my god that's a relief!
James [Sun, 20:57]: thanks for telling xx
James [Sun, 20:58]: also if it's not too much to ask, can I ask how long you guys were together?
Regulus [Sun, 20:58]: Approximately three months.
James [Sun, 20:58]: cause we were together for two years and
James [Sun, 20:59]: oh
James [Sun, 20:59]: OH
James [Sun, 21:00]: so
James [Sun, 21:00]: uh
James [Sun,21:00]: uhm
Regulus [Sun, 21:01]: ?????
James [Sun, 21:02]: the whole you liking men thing
James [Sun, 21:02]: it’s new to you then?
Regulus [Sun, 21:02]: I suppose you could say that, in a sense.
James [Sun, 21:03]: okay cool cool
James [Sun, 21:03]: i uh
James [Sun, 21:03]: i still remember when i was really new to this so
James [Sun, 21:03]: i’m here if you’d like someone to listen
James [Sun, 21:04]; you DONT obviously have to
James [Sun, 21:04]: but just
James [Sun, 21:04]: since Sirius doesn't know
James [Sun, 21:04]: so
[party whores]
BARTY, REGULUS
Regulus [Sun, 21:04]: ejbdusjdbdj
Regulus [Sun, 21:04]: fml
Barty [Sun, 21:05]: is he syaing sexy thinsg
[a stag and ababy]
JAMES, REGULUS
Regulus [Sun, 21:05]: Thanks.
Regulus [Sun, 21:05]: I’ll do that.
James [Sun, 21:05]: okay
James [Sun, 21:06]: okay yeah
James [Sun, 21:06]: cool cool
[party whores]
BARTY, REGULUS
Regulus [Sun, 21:06]: I’m in love with him
Barty [Sun, 21:07]: yeah thats knwos informatikn
Regulus [Sun, 21:07]: Shut up and continue being silently in love with Evan
Barty [Sun, 21:07]: yeah well atvleast he loves me back
Regulus [Sun, 21:08]: Yeah, just continue telling yourself that.
Barty [Sun, 21:08]: wow oaky
Barty [Sun, 21:08]: fuck you
[reason I'm single]
BARTY, EVAN
Barty [Sun, 21:08]: are you my bitch
Evan [Sun, 21:08]: depends, what way do you mean that
Barty [Sun, 21:08]: in teh wya wherw you love me
Evan [Sun, 21:09]: well technically speaking, i do
Evan [Sun, 21:09]: yet you still fall below raccoons, dorcas, pandora, and regulus
Evan [Sun, 21:09]: but if I had a gun pointed at my head and was told to say whether I love or hate you or I would be shot, I would say I love you
Evan [Sun,21:10]: and also considering the fact that we live together, I would say it would be rather hard to hate you. Since that is such a strong word
Barty [Sun, 21:10]: i have no idea what teh fuck you jsut siad
Barty [Sun, 21:10]: but tahst a yes rigt
Evan [Sun, 21:10]: well, if you're asking if i hate or love you, my feelings lean more towards love.
Barty [Sun, 21:11]: ...
Barty [Sun, 21:11]: okay i gotta go
Barty [Sun, 21:11]: love ya
Evan [Sun, 21:11]: love you too
Evan [Sun, 21:12]: oh oh wait
Evan [Sun,21:12]: that was a trap wasn't it
Barty [Sun, 21:12]: ;)
Evan [Sun, 21:13]: okay i give up
Evan [Sun, 21:13]: how the fuck does reg survive talking like a fucking politician all the time like that
Evan [Sun,21:13]: i’m coming to strangle you
Barty [Sun, 21:13]: ehh kinky
Evan [Sun, 21:13]: i despise you
Barty [Sun, 21:14]: youre contradictinf yijrself
Evan [Sun,21:14]: i hope you get sucked into a black hole never to return
[party whores]
BARTY, REGULUS
Barty [Sun, 21:15]: [one picture attached]
Barty [Sun, 21:15]: see he loves mr
Regulus [Sun, 21:15]: Your photoshopping skills have not improved.
Barty [Sun, 21:16]: it is NIT EDIYWD
Regulus [Sun, 21:16]: That’s what they all say.
Barty [Sun, 21:16]: WHI IS ALL????
[the better halves]
SIRIUS, MARY, MARLENE, PETER, EMMELINE
Serious [Sun, 23:36]: party. at ours.
Serious [Sun, 23:36]: friday.
Serious [Sun, 23:36]: bring the gays and bring the booze
Serious [Sun, 23:36]: and sybill
Worms [Sun, 23:40]: Why was I not informed that my ROOMMATE would be having a party in OUR dorm and would be inviting my GIRLFRIEND before talking to me
Serious [Sun, 23:40]: cuz ud say no
Serious [Sun, 23:40]: and no is not an option
Worms [Sun, 23:40]: I would not?????
Serious [Sun, 23:40]: lying isn't good for ur skin, pete the man
Serious [Sun, 23:41]: ill even invite ur gf marls🤭
Whore [Sun, 23:41]: we’re busy with business on friday !!!!!
Serious [Sun, 23:41]: no ure not ill see u
Whore [Sun, 23:41]: operation: burning sirius’ room down commencing
Worms [Sun, 23:41]: I’d appreciate not being homeless
Whore [Sun, 23:42]: aborting operation: burning sirius’ room down
Yeehaa🤠 [Sun,23:42]: what if i
Serious [Sun, 23:42]: no mary ure coming
Yeehaa🤠 [Sun, 23:42]: awe
Serious [Sun, 23:42]: Em bring the booze
Emmelies [Sun, 23:43]: just cuz i work at a bar does not mean i’ll bring you free alcohol all the time
Emmelies [Sun, 23:43]: i’ll ask the boss man
Serious [Sun, 23:43]: sweet ily
Serious [Sun, 23:43]: someone pass the message to rem he's not talking to me agn
Whore [Sun, 23:43]: the fuck did u do now
Serious [Sun, 23:43]: why ru assuming I did something???
Whore [Sun, 23:43]: because most times u did
Serious [Sun, 23:44]: lol okay so i may or may not have
Serious [Sun, 23:44]: started a silly lil argument abt school
Serious [Sun, 23:44]: BUT WE’RE OVER IT NOW
Serious [Sun, 23:44]: I SWEAR
Whore [Sun, 23:44]: uhuh
Serious [Sun, 23:45]: I SWEAR:(((((((
Whore [Sun, 23:45]: if it was true why r u screaming ‘bout it
Serious [Sun, 23:45]: i scream abt everything
Worms [Sun, 23:45]: sybills coming
Whore [Sun, 23:45]: okay yh but
Worms [Sun, 23:45]: wanted to know if she can bring her tarot deck
Serious [Sun, 23:46]: omg yes
Serious [Sun, 23:46]: marls tell door to invite rosier
Serious [Sun, 23:46]: the girl one
Serious [Sun, 23:46]: they could bond😋
Whore [Sun, 23:47]: okay, one (1), her name is dorcas. Two (2), pandora only comes if evan comes and evan only comes if jr comes and jr only comes if baby black comes and baby black would rather die
Worms [Sun, 23:47]: sweet sybill says thanks
Serious [Sun, 23:47]: tell her id do anything for her
Serious [Sun, 23:47]: and marls, i’ll threaten him if he says no<3;)
Whore [Sun, 23:47]: you haven't seen him for a year
Serious [Sun, 23:47]: so????
Serious [Sun, 23:47]: he can't say no, i have blackmail
Whore [Sun, 23:48]: something tells me that i definitely do not want to know what that is
Serious [Sun, 23:48]: oh u rlly dont
[the cooler halves]
JAMES, LILY, REMUS, GILDEROY, ALICE
Fork [Sun, 23:50]: apparently we’re having a party at Pete and Sirius’ on friday
Fork [Sun, 23:50]: he wants y’all to bring the gays and
Fork [Sun, 23:50]: cakes, he says
Fork [Sun, 23:50]: he also said he’s gonna blackmail Regulus to come
Fork [Sun, 23:50]: who's in???!!!?
Gill🐟 [Sun, 23:52]: give me one reason as to why should i
Wonderland [Sun, 23:52]: to look sexy
Wonderland [Sun, 23:52]: also is frank allowed there? He's reading this over my shoulder
Gill🐟 [Sun, 23:52]: good point, I am the only one with style here these days
Fork [Sun, 23:52]: pads says yes as long as he brings cake
Fork [Sun, 23:52]: and gil, u aren't allowed to come with ur funky suits xx
Gill🐟 [Sun, 23:52]: they:)are:)not:)FUNKY:)
Wonderland [Sun, 23:53]: whatever makes you feel better
Gill🐟 [Sun, 23:53]: alice :)
Gill🐟 [Sun, 23:53]: i thought you were supposed to be my no.1 defender :)
Gill🐟 [Sun, 23:53]: is this what betrayal feels like
Wonderland [Sun, 23:53]: yes :)
Wonderland [Sun, 23:54]: on a date, franks gonna kill me if i stay on my phone for any longer
Wonderland [Sun, 23:54]: love y’all<3
Gill🐟 [Sun, 23:54]: i’d return the sentiment if you had not just betrayed me the way you did
Fork [Sun, 23:54]: love you too xxx
Fork [Sun, 23:54]: tell hi to frank for me xx
Wonderland [Sun, 23:54]: he says hello and tells u to message him about the cake
Fork [Sun, 23:55]: on it
JohnMcWolf [Sun, 23:55]: Love you too, Al!
JohnMcWolf [Sun, 23:55]: Be safe out there<333
Wonderland [Sun, 23:55]: i’ll do my best only for u<3
JohnMcWolf [Sun, 23:56]: <3
Fork [Sun, 23:56]: REMUS
Fork [Sun, 23:56]: MOONY
Fork [Sun, 23:56]: MOONSHINE
Fork [Sun, 23:56]: MOONLIGHT
Fork [Sun, 23:56]: MY MOONAGE DAYDREAM
Fork [Sun, 23:57]: MOONPIE
JohnMcWolf [Sun, 23:57]: yes?
Fork [Sun, 23:57]: THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Fork [Sun, 23:57]: oh, hi :)
JohnMcWolf [Sun, 23:57]: hi
Fork [Sun, 23:58]: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
Fork [Sun, 23:58]: i missed you :((((
JohnMcWolf [Sun, 23:58]: awh I missed you tooooo:((
JohnMcWolf [Sun, 23:58]: sorry I’ve been avoiding Sirius :((((
Fork [Sun, 23:59]: again????:((((
JohnMcWolf [Sun, 23:59]: yea, tell him to stop being such an idiot and maybe I’d stop
Flower [Sun, 23:59]: I don’t think he’s really capable of that :/
Flower [Sun, 23:59]: what would be left of him if he was no longer an idiot?
JohnMcWolf [Sun, 23:59]: ah shit, good point :(
Fork [Sun, 23:59]: are u coming tho? maybe talk to him there
JohnMcWolf [Mon, 00:00]: I’ll think about it, yeah?
Fork [Mon, 00:00]: okayyy :)xx
Fork [Mon, 00:00]: i’m free whenever if u wanna talk
JohnMcWolf [Mon, 00:00]: Thanks, babe<3
Fork [Mon, 00:00]: anytime<3
Fork [Mon, 00:01]: what about u, lils?
JohnMcWolf [Mon, 00:03]: says she’ll come if I come, so we’ll see
Fork [Mon, 00:04]: got it<3 i’ll pass it on
Fork [Mon, 00:04]: good night now, love you all!!<3
JohnMcWolf [Mon, 00:04]: thanks
JohnMcWolf [Mon, 00:04]: night night, love you too<33
[a stag and a baby]
JAMES, REGULUS
James [Mon, 00:04]: hey, just in case Sirius hasn't caught up to you yet
James [Mon, 00:04]: he told me he’s going to blackmail you to come to our party on friday
James [Mon, 00:05]: it’d be nice to see you again but you obviously DO NOT have to say yes!!!
James [Mon, 00:05]: I’ll be sure he doesn't actually use the blackmail <3
James [Mon, 00:05]: said he’s gonna try inviting your friends too so you don't need to worry about being alone
James [Mon, 00:06]: I’d appreciate if you at least thought about it<3
James [Mon, 00:06]: good night now!!