Not quite yet but I’m gonna get, get them!
A fact is a fact. Regulus was his. Until the fucking Potter came in.
First, in the dineria. That is what Barty called each and every place he ate in.
"Hey Rosier"
"Hi"
"How is it going?" he said sitting down. His leg was bouncing against the floor. Where did the nervousness come from??
"Everything okay? Stressed because your boyfriend is not here?" See??? Everyone knew.
"Nahh, I'm my own person. Don't need no hoes."
"Yeah sure, say what you want." Evan continued eating his cereal.
It just so happened Barty zoned out while admiring Evan's hair. After about 3 minutes the boy seemed to notice.
"Got a problem with my hair Barty?"
"What? Oh no, it's just looking pretty"
Barty was so gay.
Evan looked so confused.
"Have you already done your homework for biology? I need to clear some answers" said Evan, after a while of silence.
"When is it for?"
"Tomorrow"
"Ahh then ill do it tomorrow," he said with his grin. He could compete at this with Sirius Black. "Or for you, I could do it now."
Regulus Black approached them from behind, not saying anything, and tapped Evan's neck
"Why am I not even surprised I haven't heard you?" Now Evan was staring at Regulus.
Barty jumped in his seat when he realized Reg was standing behind him for some time now.
"GOD SAY SOMETHING"
"Something." That was Regulus' response.
"I MEAN WHEN YOU SIT DOWN"
"Okay, okay."
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Evan thought that Barty and Regulus looked cute together. However, they didn't fit at all. Barty was a loud person most of the time, Regulus was quite as.........silence if they were honest. It seems like ying yang, doesn't it? Though Evan saw and heard the rasping. He reckoned Barty would be better off with someone matching his energy. Or at least someone who didn't pour water all over his flame. You see, Evan adored Reg, tho he was so quiet and down to the ground, he had Barty on a leash. If his approach was directed at Evan, he would be offended. Or be done with him. But that was Barty's problem. And Barty was obsessed with Regulus.
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Barty looked at Regulus, to see him staring across the tables. Following his sight, he found the Gryffindor table. Probably looking at his brother. Their relationship was getting better with time. Something wasn't right though. His brother wasn't even here. Just Potter and Pettigrew. Oh, yeah, Black was probably still making out with Lupin. So who was Regulus staring at? Sure as hell not Pettigrew, not his type. Wait- Potter? What the fu-
"Regulus! C'mon man," they moved their hand before Reg's eyes.
"Uhm hm Yeah?"
"Seriously Reggie?" Evan also seemed to notice it.
"What?"
...
Then, they were in the quidditch changing room, Regulus decided to go on a bonding day with Sirius.
"If you're done sucking on Remus, can we leave now?"
"I wasn't-"
And then, James walked in. Shirtless and sweaty.
Barty swears he heard Regulus whistle. Reg's mouth was open welcoming all the bugs.
"You'll catch a fly soon," said James, grinning.
"BRO, THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND" Sirius got it too.
Regulus quickly looked around.
"Uhm yeah, I know." he grabbed Barty's hand.
"Oh Seriously?"Barty thought. He didn't yet understand, tho he felt the burning feeling of jealousy, his gut in a twirl, his eyes watering. Evan took his right hand.
"Are we all ready to go?"
"Yeah, we are" that was Sirius.
They walked out of the building. Barty has already denied that anything happened.
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They went to get something to eat, they were supposed to do their homework.
"Ehh listen, Barty, if you don't feel like it, we can do it somewhen else."
Barty was acting it cool.
"Hm, why? I'm feeling great, we can continue the essay."
Evan sighed.
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Barty caught Regulus staring at Potter in the hallways a lot. But that was okay. He could ignore it easily. And besides, there was a great party coming. Mid-term party, more specifically. These were huge. Most people attended them and didn't come with empty hands. And when everyone was in the mood, nice and drunk, the most fun things happened. Barty looked forward to it.
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Evan was sitting on Dorcas's bed holding a mirror in one hand, the other one's nails being painted. He loved preparing for parties with the girls and they agreed on painting his nails.
"I'm thinking of doing pink and purple highlights in my hair," Pandora thought out loud.
"Are you putting them into some hairstyle or keeping them loose?" he asked.
"I think I'm gonna leave them loose, just with the beads."
"Yes!! purple would look so good with the ones you have right now" said Dorcas.
"Do you think Barty and Reggie will break up?"Evan asked after a second with the straightest face he could manage.
Dorcas let out a giggle.
"I'm sure they will, hun."Pandora smiled.
"Technically looking, they were never even together"Dorcas offered.
Evan shrugged. " Nor were they single. I'm just a bit worried for them."
Dorcas caught his face and moved it so that he was looking at her."Then stop worrying boy, at least for today. Have some fun, huh?"
"Yeah, we're rocking today's party" was Evan's response.
"That outta the way, now your turn to paint my nails. I'm thinking dark red?"
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Barty was ready. He was wearing low-rise baggy trousers, with a flowy top ending at his belly button, leaving his lower abdomen visible. They decided on wearing just two rings, as he will probably lose them anyway. They did their eyeliner sharp, his waterline and his lashes painted silver. His nose was glowing a bit.
He was considering adding lipstick. Lana was playing in the back while he tried to put on the lipstick and sing at the same time. Didn't work out and so he washed it off. They had to remind themselves about keeping balance. The more isn't always the better.
"I’m the sweetest girl in town So why are you so mean?" He sang along as he walked out of his room.
"When you gonna ditch that stupid you got? It’s me you should be seeeeingg" he heard Evan sing at the other end of the hallway from the girls' room.
Why does it always so happen they are listening to the same songs at the same time?
Why did Evan have such a stunning voice?
He couldn't face him right now.
He quickly went the other way.
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Evan, Pandora, and Drocas were finally ready. They had a 20-minute delay because the temporary hair dye tangled Pandora's hair really bad and they were all trying to brush it out. You could call them fashionably late. They grabbed what they needed and went out of the room
"When you gonna ditch that stupid you got? It's me you should be seeeeingg" he sang to the song that was still playing behind the closed door.
"Hello-o-o, you are looking so fine, so finee" continued Dorcas putting the back of her right hand to her forehead.
"Fantasy about you’s like a gold mine, gold mine" Pandora joined and threw her arm around Evan's shoulders.
"Asking everybody is he mine, is he mine?" Dorcas pulled them forward so that they finally move.
"Not quite yet but I’m gonna get, get him," he twirled around
"Not quite yet but I’m gonna get, get them!"
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