All sapphics know flower language
Pandora: Italics
Lily: Bold
I have been betrayed
I sense some melodrama
WHAT
WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN MELODRAMATIC
Do you want me to list things?
No
But I’m not being melodramatic this time
My BEST friend in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD got a date and didn’t tell me until the morning of
And only because she wanted advice on what to wear
And then DIDN’T EVEN TAKE THE ADVICE
Because “Barty has a more underwhelming style”
UNDERWHELMING IS NOT A GOOD THING
Dude no way
My friend did the same thing
Not the advice thing, I give amazing advice
Although come to think of it she did say something about asking our other friend for help with clothing
WE’VE BOTH BEEN BETRAYED
That’s a crazy coincidence though
I don’t suppose your friends name is dorcas
Dorcas?
No
I can say for sure that I’ve never met a Dorcas in my life
Oh well
That would have been cool
I guess
I guess?
Do you not want to have an awesome plot twist where it turns out that we have been just missing each other for our whole lives?
Idk
I like how we are now
Just texting
Yeah but
You want to meet in real life someday right
I hadn’t really thought about it
Liar
You’ve definitely thought about it
I think about it all the time
You think about me all the time?
What NO
That’s not what I meant T-T
That’s what you said though
Aww Panda do you care about me?
SHUT UP
I’m going through a crisis right now and you’re making fun of me?
Well actually we’re both going through a crisis right now
Both of our friends have gotten dates and not told us and then had the audacity to ask other people for fashion advice
You think you know someone
And my style is amazing
I’m sure/sar
WOW KICK A PERSON WHILE SHE’S DOWN WHY DON’T YOU
I can’t take you seriously with the all caps T-T
And honestly I imagined you as someone who wears exclusively primary colours in all their outfits
I can truly say that I’ve never been more offended
I would never do that
Pink is not a primary colour
Ah of course
So it’s red, blue, yellow and pink for you?
No :(
I wear all the colours
At once?
Yes
Rainbow is the best combination
But honestly most of my wardrobe is pastels
Yes but rainbow pastels
I see what ‘Dorcas’ means
Like your friend didn’t do the same thing
What does your wardrobe look like?
I don’t know
Normal clothing
That explains it
Feeling passive aggressive today, I see
You insulted my wardrobe I can insult yours
It’s only fair
I suppose
I think my clothing is pretty cottagecore
Goddamnit
What?
Well I can’t insult cottagecore
It’s too pretty
And I’m cottagecore adjacent
Cottagecore adjacent?
Like similar but more colourful
Because screw you colours are fucking awesome
Never a dull moment with you, is there?
That is a compliment and I will treat it as such
I wouldn’t expect anything less
Oh I have to go, my friend is back from their date
For your sake, (and my own vindication) I hope their date took one look at their non-cottagecore attire and walked right out
Noted T-T
Lily: Bold
Marlene: Underlined
I can hear you in the living room
Get over here right now and tell me about your date
Can’t be bothered
Marlene Annette McKinnon
Get your ass over here and tell me about your date
Annette is my mums name
Yes I made an educated guess
How did I do
I can’t believe we’ve been friends for this long and you still don’t know my middle name
Lily Fia Evans
Ha you spelt it wrong
You lose too
Whatever
Phia
Still wrong
Doesn’t it have a weird silent letter
Whatever
Stop stalling and start talking
I know you want to
I DO
Ok so we met at a cafe and lily this girl is GORGEOUS
It’s actually intimidating how pretty she is
AND SHE BROUGHT ME FLOWERS
OH WHAT TYPE
Yellow tulips
Don’t do that thing
THOSE MEAN HOPELESS LOVE
No one else knows that but you
She just thought they were pretty or something
Marlene
She’s sapphic
She knows flower language
That’s not a thing
It is so a thing
No
And no one thinks that but you
So she gives me the flowers and we get some coffees
She pays
Which is good because I brought money but I’m so broke
I was banking on her paying for me
You bank on everyone paying for you
When the last time we went out and I didn’t pay for you
It’s how you show your love for me
<3
You probably owe me hundreds in coffees
Yeah probably
But we both know that you are never seeing that money again
I have long been resigned to that
So we go for a walk and just talk about things
And she’s so interesting
She makes all her own jewellery
And she works in a thrift store
And volunteers on the weekend
She’s literally perfect I’m dying
And everytime she asks me a question I’m panicking because my life is so boring how do I make her like me
But at the end she has the AUDACITY to say that she can’t believe I agreed to go out with HER
As if she isn’t a Goddess blessing us all with her presence
Please tell me that you did not say that to her
I absolutely did
Can’t have her walking around thinking she isn’t the most perfect person to ever exist BECAUSE SHE IS
So just a normal first date topic then
I don’t care if it’s normal
She needs to know
Right T-T
You do you Marls
So is there going to be a second date?
Yes thank god
And I’m planning it
So ideas please I need help
It has to be perfect
I get the feeling that maybe I should stay out of this one
DON’T YOU DARE
IT’S TOO MUCH PRESSURE
YOU PLAN IT
I WILL BUT I NEED HELP
I CAN’T COME UP WITH SOMETHING ON MY OWN
ASK MARY
I’LL ASK EVERYONE I KNOW
Pandora: Italics
Dorcas: Bold and Underlined
So how was your date traitor
Amazing, darling
Don’t darling me
You asked Barty for fashion advice before me
I’m sorry babes
But I used your flower language thing
WAIT REALLY
Yes
I gave her a bouquet of yellow tulips
AWW THATS SO CUTE
I can’t tell if she knows what it means or not
She definitely does
All sapphics know flower language cas
I’ll take your word for it