Chapter 5
8:12am
sirius: good morning moonymine
sirius: what are you up to on this glorious day?
remus: too early
sirius: well you're up now
remus: fuck you
sirius: i will just tell you what I am up to then
sirius: i am celebrating my dear friends birth
Sirius:and who that friend may be you ask
sirius: mr James fleamont potter
remus: happy birthday to mr potter
remus: I was actually invited to the party by lily but alas she will be alone cuz I'm still on sober watch
sirius: nooooo
sirius: we could have met up
remus: you want our first meet up to be when I'm sober remember
sirius: oh yeah
sirius: i suppose it wouldn't be the best time
remus: we could meet up soon though
remus: it would be a good time since I am literally unable to take anything or drink anything for the next four days
sirius: WAIT
sirius: you actually want to meet me?????
remus: ofc I do dummy
sirius: can we go and get coffee or something this Saturday then?
remus: I would love to
sires: YAY
remus: so mp at 1?
sirius: absolutely
sirius: try not to faint when you see my breathtaking good looks though
sirius: I should warn you
remus: I will try my very best to stay conscious
remus: I gtg and meet a friend
sirius: bye moons
remus: xxxx
9:12am
pads: PRONGS
pads: STOP TAKING YOUR BIRTHDAY SHIT AND PANIC WITH ME
prongsie: what do you want
prongsie: I was enjoying my birthday shit
pads: this is more important
prongs: what is
pads: IM MEETING MOONY ON SAT
prongsie: remus?
pads: YES REMUS
prongsie: good luck
pads: shut up he a nice guy
pads: ive told you that he was going through a tough time when you met him
prongsie: well lets hope your experience is better then
pads: hes on sober watch atm
prongsie: Jesus
prongsie: are you sure you want to associate with a guy who literally has to be on sober watch
pads: I'm very certain
pads: and since its your girlfriend who put him on sober watch I'm guessing me associating with him is a good idea
prongsie: okay pads I just don't want you to get hurt
pads: I won't. he is a nice guy
prongsie: alrighty
pads: are you excited for your party tonight
prongsie: very
pads: good
12:09am
sirius: i fucking hate Ringo starr
Sirius: he is the most overrated Beatle
remus: how dare you insult the love of my life
remus: RINGO IS EVERYTHING
sirius: you can't be serious
remus: no but you are
sirius: not funny.
remus: denial doesn't suit you
sirius: everything suits me, wanker
remus: so cocky
sirius: obvs
remus: why is Ringo overrated then
sirius: he is such an average drummer
sirius: and he didn't write any goos songs
sirius: and hes a bad person
sirius: after the Beatles split up he got addicted to coke and beat his wife
sirius: he is also just weird
remus: octopus garden is a very good song fuck you
remus: John was addicted to heroin, George lsd
remus: so it wasn't just Ringo
remus: so therefore your point is irrelevant and you lose
sirius: I still think he is shit
remus: what ever makes you happy, pads
sirius: I knew you cared about me moons
remus: of course I do
sirius: ;)
remus: nvm I just stopped
sirius: denial doesn't suit YOU moonyman
remus: i hate that nickname
remus: never call me moonyman again
sirius: you hurt me moons
sirius: I thought you love my nicknames
remus: of course you do, cocky bastard
sirius: how dare you
remus: gtg meet some friends for lunch, bye paddywad
sirius: bye remu
7:23 pm
sirius: heyyy sexy
remus: wtf sirius
sirius: domt lir you luv it
remus: youre drunk
sirius: not rlly
sirius: yiu shlf of com
remus: you know I can't
remus: sober watch remember
sirius: ooooh ywah
sirius: yiu worrry me
remus: do I
sirius: yed
remus: why do I worry you
sirius: thr parying
remus: I've told you its nothing to worry about
remus: I just like to have fun
sirius: lie
remus: we will talk about this when you are sober
sirius: i dimt meen to updet you
remus: I know pads
sirius: I'm sorry
remus: I know