Chapter 3
7:56am'
sirius: good morning moonman
sirius: i didnt receive any drunk texts last night
sirius: i was quite dissapointed :(
11:23am
remus: shhh
remus: ealry
sirius: hangover that bad?
remus: death
sirius: okay, moony
sirius: message me later?
remus: ok
2:16pm
remus: okay i feel more alive now
sirius: jesus
sirius: in all the times ive known you, you have never had a hangover that bad
remus: i think i have a migran coming
sirius: oh shit, we dont have to talk if it hurts to bad
remus: no, im fine now
remus: i want to talk to you
sirius: awwwwww moomoo
remus: nevermind, fuck off
sirius: nope. youve said it now ;)
remus: never do that again
sirius: what? this;)
remus: yes
remus: its horrible
sirius: you love it really :)
remus: hmmmm
remus: i say no
sirius: sure
sirius: anyway, how was your night
remus: it was fun i think
sirius: you think?
remus: i blacked out around midnight
sirius: oh
remus: lily was there
remus: thats why i didnt text you, she had my phone
sirius: why?
remus: shes worried about me or something
sirius: are you okay?
remus: im fine she just worries
sirius: why did she take your phone though
remus: she doesnt like me doing drugs when im with her
remus: she took my phone to stop me from calling any plugs to get drugs
sirius: oh
remus: mhm
sirius: what are you doing today
remus: sleeping and homework
remus: im so behind on assignments
sirius: good luck with that
remus: what are you doing today
sirius: im basically just practising this piano peice ive been working on
remus: you play piano
sirius: yes
remus: thats hot
sirius: REMUS
remus: im not wrong
sirius: shuddup
remus: when we meet i demand you play me something
sirius:when?
remus: oh, do you not want to?
sirius: of course i do
remus: great!!!
sirius: i have one condition though
remus: oh god
sirius: you have to be sober
remus: oh
remus: i can do that
remus: most of the time i am sober yl
sirius: i know
sirius: its just the entire time ive known you, youve been out nearly everyday
remus: i just like to party
remus: i did tell you, i have issues
remus: if you dont like it then why did you say you did
sirius: no, rem it doesnt bother me
sirius: i just want to meet you when youre in your right mind
remus:right okay
sirius: im sorry i didnt mean to offend you
remus: nah its all good
remus: im gonna try and stomach some food
remus c ya
sirius: bye
5:24pm
sirius: tell me something about yourself
remus: i used to have a cat called maurice
sirius: like the book?
remus: indeed, its my fav
sirius: thats so gay of you
remus: it fits the agenda
remus: do you like to read
sirius: i didnt for a while but latley ive been reading a lot more
sirius: i never used to have the patience for reading
remus: what changed
sirius: adhd diognosis
remus: that would help ig
sirius: guess what happened to me today
remus: what
sirius: i was going to get a coffee, and the guy and the till was badly flirting and i wasnt interested so i accidently told him i have a foot kink.
remus: what the actual fuck
remus: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTLY TELL SOMEONE YOU HAVE A FOOT KINK
sirius: I DONT KNOW IT JUST SLIPPED OUT
remus; SO YOU DO HAVE A FOOT KINK
sirius: I- NO
remus: seems like it
sirius: fuck you
remus: whatever you want
sirius: i have a foot kink ;)
remus: i might just block you
sirius: you would miss me ;)
remus: lets test it out
sirius: NO MOONY IM SORRY
remus: thats more like it
sirius: i hate you
remus: no you dont <3
sirius: no i dont
remus: how was your day
sirius: it was good, i got a lot of work done on the piano peice i am working on
remus: can i hear it
sirius: well im still at the studio, maybe
remus: PLEASE
sirius: how though
remus: ill call you?
sirius: okay then
"hello"
"hey"
" i forgot youre welsh"
"okay, did you just get back from dinner with the queen?"
"i did, did you just get back from shagging some sheep?"
"no but i did just get back from shagging your dad"
" he would pribaly love that, last time i saw the man he was too uptight"
"my job here is done"
" in all seriousness" chuckle " you have a very nice voice"
" you too, posh boy"
" wanker"
" now play me your thing"
" what ever you want" plays piano peice
" wow, pads. that was beautiful"
" thanks moons"
" where did you learn tp play like that?"
" yk the usual, strict parents want their kids to be perfect so they teach them in classical literature and music but to the extreame"
" that cant have been easy"
"eh, it is what it is"
" i get that"
" you really do have a nice voice yk"
" thanks, pads. you too"
"i need to sleep, so i guess this is good night"
"night moony"
10:23am
lilyflower: im coming over, you shouldnt be alone right now
reemy: dont bother, im not at home
lilyflower: where are you?
lilyflower: remus??
lilyflower: please dont do anything stupid
lilyflower: i will come and get you just tell me where you are
lilyflower: ffs remus
11:24am
remus: gOif mornh
sirius: good morning, are you drunk?
remus: ni
sirius: are you sure??
remus: onjetivlu
sirius: i cant even read that
sirius: its the morning why are you drunk
remus: in nit drunh
sirius: fine, high then
remus: binho
sirius: are you okay?
remus: nit ar all
sirius: lets talk about it okay
sirius: there are better ways to deal with your problems
sirius: remus??
sirius: cmon, im worried about you
remus: i’m fine
sirius: if you’re fine then why are you off your tits at 11am
remus: sillu paadfiot i dont habe tiys
remu: i habe a willu
sirius: yes i know that
remus: rlly i can shoq u if u wanr ptiif
sirius: no, that’s okay moons i believe you
sirius: are you with anyone right now?
remus: ims wiv benhi
sirius: who is benji
remus: mt plug
remus: he aldo id gooos hwad
sirius: what about lily?
remus: no liky
sirius: why no lily?
remus: sge wanfs me tk talh
sirius: that’s good though!! if you talk then you can feel better
remus: i ferl grat noe
sirius: that cuz of the drugs, remus
remus: shhhh
remus: i widh u woyld swe me mote tham judt a junjie
sirius: i don’t see you as a junkie remus
sirius: i just worry about you
remus: eberuone dows
remus: u didmt kmow me ldt twrm u wlf of haged me
sirius: im sure i wouldnt if
remus: byr siriys
sirius: what
sirius: remus please just talk to me
sirius: there are so many better ways to deal with this, okay?
sirius: this isn’t healthy