introductions
10:54 pm
remus: lils w r u? im at thr club
remus: sinve ur runminf latr im gonns tru find some stardusr
remus: founs deale hr gor good stuff so hurrh up oe ill tkw it alk myseld
remus: lily evand wheqw r u
unknown number: sorry, man i think you got the wrong number. i am not lily
remus: ur not lilt?
unknown number: nope
unknownnumber: maybe you should drink some water
unknownumber: can i ask what stardust is though?m
remus: coke
unknown numer: i see
unknownumber: dw stranger, i wont rat you out to the pigs
remus: cheets matr
remus: lils herw noq sorrt foe bothejhg u
unknownnumber: no problem, have fun.
12: 23pm
remus: hey man, so sorry for last night, i just got a new phone and obviously put lilys name in wrong. I really hope i didn't disturb your night.
unknownnumber: its absoloutly no problem, it was more entertaining than annoying.
remus: oh good, im glad
unknownumber: did you have a fun night?
remus: no clue, i did a few lines as soon as i got into the club so its all a bit of a blur tbh.
remus: but i didnt wake up at home so im thinking it was quite eventful
unknownnumber: wdym, where did you wake up if not at home?
remus: no clue, some random guys flat
unknownumber: are you safe?
remus: perfectly
unknownumber: i dont believe you but ill take your word for it
remus: good
unknownumber: im sirius black btw
unknownumber: my name not that im not *serious*
remus: nice name, but you shouldnt give your full name to strangers on the internet yk. remus lupin
sirius: wolf wolf?
remus: yes its quite funny, i am aware.
remus: my parents thought they were funny
sirius: thats okay wolfy, its a bit endearing
remus: well as much as i love this abuse, i have business to attend to
remus: good bye sirius
sirius: bye wolfy
8:12pm
sirius: im sorry if this is intrusive but whats your middle name, i want to complete the whole picture.
remus: i dont want to tell you, you will laugh at me
sirius: i may laugh but i promise you mine is most likley worse
remus: fine but you go first
remus: then i will make my decision.
sirius: orion
remus:..
remus: okay, i dint feel so bad about telling you mine now. its john
sirius: i have to process that in my own time
sirius: wolf john wolf, why did your parents think that was a good idea
remus: see this is why i didnt tell you
remus: they obviously thought it would be funny, but they just subjected me to years of torment
sirius: well in their defence, it s vert funny.
remus: haha.
remus: im going out for drinks with some friends so i have to go, sorry
remus: have a nice evening stranger
sirius: wow, how are you not still recovering from last night, it takes me awhole day to get over a hangover
remus: i have a lot of experience
remus: also a fat spliff sorts hangovers out immediatly
sirius: good to know.
sirius: have fun stranger
1:19am
remus: SIRIUS
remus: i habe am impryanr questiom
sirius: are you drunk by any chance
remus: not rrlryy
remus: do u lije bowue
sirius: is this the important question?
remus: yes
sirius: okay, i love bowie
remus: thtad goood we can br friwnda then
remus: di u wanr to be fruenfs
sirius: i would love to be friends remus
remus: bur u wil pronably hatr mw in a few weks
sirius: why would i hate you
remus: i habe a lor od isssued
sirius: well i will learn to love your issues
remus: u wilj regrwt thar i promide u
sirius: i defo wont, i prmise
remus: i lije u siriys ur nive
sirius: i like you too remus
remus: im goinh to a club nor
remus: byr
sirius: okay, be safe