Chapter 5
-Dorcas + barty-
barty: so, what if i didnt actually do anything to ask evan out
barty: what if i just like... kissed him and faced the natural consequences
dorcas: i mean, i guess its a very barty way of asking someone out
barty: yeah but do you think it would be a good idea
dorcas: since when did you need my approval
barty:never bitch
dorcas: wait,why are you asking this?
barty: um...guess what i just did
dorcas: and? what did he do?
barty: he kissed back for a few seconds then stopped and just said he needed to go hkme and ran off. i dont know if i should take that as a good or a bad reaction
dorcas: one sec imma go use my ✨️connections✨️
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dorcas: hey panda
dorcas: i need you to go kill your brother
pandora: can i wait until he finishes crying and ranting and unlocks his door
dorcas: no
pandora: have you been told the same story?
pandora: about him and a certain boy
dorcas: yes, barty is also very upset and im going to send reg over before he burns anything or kills any more pigeons
pandora: good idea
pandora: i might need to break in to evans room too
-dorcas + regulus-
dorcas: hey can you go over to bartys
dorcas:im banned and dora's busy
regulus: so? im busy too
dorcas:yeah but something bad happened and we really dont want any more dead pigeons or bin fires to explain do we
regulus: i suppose not
regulus:im on my way over now
dorcas: thank you. i promise to buy you a kitkat as payment
regulus: i will hold you to this
dorcas: oh i know
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dorcas: any updates?
pandora: he hasnt done anything,he's just a bit upset. im sat with him now. ive got him to have some water
dorcas: all i know is that reggies on his way to barty
-Dorcas + regulus-
regulus:im there, had to sneak in through a window because B.C Senior wouldnt let me see him. he's explained the whole thing to me and there are no pigeon corpses or burned notebooks.
dorcas: good
regulus: now what?
dorcas: i dont know,maybe ask your brother?
regulus:ugh fine
-sirius + regulus-
regulus: dorcas needs your help. not me, this is not me admitting i need your help. but something has happened.
sirius: what is it? are you ok? did someone get hurt? do i need to come and find you?
regulus: everyone is fine physically
sirius: regulus tell me what happened
regulus: barty decided to be fucking stupid and instead of asking him out like a normal person he went up to evan randomly at the end of the day and just full on kissed him, evan panicked and ran off, both are now panicking and crying in their rooms. im with barty, pandora is with evan
sirius:i dunno, let me ask remus and i'll report back to you. he asked me, i only k ow what its like on the receiving end
-Wolf Wolf and Star Black-
sirius: hey so y'know how you're really smart
remus: yes
remus: if you're trying to get me to do your homework its a no
sirius: im not
sirius: some of reggies freinds arent doing so great and idk how to help him with it
remus: whats the issue?
sirius: one kissed the other and they ran off and now both are crying in their rooms about it, they arent alone but they seem to be panicking a lot
remus: they need to talk to each other and have time to discuss both sides of what happened, get whoever's with them to warm them hp to the idea and then facetime the other. take their phones before the self depricating gets worse and they start scrolling through texts sadly.
sirius: see this is why i come to you with issues. ill copy and paste that to send to reg now
sirius + regulus
sirius: heres what remus said
sirius: they need to talk to each other and have time to discuss both sides of what happened, get whoever's with them to warm them hp to the idea and then facetime the other. take their phones before the self depricating gets worse and they start scrolling through texts sadly.
regulus: ok, i'll send on to dora and work it out
-marauders-
padfoot: well i just had a fun big brother experience
wormtail: do tell
padfoot: i just helped my brothers freinds not hate themselves forever and maybe start something!
moony: bitch that was all me
moony: your arse didnt do shit
prongs: i love when moony exposes sirius like that
padfoot: i dont
moony: tough
moony: suck it up
padfoot:<3
moony: yeah whatever <3 to you too
prongs: hey no <3ing non sarcastically in the gc
padfoot: soz jame
wormtail: hey so,does anyone know anything about cells
wormtail: i have a biology test tomorrow and i am so failing
padfoot: uh
prongs: BBC bitesize?
padfoot: bro,no way i was litteraly typing that
prongs: really bro!?
padfoot: yeah bro, i guess we're just telapathic or something
prongs: oh totally bro, we got those superpowers
moony: y'know sometimes i feel like I'M the one 3rd wheeling
wormtail: welcome to my world moons
.......the next day........
-sirius + regulus-
sirius: k what the fuck just happened
regulus: i don't know
sirius: not only was that weird, but his french was terrible
regulus: oh it really was so not understandable
sirius: i wpuld very much like to block this from our collectibe memory as brothers
regulus: yes please
sirius: how did your friends go btw?
regulus: fine. theyre sat next to each other and barty drew something on evans arm. im trying to figure out what
regulus: i have been informed that it is a dick and the word GAY in all caps
regulus: good to know barty's still barty
sirius: oh good
sirius: i need you to cover for me tonight bgw
regulus: why
sirius: im going out with remus
regulus: fine but its gonna cost you
sirius: i think james has some after 8s i can steal and bring over to you at lunch?
regulus: that will be sufficient
sirius: oof why the big word
regulus: just because you have the brain of a toddler does not mean people have to speak to you like one
sirius: how very dare you
sirius: its true but how very dare you
-Lily + remus-
remus: hey lils, i was going to drop by waterstones tomorrow after school and thought you'd like to join. they have a new classics display
lily: ooh! yes please. i'll meet you at the gates tomorrow when school ends and we can get the bus into town
remus:sounds like a good plan
-james + remus-
james:omg moony i can't beleive you're stealing my girlfriend
remus: it was her decision
remus: would you have liked to come and look at books for an hour?
james: oh absoloutely not
remus: exactly. this is why we didnt ask you
james: fair
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remus: did you get reg to cover for you tonight
sirius: yep
remus: meet at the usual place?
sirius: yep
remus: see you later sirius
sirius: see you later