Operation get marlene a girlfreind
~The hottest mfs~
(marls <3,Mary <3, Lily <3)
Marls <3: GUESS WHO JUST SAW THE PRETTIEST GIRL EVER
Lily <3: I'm guessing you?
mary <3: I thought i was the prettiest girl ever! (/j)
marls <3: you are mary!
marls: guess who just saw the SECOND prettiest girl ever
mary <3: your kindness to me never gets old
marls <3: I know
lily <3: tell us the details already!
marls <3:ok!ok!
marls <3: so I walk into lunch,as usual, and I haven't had any of schools cupcakes in a month cuz,christmas holidays, so I speedwalk towards them and my hand accidentally brushes against this other girls as we both go to grab the last two muffins. then I look up and I am litteraly AWESTRUCK OK.
marls <3: AND I KNOW HER NAME
lily <3: ok how the hell do you know her name...
lily <3: did you stalk her or something?
marls <3: nope! her freinds called her over
mary <3: well who is she then?
marls <3: shes called dorcas.
mary <3: dorcas medowes?
mary <3: I think she was in one of my classes last year
marls <3: REALLY
marls: Lucky bitch
lily <3:it's fine marls
mary <3: yeah!
mary <3: wait...
mary <3: did you happen to see who her freinds were by any chance
lily <3: Mary no-
marls <3: MARY YES
marls <3: you know that really creepy kid in the year below us?
mary <3: which one
marls <3: the one who came in with thise red glasses one time
lily <3: barty? I think?
marls <3: YEAH
marls <3: so, him, this blonde guy,sirius' little brother and this girl with dyed hair the one who changes it about every month
mary <3: ....so sirius' brother you say
mary <3: lily's boyfreinds besties brother
lily <3: I'm on it
lily evans + James potter
lily evans: JAMES
James potter: LILY
lily: I need your help helping marlene
james: go on?
lily:so marlene met a rlly pretty girl for like 5 seconds today and has decided she's the love of her life
lily: and she's freinds with sirius' brother
lily: but none of us have his number
james: so you want me to ask him to talk to his little brother about a girl marlene likes?
lily: yes
james: sounds great! I'll ask him now
lily: tell him it's for the gays to persuade him
lily: oh and the girls name is dorcas apparently
james: 👍
james: just asked him, he said he's on it
~mary macdonald has created a new group~
(mary macdonald has added lily evans)
(mary macdonald has added sirius black)
(mary macdonald has added James potter)
-mary macdonald has renamed group "operation 'get marlene a girlfreind'"-
mary: I think we all know why we're here
sirius: yes
sirius: can I just say I love how we've all dropped everything to get marlene an opportunity to become freinds with this girl
sirius:also please tell marlene that dorcas is in fact gay
~lily + marlene~
lily: dorcas is in fact gay
marlene: WHAT ASDJSK
lily: :)
~operation 'get marlene a girlfreind'~
lily: I have done so
sirius: good
james: k I'm going to class now
lily: same
mary: ha
mary: imagine actually going to double science
sirius: I know right
sirius: I only go to chill with remus
sirius: and even then we only stay for like... 20 mins?
james: the amount of times you two have just left,got detention and then I catch you smoking or kissing in the bathroom is actually quite funny
lily: I'm sorry what
lily: please don't do that
sirius: fiiiinneeee
lily: you're still gonna do it aren't you
sirius: yeah...
mary: bro im not even turning up
mary: imma chill in the girls bathrooms
mary: wait sirius if you get out text me and meet me in the library
siruis: the library?
mary: yeah no ones ever in there during lessons
mary: the librarian doesn't really care tbh
lily: if you two are going to scheme do it somewhere else?
lily: I want deniability
sirus: k sorry
~drama queensss~
sirius: k im out
sirius: me and remus are on our way
mary: OMG I SEE YOU HI
~operation 'get marlene a girlfreind'~
sirius: hey reg wants in
sirius: am I allowed to add him?
lily: sure
(sirius black has added regulus black)
regulus: hi
regulus: I'm just here for the drama and to help as dorcas' freind
mary: can someone tell marlene to chill on twitter? I'm on a break from social media atm
sirius: you litterally were on yesterday???
mary: yeah I gotta keep up with the drama
regulus: fair
lily: fine ill do it
mary: thanks lillllsss
lily: no problem!
james:wait,reg, has dorcas said anything?
reg: yeah one sec
-MEANWHILE...-
~THE GAYS
(we all need therapy)~
dorcas: is that really pretty girl still looking
evan: yes
~barty + dorcas~
barty: ha. gay.
(dorcas has sent a screenshot)
(image desc: a picture taken a second ago of barty staring at evan)
dorcas: ha. gay
barty: shut up
dorcas: no <3
~Skittles (we all need therapy)~
dorcas: guys I think I have a crush
regulus: guys james just smILED AT ME OMFG
pandora: oh I love the gays so much
dorcas: we love you too dora
dorcas: REGULUS SHES SAT WITH YOUR BROTHER
dorcas: REGGIE PLEASE
regulus: on it
pandora: oh I know her! is it the blonde one?
dorcas: yes
pandora: that's marlene mckinnon, she's in my maths
dorcas: THANK YOU
barty: found her twitter,insta and her tumblr that she hasn't posted on in 4 years
barty: oh and I know more but apparently its "weird to stalk people"
evan: yeah... it is
barty: haters gon hate
evan: .... ok barty
~operation 'get marlene a girlfreind'~
(regulus has sent images screenshots)
(image desc: the convo you've just read but with the bit about james scribbled over)
james: whys that one bit scribbled out?
regulus: no reason
sirius: I don't beleive that
regulus: shut up
regulus: fuck you
sirius: fuck you too
lily: language boys
sirius: *frick
sirius: sorry lily
~The hottest mfs~
marls <3: update I JUST SAW HER AGAIN
mary <3: OMG DETAILS PLS
marls <3: she was stood at the gates texting someone (talling yall this from the bus) and we just like... made eye contact and then I blushed and speedwalked to the bus stop and now I'm telling you two
lily <3: I ship it
mary <3: same
mary: if you two don't end up together before the end of the year imma cry
lily <3: me too
marls <3: aww thanks
marls <3: anyways I'm at my stop so I'll see you tomorrow
lily <3: bye!
mary <3: byyyeeee
~operation 'get marlene a girlfreind'~
lily: regulus have you just gotten a message from dorcas about her and marlene seeing each other again at the gates?
regulus: yes
lily: ok tomorrow we are so introducing them properly and getting them to talk
regulus: im in
siruis: have fuuunnn