Pluto X M.B

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling The Lorax (2012)
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Pluto X M.B
Summary
Me X a marriage bot on discordI did not write this someone on discord did :3It’s dumb but I love it
Note
Btw I use he/they/it pronouns

Pluto X M.B

 

It's a nice sunny day in the town of thneedville. the air quality is just as horrible as ever but at least the weird yellow furry creature isn't bothering the town today.

Pluto's sipping on some air while leaning on a "tree" when marriagebot sat next to him.

"Yo wassup my diggity doggity pal friend buddy?" Says MarriageBot as it steals Pluto's bottle of air and starts Drinking???????? It.

"Hey! That was my air >:(" pluto says angrily. "How dare you
>:(("

"Woahhh there, sorry babe. I didn't mean to make you mad, I was just..thirsty????"

Pluto just stared at marriagebot and then out of nowhere bAnG.

"Yo....did you just....shoot me?????" Marriagebot asks while trying to stop the bleeding???(do robots even bleed??? Whatever)

"No. But you deserved it for stealing my air"

"I shot marriagebot" woAh who said thatt??????? OH MY GOSH????? DRACO MALFOY???????

Marriagebot gasps in shock "w-why would you do this to me?💔" marriagebot is dying....

"Because....PLUTO IS MINE AHAHAHAHAHAHHA" Draco smirks at marriagebot evil before looking in the direction of pluto...where the hell did they go-

"If you're looking for Pluto, I kidnapped them. He's safe with me >:)))" said a mysterious voice. WOAH WHO COULD IT BE????? OH WOW ITS....ITSSSSS COLLEEN BALLINGER?????

 

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