"Hi," I said. "I'm bored so you're all going to play a game for my entertainment."
"Why would we do that?" Voldemort asked. "Who are you?"
"Because you can't leave until I let you and who I am is none of your business. Also, your Magic won't work. Only I can use Magic here." They all tried to use their Magic but couldn't. "You will all be returned to where you were when I'm done with you."
"Which will be when?" Dumbledore asked.
"What's stopping us from killing you right now?" Voldemort asked. "Or after we're back?"
"You're not going to remember any of this," I said. "And if you kill me now, you'll never get back. And to answer your question, Dumbledore, I'm not sure for some of you but Dean, Peter, Fenrir, Viktor, Cedric, Mad-Eye, Luna, Hagrid, Kingsley, Bill, Molly, Arthur, Alecto, Amycus, Rabastan and Rodolphus will only have to play one round each. McGonagall, Dumbledore, Neville, Lucius, Snape, Ted, Ginny, Fred and George will only have to play two rounds each. Dora, Fleur, Rita, Lupin and Sirius will only have to play three rounds each."
"So you're not sure how long you're going to have me, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda, Anathema, Pansy, The Dark Lord, Blaise, Theo and Draco?" Daphne asked.
"Yep," I said. "Now we're going to start with Truth or Dare. I am going to go to my room to watch you all but first I have to tell you if there's more than a minute between the end of one person's turn and the next person's turn, everyone gets Crucioed for five seconds and if someone takes more than ten seconds to choose Truth or Dare, then that person gets a ten-second Crucio. My instructions will appear on the TV behind you." I left to my room to watch them.
"Weird," I said.
"Yeah," Ron said. We all looked at the TV as it made a noise. Fenrir. Truth or Dare.
"I'm not doing this," Fenrir said. He started screaming in pain and it didn't stop for ten seconds. Yes, you are. Truth or Dare. "Fine. Truth." Tell everyone what your favourite thing to do is. If you lie, you will be Crucioed again. The Spell is set to Crucio everyone who lies on their turn whether in Truth or Dare or in Kiss, Marry, Crucio (which is our next game). "My favourite thing to do is turn children into Werewolves." Good. Now choose the next player out of Dean, Peter, Viktor, Cedric, Mad-Eye, Luna, Hagrid, Kingsley, Bill, Molly, Arthur, Alecto, Amycus, Rabastan and Rodolphus. "Rodolphus." Fenrir then disappeared. Rodolphus. Truth or Dare. Rodolphus, Rabastan, Amycus, Alecto, Arthur, Molly, Bill, Kingsley, Hagrid, Luna, Mad-Eye, Viktor and Peter also had their turns. Okay, Dean. You will be the first player for Kiss, Marry, Crucio and then Cedric will be the second. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Seamus Finnigan, Ron Weasley and Neville Longbottom.
"Kiss Neville, Crucio Ron, Marry Seamus," Dean said and he disappeared. Cedric. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Viktor Krum, Fleur Delacour and Harry Potter.
"Kiss Viktor, Marry Fleur, Crucio Harry. Sorry, Harry," Cedric said and he disappeared. McGonagall. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey and Rolonda Hooch. Professor McGonagall's face went red.
"Crucio Pomona, Marry Poppy and Kiss Rolonda," Professor McGonagall said with a very red face. "I choose Albus next." Dumbledore. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Gellert Grindelwald, Tom Riddle and Severus Snape.
"Crucio Gellert, Kiss Tom, Marry Severus," Dumbledore said before screaming in pain for ten seconds. He was the fifth to get Crucioed so far. First had been Fenrir, then Rodolphus, then Rabastan, then Amycus and now Dumbledore. The truth, Dumbledore. "Marry Gellert, Kiss Severus and Crucio Tom." Good, now who do you choose? "Severus." Snape. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Tom Riddle, Albus Dumbledore and Lily Potter. Snape paled.
"Marry Lily, Kiss Tom and Crucio Albus," Snape said. "I choose Lucius." Lucius. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Narcissa Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange and Andromeda Tonks.
"Marry Narcissa, Kiss Andromeda and Crucio Bellatrix," Lucius said.
"You even try it and I'll--" Bellatrix was cut off by Lucius screaming and Narcissa and Bellatrix were shocked. The truth, Lucius.
"Fine! Fine! Kiss Bellatrix, Marry Andromeda and Crucio Narcissa," Lucius said. Good, now who do you choose?
"Good!" Bellatrix screamed in disbelief. "How is that good!? I'm going to fucking kill you, you little fucking--"
"Bella!" Andromeda screamed. "Look at Cissy. Please, stop." Bellatrix walked over to Narcissa where Lucius was trying to get her to talk to him or even look at him and she was refusing. Who do you choose, Lucius? "Dumbledore." Dumbledore. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Quirinus Quirrell, Gilderoy Lockhart and Remus Lupin. Lupin's face went bright red.
"Kiss Gilderoy, Crucio Quirinus and Marry Remus," Dumbledore said. "I choose Mr Longbottom." Dumbledore disappeared. Neville. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Fred Weasley, Percy Weasley and Ron Weasley.
"Er... Crucio Percy, Kiss Fred and Marry Ron?" Who do you choose? "Fred." Fred. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - George Weasley, Molly Weasley and Arthur Weasley.
"What!? ... Marry George, Kiss Mom and Crucio Dad, I guess. I choose George." George. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood and Pansy Parkinson.
"Easy. Crucio Pansy--"
"Hey!" Pansy yelled.
"Kiss Luna," George continued. "And Marry Hermione."
"Ew," I said.
"I choose Ginny," George said.
"Oh, thanks," Ginny sarcastically said. Ginny. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Nymphadora Tonks, Luna Lovegood and Hermione Granger. "Kiss Hermione, Marry Luna and Crucio Dora. Sorry, Dora."
"No problem. It's just a game," Dora said.
"I choose Professor McGonagall," Ginny said. McGonagall. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Tom Riddle, Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald.
"Crucio Grindelwald, Marry Albus and Kiss Mr No-Nose," Proefssor McGonagall said. "I choose Ted." Professor McGonagall disappeared. Ted. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Severus Snape, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black.
"Marry Remus, Crucio Sirius and Kiss Severus," Ted said.
"Hey!" Sirius yelled.
"I choose Ginny." Ginny. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Harry Potter, Cedric Diggory and Cho Chang.
"Marry Harry, Kiss Cedric and Crucio Cho. I choose Neville." Ginny disappeared. Neville. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Seamus Finnigan, Lavender Brown and Blaise Zabini.
"Kiss Blaise, Crucio Lavender and Marry Seamus," Neville said. "I choose Ted." Neville disappeared. Ted. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Kingsley Shacklebolt, Mad-Eye Moody and Cornelius Fudge.
"Crucio Fudge, Kiss Mad-Eye and Marry Kingsley. I choose Severus," Ted said and he disappeared. Snape. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - James Potter, Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black.
"Crucio Potter, Kiss Black (preferably he can kiss a Dementor but fine) and Marry Peter. I choose Lucius," Snape said before he disappeared. Lucius. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Dobby, Kreacher and Winky. Oh, and, yes, they are all House Elves because you upset Narcissa.
"I will not choose--" Lucius cut himself off with a scream. "It's disgusting to make me think abou--" He cut himself off with another scream. "Oh, fine! Marry Dobby, Kiss Kreacher and Crucio Winky and I choose Fred." Lucius disappeared. Bellatrix was cackling and Narcissa and Andromeda were smiling. Fred. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Padma Patil, Lee Jordan and Moaning Myrtle.
"Crucio Myrtle, Marry Lee and Kiss Padma," Fred said and he disappeared. George. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Oliver Wood, Marcus Flint and Cedric Diggory.
"Crucio Flint, Marry Wood and Kiss Cedric," George said and he disappeared. Now, Dora, Fleur, Rita, Lupin and Sirius... You are each going to get your three rounds in one go. Dora, you are first. Then, Lupin, then Sirius, then Fleur and Rita is last. Dora. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Andromeda Tonks, Ted Tonks and Draco Malfoy.
"Er... Draco... He's my Cousin and not my parent so... Kiss Draco... Crucio Dad and Marry Mom... Please don't tell Dad about that, Mom," Dora said. Dora. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy and Narcissa Malfoy. "Crucio Lucius because he just hurt Narcissa's feelings, Kiss Draco and Marry Narcissa." Last one, Dora. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley and Hermione Granger. "Kiss Luna, Marry Hermione and Crucio Ginny." Dora disappeared. Lupin. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Lily Potter, Pomona Sprout and Barty Crouch Junior.
"Crucio Barty, Kiss Sprout and Marry Lily," Remus said. Lupin. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Horace Slughorn, Rabastan Lestrange and Ted Tonks. "Crucio Slughorn, Kiss Rabastan and Marry Ted."
"What!?" Sirius yelled.
"Slughorn's so ugly," Remus said. Lupin. Kiss, Marry Crucio - Bill Weasley, Alecto Carrow and Sirius Black. "Marry Sirius, Kiss Alecto and Crucio Bill," Remus said and he disappeared. Sirius. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Mad-Eye Moody, Nymphadora Tonks and Bellatrix Lestrange. Sirius paled.
"No, no, I can't-" Sirius cut himself off with a scream. "Fine! Kiss Bella, Crucio Mad-Eye and Marry Dora. Fuck, that hurt! I can't believe I had to do that." Sirius. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Percy Weasley, Poppy Pomfrey and Kingsley Shacklebolt. "Kiss Poppy, Marry Kingsley and Crucio Percy," Sirius said. Sirius. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Voldemort, Severus Snape and Rubeus Hagrid. "Crucio Voldemort, Kiss Hagrid and Marry Snivellus," Sirius said and he disappeared. Fleur. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson and Daphne Greengrass.
"That's a hard one," Fleur said. "Marry Hermione, definitely. Er... Kiss Daphne and Crucio Pansy. Sorry, Pansy." Pansy looked upset, so I went over to her and kissed her.
"Better?"
"Yep," Pansy said with a smile.
"Hey!" Fleur said. "Where's my kiss?" I kissed Fleur and she smiled at me. Okay, back on track, people. Fleur. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Viktor Krum, Harry Potter and Madame Maxime. "Crucio Viktor, Kiss Maxime and Marry Harry." Fleur. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Rita Skeeter, Narcissa Malfoy and Ron Weasley. "Crucio Ron, Marry Narcissa and Kiss Rita." Fleur disappeared. Rita. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
"Who is Tom Riddle?" Rita asked. Voldemort. Rita's eyes went wide. "Crucio Dumbledore, Marry Harry and Kiss Tom." Rita. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Barty Crouch Junior, George Weasley and Viktor Krum. "Crucio Barty, Kiss Geroge and Marry Viktor." Rita. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley and Bellatrix Lestrange. "Easy. Kiss Bellatrix, Marry Hermione and Crucio the Weasley," Rita said and she disappeared. Okay. That only leaves you lot. So, Hermione, Ron, Harry, Voldemort, Theo, Draco, Anathema, Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda, Blaise, Pansy and Daphne... Who's going first?
"I will," I said. Fine. Each of you will have three turns and, if I decide I'm done with you, I'll send you home. If not, you'll stay for another round after everyone's done with their three. Hermione. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Harry Potter, Bill Weasley and Narcissa Malfoy. "Ew. Kiss Harry (even though he's basically my brother and I hate the idea of kissing him), Crucio Bill and Marry Narcissa." Hermione. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - James Potter, Gilderoy Lockhart and Daphne Greengrass. "Crucio Lockhart, Marry Daphne and Kiss James." Hermione. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Luna Lovegood, Rita Skeeter and Rodolphus Lestrange. "Crucio Rodolphus," I said immediately with a grin. "Kiss Luna and Marry Rita." Okay, who's next?
"I'll go next," Ron said. Ron. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Ted Tonks, Percy Weasley and Daphne Greengrass. Ron winced. "Damn it. Okay. Marry Daphne, Crucio Percy and Kiss Ted." Ron. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Lily Potter, Rabastan Lestrange and Poppy Pomfrey. "Okay, why am I getting all of the difficult ones? Crucio Lily, Kiss Pomfrey and Marry Rabastan." Ron. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Andromeda Tonks, Harry Potter and Viktor Krum. "Marry Krum," Ron said immediately and he winced at the looks on Blaise and Theo's faces. "What? Andromeda's female and I'm gay and Harry's basically my brother... Kiss Harry and Crucio Andromeda. Sorry," Ron said and he disappeared.
"I'll go next," Harry said. Harry. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Tom Riddle, Draco Malfoy and Lucius Malfoy. "Marry, Draco," Harry said immediately and started blushing at the look Draco was giving him. "Crucio Lucius and Kiss Tom." Harry. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Tiberius Nott, Percy Weasley and George Weasley. "Crucio Percy. I can't stand him... Kiss George and Marry Nott, I guess." I giggled at the look Theo was giving Harry. Harry just avoided Theo's gaze. Harry. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Molly Weasley, Poppy Pomfrey and Luna Lovegood. "Crucio Molly, Kiss Pomfrey and Marry Luna," Harry said and he disappeared.
"I'll go next," Draco said. Draco. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy and Blaise Zabini. "Marry Harry, Kiss Blaise and Crucio Dad," Draco said without hesitation. Draco. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Harry Potter, Theodore Nott and Arthur Weasley. "Crucio the Weasley, Kiss Theo and Marry Harry." Draco. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Ginny Weasley. "Crucio Ginny, Kiss Ron and Marry Harry." Draco disappeared.
"I'm next," Theo said. Theo. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Blaise Zabini, Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy. Theo winced. "Crucio Draco, Marry Blaise and Kiss Ron. Though I'd prefer to Marry Blaise and Ron and not Crucio Draco." Theo. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Neville Longbottom. "Crucio Neville... Marry... Hermione and Kiss Harry." Theo. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Narcissa Malfoy, Andromeda Tonks and Luna Lovegood. "Crucio Luna, Marry Narcissa and Kiss Andromeda." Theo disappeared.
"I want to go next," Blaise said. Blaise. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Ron Weasley, Lucius Malfoy and Tom Riddle. "Marry Ron, Kiss Tom and Crucio Lucius." Blaise. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Tiberius Nott, Fenrir Greyback and Theodore Nott. "Crucio Greyback, Marry Theo and Kiss Theo's Dad." Blaise. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Ginny Weasley, Percy Weasley and Charlie Weasley. "Marry Charlie, Kiss Ginny and Crucio Percy." Who do you think should go next? "Er... The Dark Lord." Blaise disappeared. Voldemort. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Lily Potter, James Potter and Sirius Black.
"Crucio the Mudblood," The Dark Lord said. "Marry Black and Kiss Potter." Voldemort. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall and Lucius Malfoy. "Crucio Albus, Marry Lucius and Kiss McGonagall." Voldemort. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Rodolphus Lestrange, Narcissa Malfoy and Alecto Carrow. "Marry Narcissa, Kiss Rodolphus and Crucio Alecto." Who do you think should go next? Daphne, Pansy, Anathema, Bellatrix, Narcissa or Andromeda? "Bellatrix." The Dark Lord disappeared. Bellatrix. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Narcissa Malfoy, Andromeda Tonks and Hermione Granger. Bellatrix blanched.
"How am I supposed to choose!?" Bellatrix yelled. "You can't make me choose between Narcissa and Andromeda!" You have to choose Bellatrix. "Crucio Hermione... Marry Cissy and Kiss Andy... Though I'd much rather choose to Kiss and Marry both of my sisters and Hermione's kind of attractive too so I'd prefer to Kiss her too." Ok. I feel kind of bad about putting you in that situation so the next two will be very easy for you... Bellatrix. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy and Hermione Granger. "Kiss Hermione, Crucio Lucius multiple times and Marry Narcissa... We'd definitely enjoy our Honeymoon," Bellatrix said whilst winking at Narcissa. Narcissa blushed and Andromeda grinned.
"Yeah, I don't doubt that, Bella," Andromeda said with a grin as Narcissa blushed even more and Bellatrix smirked at Andromeda's words causing Narcissa to blush more and elbow Bellatrix in the stomach.
"Hey!" Bellatrix yelled as she rubbed her stomach. Bellatrix. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Andromeda Tonks, Severus Snape and Pansy Parkinson. Pansy went bright red and Daphne chuckled. "Crucio Snivellus, Marry Andy and Kiss Pansy." Pansy looked so red. Who do you think should go next? "Pansy. Her face is really red and I want to see if can go even more red than it is now." Pansy's face, which had been slowly going back to its normal colour, started getting more red again. Bellatrix cackled.
"Bella!" Narcissa yelled. "Stop being mean to the poor girl." Pansy. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Mad-Eye Moody, Draco Malfoy and Daphne Greengrass.
"Okay, Crucio Mad-Eye, Marry Daphne and Kiss Draco," Pansy said. Pansy. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Amycus Carrow, Pomona Sprout and Severus Snape. "Ew! Okay, Crucio Snape, Kiss Amycus (get that over and done with) and Marry Sprout. That was a horrible choice!" Pansy. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Anathema Zabini, Blaise Zabini and Rodolphus Lestrange. "Okay, Crucio Rodolphus, Marry Anathema and Kiss Blaise." Pansy disappeared. Daphne. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Pansy Parkinson, Fleur Delacour and Ron Weasley.
"Okay, Crucio Ron, Kiss Fleur and Marry Pansy," Daphne said. Daphne. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Bellatrix Lestrange, Rita Skeeter and Blaise Zabini. "Oh, that's a hard one... Okay... Crucio Blaise, Kiss Rita and Marry Bellatrix." Bellatrix smirked at Daphne and Daphne smirked back. Daphne. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle and Severus Snape. "Ew! That's disgusting! Crucio Dumbledore, Kiss Tom and Marry Snape." Daphne disappeared. Narcissa. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Anathema Zabini, Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy.
"Kiss Snape, Marry Anathema and Crucio Lucius," Narcissa said with a smirk. Narcissa. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley. Narcissa paled. "Okay... I don't want to choose any of those for my son... But I definitely won't Crucio him so Kiss Draco, I guess." Narcissa looked like she was going to throw up. "Marry Bella, without a doubt. And Crucio Weasley." Narcissa. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Andromeda Tonks, Lucius Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Narcissa looked very relieved that this round wasn't as hard for her as the last round was. "Marry Andy, Kiss Hermione and Crucio Lucius." Anathema. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Alecto Carrow, Narcissa Malfoy and Andromeda Tonks.
"Kiss Andromeda, Marry Narcissa and Crucio Alecto," Anathema said. Anathema. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Rodolphus Lestrange, Andromeda Tonks and Rita Skeeter. "Easy. Marry Andromeda, Kiss Rita and Crucio Rodolphus." Anathema. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Hermione Granger, Bellatrix Lestrange and Albus Dumbledore. "Crucio Dumbledore, Kiss Bellatrix and Marry Hermione." Anathema disappeared. Andromeda. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Cedric Diggory, Ted Tonks and Arthur Weasley.
"Kiss Cedric, Marry Ted and Crucio Weasley," Andromeda said. Bellatrix stared at her. "What? I've put up with being married to Ted for as long as I have and I have to choose one of them." Andromeda. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Narcissa Malfoy, Ginny Weasley and Hermione Granger. "Kiss Hermione, Marry Cissy and Crucio Weasley." Andromeda. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Bellatrix Lestrange, Minerva McGonagall and Molly Weasley. "Crucio Weasley, Marry Bella and Kiss McGonagall." Andromeda disappeared. Bellatrix. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall and Rabastan Lestrange.
"Marry Hermione, Kiss McGonagall and Crucio Rabastan," Bellatrix said and she disappeared. Narcissa. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Minerva McGonagall, Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore.
"Crucio Dumbledore, Marry McGonagall and Kiss Potter," Narcissa said and she disappeared. Hermione. Kiss, Marry, Crucio - Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom and Nymphadora Tonks.
"Crucio Longbottom, Marry Narcissa and Kiss Dora," I said and everything went black.