Preface
I claim no characters or literary figures in any of the referenced stories or fandoms, any resemblance to them is purely coincidental, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I'm writing this in the spirit of the literal interpretation of the word 'amateur' -- someone doing something for the love of it, with no expectation of compensation whatsoever. That said, don't plagiarize me, write your own story ya lazy schmuck!
All the opinions and thoughts are things I have observed in others.
Warning to all you raving lunatics out there -- the opinions of a character are those of that character in a work of fiction – if you disagree, remember that you are disagreeing with a fictional character that has been granted that mindset so that the story works. If you complain about a fictional character having a “wrong” opinion, prepare to be laughed at. If you particularly offend or rile me, be prepared for your cameo to be written in in an offensively mocking way.