Cast
Eiza Gonzalez as
Achillia Potter
"If you have the desire to die, then please, step forward"
"And who might you be?"
"You know, Draco, there is something called a brain that is there to use!"
Tyler Hoechlin as
Ares
"Are you trying to take her away from me?"
"Did i ask?"
"I don't remember caring about that"
Jason Momoa as
Poseidon
"I will hunt your son down, ZEUS!"
"You are the most precious memory"
"The sea does not like to be restrained"
Rupert Grint as
Ron Weasley
"I'm a son of Hermes, actually"
"Leave her alone, Hermione!"
"You mess with her, you mess with me"
Tom Felton as
Draco Malfoy
"Welcome to the life of one of Achillia's victi- friends"
"She scares me..."
"It's killed meh, It's killed meh"
Scarlett Byrne as
Pansy Parkinson
"As a daughter of Aphrodite, It is my job to make sure you look presentable to your future husband"
"It Is very hard to get rid of me"
"I am honoured to kill you"
Louis Cordice as
Blaise Zabini
"I'm sorry, there is no saving now"
"We've never been thankful enough to have never been on the other side of her anger"
"Aww, It's alright Draco. You still have us to save you from that epic rejection"
Sophie Skelton as
Lily Potter nee Evans
"Oh, i regret everything"
"I WILL KILL YOU, YOU OLD COOT!"
"Why don't you stop talking about something that you don't have"
Aaron Taylor-Johnson as
James Potter
"Okay, so pregnant ladies are a no no"
"I will blood adopt her!"
"She will be my spoilt little sea star"
The rest of the cast as their respective selves.