Teasers Weezers
Frost covered the pine forest surrounding Forks, Washington. The first signs of winter arrived in early October, surprising the Residents of Forks with white puffs of smoke leaving their mouths as they ventured out of their homes. One such resident, Jason Grace, rubbed his hands together in the chilly mountain air. It was Tuesday, meaning he had to work the morning shift at the local Panera bread. Jason pushed open the large double doors, being hit with the smell of baking dough and the overflowing garbage cans.
His coworker stared at him with his large cerulean orbs, name tag reading Jakobe, “Hey Jason”, he bithis lips seduhktivly.
Jason grinned at his co worker Jaques who shared the same first letter in their names.
“Hey” Jason gleaned, bright eyed despite the early morning.
Jakooshie leaned over the counter, kicking his feet in glee, “Tee hee hee, stoooopp it Jasonnnn”, But Jack didn’t want Jason to stop. Jakie liked Jason.
Jason grinned at his co-workers' antics, as he put on his apron and mentally prepared for a day of customer service, his favorite activity.
As he made his way up front, the sound of glass breaking distracted him.
Jason sighed as once again Barack had broken their glass doors.
“Sorry”, Barack apologized, stepping over broken glass.
“What the hey, man!”, Jason yelled as he chucked a loaf of Chabatta bread at Barack, “We filed a restraining order!”
Barack smiled and wagged his finger at Jason, “No No No-” He tutted “-I’m the former President, I have the Key to Everything in America.” And just then Jason heard an eagle cry (ecause because its i America)
Jason shook his head, smiling (classic Barack!) He then went to sweep up the shards of glass from the floor.
As Jason swept up the last of the shards and added them into the Brockali Chowder soup (His favorite) He heard familiar voices enter the restaurant.
Edwerd Cullinary and Atom Parish walked in. Edwurd growled as soon as he saw Jaquez (his ex boyfriend), “Grrrrrrrrr”, he growled.
Jayqillin noticed the growl, and his face fell. He still felt hurt over the breakup two hours ago, but the Panera Bread must bake on.
He silently sobbed as he asked Edwin, “W-w-w-w-w-wha-a-a-t are you doing h-e-e-e-r-r-r-e-e-e-?????”
Eddie chuckled as he pulled ann apron out f his pocket, “Meet your new manager, babycakes!!!”
Jason’s ears raised in alarm, his alpa senses tingled when he smelt jaundice’s weak submissive omega distress, a growl burned in the back of his throat.
“Edward”, he roared, feroshusly, “You stay away from my sweet angel shmoopy baby pie or else!”
Jakub began to whine as he hid himself inside of the bagel slicer.
Edward sneerd as he saw the weak response from Jimmie, he didn’t like weak omegas, he didn’t like omegas at at. His face settled on a small smile wich confused Jason and Jenga. Edward only wanted is sweet sweet lover, Charlie Swan. But they could never be together, unless…
“I dont want him anymor, blondie!”, he pushed over Jason an he fell to the ground with a cry, “I want you to tell them what what you really are !”
Jason’s eyebrows shot up and he felt hot, he couldn't believe that Edwar had deduced his secret. Eyes turned toward him and the Panera became suffocating, the heat from the ovens and the invasive smell of baked goods overwhelmed Jason. His fingers twitched and his throat tightened. Jason took a step back and tried to ground himself.
“I, well I’m-” Jason’s head swam as he contemplated admitting it, “well I’m a Father”.
The whole Panera gasped. Jacobe and Atom stared at Jason in shock. Jacobe threw a cinnamon crunch bagel at Jason’s head, “YOU {swear word} HOW COULD YOU !!!! WHO DID YOU PREGNATE!?!”
“YOu dont understand Jacub”, Jason shook his head and held his stomach, “I was pregnated!!!!!”
Atom’s eyes widened, “How did you get prgonayted? Your Alpha!”
“Yeah but im the extra supreme alpha”, he sighed, rubbing his stomaak, “That means I can get pregnat………”
Atom’s face turned to disgust after relaising, “Only Men can get extra supreme alpha pregnart, you’re lesbian.” (Adum hates all gay people except for his boyfriend Rawnin)
Jason’s face turnned pale, “P-please don’t tell my father, Jupiter, if he finds lesbean he’ll kick me out and then I can’t do any quests!”
“I wont tell him if you answer me this:”, Jacuzzi grabbed Jasons cold, unnaturally sweaty hands, “Who got you pregnat e???”
Jason looked down, too embarrassed to meet Janus’ green forestry orbs, “...Cha-charlie-” whispered, “Charlie Swan”.
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