Moony, lollipops and a David Bowie Magazine
Evan and Remus Lupin had been together for a few months in 4th year before deciding they were definitely better of as friends and have been friends ever since but now Evan's got a thing Bartemius Crouch Jr. but he's his friend.. so could anything even happen there?
"Moony." Said Evan, sucking on the lollipop he stole from Regulus. "You know how we dated in 4th year, for like, 4 months?"
"Don't remind me." Said Remus, not even looking up from his book.
"Well, I'm interested in someone, but theres a slight issue." Said Evan. Remus looked up, arching his brow and frowning slightly. "Got anything to say, Rosier?"
"Huh? what- NO. GOD NO." Said Evan backing away slightly. "I'm interested in Barty for Christ's sake but like, what if I get together with him, it doesn't work, and I lose my best friend."
"You didn't lose me." Said Remus, taking a bite of his toast. "What makes you think you'd lose him?" Remus got up from his chair and sat next to Evan on the floor.
"He's stubborn. Regulus once took his flannel and he didn't talk to him for a month. If we didn't work he wouldn't so much as even look at me!"
Remus smiled softly at him, looking at him, "You do realise the problem is not with his stubbornness but with his heterosexuality. He's banged more girls then he's blinked in his life."
Evan narrowed his eyes, staring at Remus, "I'm pretty sure he's bi." Said Evan, "He had a fling with Regulus, but it didn't mean anything. So maybe he is bi or pan?" Said Evan, looking hopeful. Remus shook his head. "You fool. 9/10 times the dudes straight and just needed to make sure of it. And who hasn't had a fling with Regulus?" Evan nodded along especially at the last part.
"YOU HOOKED UP WITH MY BROTHER!" Yelled Sirius, standing at the doorway.
"MAYBE?" Said James from the hallway.
"I WASN@T TALKING TO YOU BUT WHAT?" Sirius was red, either with rage or well, rage.
Remus looked at Evan and Evan nodded at Remus. "RUUUUUNNNNN!" Yelled Evan, both of them charging into opposite directions.
Sirius just stared at the empty room. "Is anyone going to tell me anything about the Casanova of the Slytherin dungeons or not?"
Another chapter coming later today :)