James is in the halls on his way to the commen room. He’s scrolling trough TikTok and finds a TikTok of Regulus. James almost slipped on the stairs when he sees the TikTok: Regulus had his shirt half open, his tie hanging loos around his neck. His hair was straightened and he had eyeshadow on, flipping EYESHADOW! He was lipsinging to Youngblood by 5 Seconds of Summer. He looks like an angel, james thought, and he was very much attracted to him.
He went straight to the comment section to post a comment:
ProngsPotter:MEET ME AT 10 IN THE ASTRONOMY TOWER!
Not even twenty seconds later he got an reaction, but it wasn’t from regulus:
Moonyswife: James. Fleamont. Potter. Im waiting for you in the commen room. NOW!
SHIT! He totally forgot other people could read his comments too.
PronsPotter: SHIT, SIRIUS, YOU WERN’T SUPOSED TO SEE THAT
Moonyswife: IS THAT SUPOSED TO MAKE IT BETTER? BECAUSE IF IT IS, IT ISNT WORKING!
SHIT! James thought again. What was he supposed to do now? He couldn’t talk to Sirius, he would kill him. Maybe he could go to Regulus and hide in the slytherin commen room, think of a plan for how to tell Sirius.
Regulus and James were already talking about telling Sirius and their other friends but didn’t find the right time yet. Remus already knew, he once walked in on them snogging in one of the secret passageway. Barty and Evan probably also knew, James knew that Regulus told them everything. (Hopefully not ‘everything’ because somethings are better to keep behind closed doors) but none of their other friends knew about them.
How could he be so stupid to let his hornynes get the better of him. He should have just messaged him, not use te comment section of his TikTok where al their friends could see.
He decided that he would go to Regulus and talk to him. When he reached the dungeons he texted Regulus:
From you: hey babe, I’m outside your commen room, can you let me in?
From Reggie <3: YOU IDIOT!
From Reggie <3: WHY DID YOU DO THAT, YOU COULD HAVE JUST TEXTED ME!
From Reggie <3: YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR HORNY ASS UNDER CONTROL!
From you: I’m sorry :’(
From Reggie <3: I’m coming
About a minute later the door to the slytherin commen room opened. Regulus stood in the opening, arms crossed over his chest. His hair was still straight but his makeup was gone and his clothes we perfectly tidy. He moved his head to the side to sign to James that he could come in.
“Hey babe.’’ James said when Regulus closed the door behind him. ‘’I’m sor…’’ he was interrupted by regulus who grabbed his wrist and pulled him trough the commen room.
“Not here!’’ He said as the walked to the dormitory. When they were inside Regulus immediately snapped at him.
“WHAT THE FUCK JAMES! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?’’
“Well,’’ James started “i kind of didn’t think?’’ He said, but it sounded more like a question.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘YOU WERENT THINKING’? ARE YOU INSANE, MY BROTHER AND ALL OF OUR FRIENDS NOW KNOW THAT WE HAVE BEEN FUCKING BEHIND THEIR BACKS. AND THAT ISNT EVEN THE PROBLEM REALLY, THE PROBLEM IS THAT THEY KNOW BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T CONTROL YOUR HORNY FUCKING ASS!’’
“It’s not one hundred percent my fault,’’ he started but got again interrupted.
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN!?’’
“IF YOU HAD NOT POSTED A FUCKING SEXY TIKTOK, I WOULDNT HAVE COMMENTED ON ANY VIDEOS. SO ITS ALSO YOUR FAULT FOR BEING TO HOT!’’
Regulus opened his mouth to yell something back but there was someone else who spoke first.
“what the fuck?’’ Barty stood outside the bathroom door in their dormitory ’’Are you two fighting or flirting? Because honestly, it’s kinda hard to tell when you’re taking a shit in the other room.’’
They just stared at him for a moment when he said: “is this about that commend?’’
“Y…yes?’’ James said, a bit confused “wait, were you spying on us!?’’
“What? No.’’ He said while walking to his bed and sitting down on it “like i said, i was taking a shit.’’
“Can you maybe leave or something?’’ It was now Regulus who talked “we’re kind of busy.’’
“Is this about that comment that James posted on your video, reg? Honestly, it’s not that bad. Everyone in our friend group already kinda knew. Only Sirius was to stupid for not figuring out.’’ Barty said.
“Really?’’ James asked, he thought they were really careful with their relationship.
“What ‘really’?’’ Barty said “You weren’t very subtle about it, you two flirted al the time.’’
Regulus sight “maybe we sould just talk to Sirius about this and tell him.’’ He said.
“good idea.’’ James said.
While they walk to the gryffindor commen room they don’t talk. James is just thinking, ‘FUCK! Sirius is gonna kil me! Im dead, I’m definitely dead!’
When they finally reach the fat lady, James says the password and they step inside. Sirius is laying on the sofa with his head on remus’s lap. He’s angrily talking to him but it seems like remus isn’t listening because he is reading a book (like always).
When James and Regulus walk inside Sirius’s head immediately snaps towards them, he jumps up, while doing so knocking remus’s book on the floor. “Hey!’’ Remus says but Sirius was too busy walking to regulus and James to say something back.
“JAMES! FLEAMONT! POTTER!’’ He says when he is standing in front of James. Sirius may be shorter than him, but he is still really scary when he talks this way, James thinks it’s the Black madness. “YOU BROTHER FUCKER!’’ He continues.
“Sirius, can we not do this he…’’ James got again interrupted “YOU DONT GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO!’’ Sirius snap at him.
“MERLINS FUCK, SIRIUS!’’ This time it was Regulus “Please act a bit mature! Let’s go to your dormitory.’’ He walked to James’s and Sirius’s dormitory. James followed and Sirius stood for a second staring with anger on his face, but he followed to.
When they were in the dormitory Sirius opened his mouth to shout some more but regulus had is wand in his hand and said “selencio.’’. Sirius’s mouth made the movements that it would have if he shouted, but there wasn’t any sound.
“REGULUS!’’ James says.
“JAMES!’’ Regulus said while imitating James’s voice. James sighs and lets it go. He turns to Sirius.
“Sirius, please don’t be angry and just listen.’’ He says while taking Sirius’s shoulders and leading him to his bed so he could sit on it while he and Regulus could explain.
When Sirius finally calms down they start talking. “Sirius,’’ James says while he and Regulus were standing in front of Sirius, “as you might have guessed, regulus and i are dating for the past 3 months.’’ Sirius’s eyes widened. Regulus continued: “we wanted to tell you for a while but didn’t have the right opportunity.’’ He glared at James a said between his teeth “until now aperantly because ‘someone’ couldn’t keep his HORNY A…’’. James interrupted him by saying “yes! So, now you know, and we’re gonna take the silencing charm off and you are not gonna shout at us. Oke?’’ Sirius slowly nodded and James took the charm off.
Is was silent for a moment and then, “so,’’ Sirius started “this has been going on for 3 months?’’
James an Regulus nodded.
“And is it like, real?’’
“What do you mean ‘real’?’’ James asked.
“i mean…’’ Sirius started but it seams like he couldn’t find the words, “you know, real. Like, not just snogging and stuff. I mean real, like, do you… care for each other?’’ James knew what he was talking about, he definitely feels that way about Regulus, but he didn’t know if he felt the same way. They never talked about that. He didn’t know what to say, but he didn’t have to because Regulus said something first.
“It’s real.’’ He said. He reached for James hand and grabbed it, “i care for him.’’
It was again silent until Sirius spoke again, “I think I’m okay with it then.’’ Jams let out a relieved sigh, he was happy that Sirius was okay with it. He couldn’t emagine choosing between his best friend of his boyfriend.
“Wait,’’ Sirius said out of nowhere. He pointed at regulus, “how did you know where our dormitory is?’’ James an regulus looked an each other and then back at Sirius. James gave an apologetic smile and Sirius’s eyes widened “EEW!’’ He shouted standing up a running as far away from James bed as possible “EW EW EW! MY BEST FRIEND AND LITTLE BROTHER HAVE FUCKED IN MY ROOM!’’ He made gagging sounds with his hand on his mouth.
“It’s our room.’’ James reminded him “drama queen.’’ He mumbled and Regulus giggled.
James leaned in to whisper in Regulus’s ear, “is tonight still on?’’. Regulus grinned and nodded.