The Fixer-Upper

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/F
F/M
M/M
G
The Fixer-Upper
Summary
These dead gay wizards have some unresolved feelings, and because this sentient creature beyond human comprehension (the narrator/god i guess?) has taken a liking to them, it sets up a personal shared heaven to sort things out before they can move on to the next plane properly.
Note
teddy doesnt exist btw coz remus i love you but you cant come back from that babes.also this is my first fanfic and i literally never write anything unless it was for school so i apologise.

Hello

There was a white flash, as though he was being pulled from somewhere, where was he? 

 

Hello Sirius

 

“Whos there?! Where am i? Wheres harry? Or- or remus?” 

 

They are fine, everyone will be ok, im sure you’ll see remus and your other friends soon…

 

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Its light and dark at the same time and he just wants to go home.. Wherever that is anymore.

“Who are you? And what do you mean my other friends, they’re all dead, they- they’re gone.”

 

You dont remember? Oh what am i saying of course you dont, im whoever you would like me to be, i am no one, and i am everyone, a joined faith from many religions or unconscious beliefs, a manifest into something sentient if you will.. That is who i am.

 

“What the fuck does that even mean? Bit pretentious if im honest.. Where are you? Why cant i see you?”

 

Usually people dont remember what happened before they got here but i think it may be easier to understand if you did know… you’re dead sirius, you passed through the vail, which usually means you wouldnt get an afterlife but- you always were a personal favorite of mine, be sure not to tell the others though, so to simplify, i grabbed you before you could go into the nothingness because honestly i dont think your story is ready to come to an end yet, some unfinished business you wouldnt be able to solve as a ghost.

 

Sirius was… dead. 

 

Oh

 

Oh yeah

 

he forgot about that.



***

 

Hello Remus, its wonderful to finally speak with you.

 

What. The. Fuck. Remus was supposed to be dead, he saw the green flash of light coming his way before it hit. He was supposed to finally rest, be done with all this bullshit, but no no there's more. 

 

Of fucking course there's more.

 

I understand this may be a bit more of a shock, though people more in tune with there animal side, like a werewolf such as yourself seem to be more conscious of the situation, especially since you were turned at such a young age.

honestly im quite pleased i dont have to tell you, its such a bother repeating oneself, and i’ve been doing this for billions of years.

 

“Just because i know im dead doesnt mean i know who you are, where am i anyway?” 

 

The other place, thats where, i havent fully formed your “heaven” quite yet, as on this rare occasion you will be sharing it, sadly you didnt have time to rest in the dark like your friends, as you were the one to die last.

 

“My friends? I’ll get to see lily and james again? But- wait what about harry? Is everything ok? Did we win?”

 

You’ll find out in time remus, patience, i thought you were the patient one were you not? I have a few questions first, certain items or places you wish to be in your ideal destination or world? And before you ask, i cannot make body modifications, it wouldn't work for the purpose of this… experiment, though i can make your bodies the same age as when lily and james died? I cannot age them up as they never lived to reach your age.

 

“I- what? So i’ll see them again?” 

 

Yes you will, and.. Some others.

I advise you answer my question remus.

 

“I dont want anything, by others do you mean sirius? He’ll be there? I thought he past through the vail, that would make it impossible wouldnt it?” 

 

Hm, some would think, are you sure theres nothing you want? 

 

“Uh.. some- some books i like or never finished reading would be nice i guess?” 

 

No need to worry about that, its already been done.



I have a feeling this will work quite nicely.