Spock is drunk?
Kirk still couldn't believe what his eyes were seeing.
- Bones I think I'm seeing things, but is my first officer.... drunk?
Said person was dancing without any concern or shame with the leader of the planet to which the federation had sent us.
Spock had his usual neutral expression and if it weren't for the slight green tint that his cheeks had, I would never imagine that my first officer was drunk.
-It was the mandatary Jimmy- Kirk turned to look at his friend.
- What happened Bones? I was gone for five minutes, five!!!! -
-The dignitary explained to Spock that on this planet it is very bad manners not to get drunk at the party held in your name, to which Spock tried to avoid taking the deal. Which didn't happen since I argued very logically and Spock had to take the drink.-
- I understand everything, but what the hell did they give him to put him in that state?-
-Chocolates-
-Sorry?-
-Your first officer ate half a bar of chocolate and got in that state-
They both watched as Spock twirled his new dance partner in a way that was making us dizzy.
-Give me a drink Bones-
- Don't even dream of it! You already had the drink to not offend anyone but you won't drink any more at this party, we need you sober and sane. -
-I am not qualified to deal with a drunk Vulcan-
-He is half Vulcan and is one of the many that Spock has had to deal with you-
Bones took another sip of his drink.
- Well, you already solved the mystery of what it takes to make the green blooded goblin drunk.-