Romeo’s Secret
Romeo: You sure you’re fine.
Juliet: Yes, I’m fine. Madam Pomprey said I should be. Now, let’s go before we’re too late.
Romeo: We won’t be.
Juliet: Just hurry up.
*time passes*
*with the triplets, Albus, Scorpius, Zachary, Zoey, Alice, Rose, and Joshua*
Albus: Let’s go to Hogsmeade.
Zoey: Why?
Albus: Well, we have free time and I was hoping to get butterbeer.
Joshua: I’m in.
Alice: What’s butterbeer?
Joshua: I’ll explain it on the way.
*at Hogsmeade*
Liana: Hey, isn’t that Juliet with Romeo?
Scorpius: What are they doing here?
Zachary:*totally knows*I-I don’t know.
Lysander: Let’s follow them.
Lorcan: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Joshua: Lorcan, you coming or not?
Lorcan: Ok, I’ll go. But just because she’s my cousin… and I’m curious.
*in the Three Broomsticks*
Joshua: Well, we lost them… and we arrived later than planned.
Liana: Wait, I see them.
Albus: In the corner.
Zoey: Umm… Joshua, don’t turn.
Joshua:*turns*What do you mean don’t turn.
Alice: Maybe look in my direction, Josh.
Joshua: Why. *looks at corner*What’s in the…
*Joshua looks with a shocked face and mouth open*
Alice: Joshua, look away.
Joshua: He’s…. Romeo, Zach’s brother… IS SNOGGING MY…
*Alice puts her hand on Joshua’s mouth*
Rose: Do you want them to find us?
Albus: Let’s find a table so we can see them sitting and not be seen.
*They find a table close enough to see them but they can’t be seen*
Alice: If I let go of your mouth, will you not scream?
*Joshua agrees and Alice removes her hand from his mouth*
Zoey: Zack, did you know about this?
Zachary: Yes.
Zoey: And you didn’t tell us?
Zachary: I told him I wouldn’t.
Zoey: How long have you known?
Zachary: Since this summer. I overheard Romeo on the phone. The idiot forgot a silencing charm.
Zoey: Do you know when they started dating?
Zachary: Nope.
Zoey: Does Mr. Zabini have any idea about this?
Zachary: No, he’s daft.
Zoey: Ok.
Joshua: I should not be seeing my sister snog someone. Especially, a boyfriend I only just found out about.
Rose: Do you think they know we’re here?
Juliet: We know.
Scorpius: I see. Wait, WERE YOU JUST DOING THAT TO SPITE US?
Romeo: Not all of it.
Juliet: We started to do it to spite you when we heard Joshua scream and… Joshua, you can stop panicking.
Rose: He doesn’t look like he’s panicking.
Juliet: It’s in his mind. He keeps repeating “My sister and Romeo were snogging in front of me AAAAAAAAAH”… and now he’s just screaming in his head.
*Liana hits Joshua*
Liana: Is he better now?
Juliet: Yes.
Joshua: *takes a deep breath* How long have you two been dating?
*Juliet and Romeo look at each other*
Romeo: Ummm… First year.
Everyone minus Juliet and Romeo: WHAT!!
Liana: Next question… Ha-
Lysander: Have you guys ever shagged?
*Liana hits Lysander*
Lysander: It was an honest question. … Have you?
Juliet: No. We’re too young for that.
Lysander: Good answer.
Rose: Who fell in love first?
Romeo: I did. At the beginning of our first year, before the sorting ceremony, when I saw her.
Zoey: Ah, love at first sight.
Lorcan: So, to quote the saying, Romeo fell first and Juliet fell harder?
Juliet: Yes, just that. I realized I had feelings for him halfway through our first year. We were friends before then.
Zoey: OMG Friends to Lovers. I love that trope.
Scorpius: Zoey is fangirling again.
Zoey: Because I can.
Joshua: Does mum and dad know?
Juliet: Nope. Neither do the Zabinis… minus Zachary of course.
Zachary: Hi.
Lorcan: Why didn’t you tell them? It can’t be that bad. Their reaction at least.
Romeo: Maybe not yet. We don’t know how they will react to a Half-blood whose family helped defeat the Great Grindelwald dating a Pure-blood from a family who used to be death eaters.
Lorcan: When you put it that way…
Rose: We understand.
Juliet: Ya. So, maybe not yet. That means, all of you have to keep your mouths shut. Got it?
*Everyone shakes their heads yes*
Juliet: Lysander? Do you…
Lysander: I know. My mouth is sealed. I shall not utter a single word about this… even though it would cause so much chaos.
Juliet: Lysander… Don’t.
Lysander: Got it. I’ll find other ways to cause chaos.
Rose: Now I know why you got sorted into Slytherin.
Juliet: Me and Romeo are ready to leave the Three Broomsticks now.
Zoey: We’re going to stay because we want food, Butterbeer, and Liana wants tea instead of Butterbeer.
Romeo: Gotcha. We’ll see you guys at Hogwarts.
*Juliet and Romeo leave*
Albus: Now, where were we?
Lorcan: We need to order food. And drinks.
Albus: Thank you.
Liana: I found Madam Rosmerta.
Scorpius: Ok, now we can order.