Prologue
It has been two years since the Blip. Tony Stark is dead. Natasha Romanoff came back to life when Tony snapped his fingers. He had wished for her to return from the dead, he made sure to add to that wish that he wished for her to return as a normal human being and not as a zombie. Steve Rogers went back in time to be with Peggy Carter, for he was a simp.
The Avengers were shattered after the snap, but under the leadership of Peter Benjamin Parker – don’t know how that happened, he doesn’t even know himself – they reformed and he became their official leader.
The current Avengers consist of: Peter Benjamin Parker aka Spider-Man; Sam Wilson aka Captain America; Bucky Barnes aka the Winter Solider; Bruce Banner aka the Hulk; Scott Lang aka Ant-Man and Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow.
Under the retired Avengers, but willing to fight if need arises, is Clint Barton, the former Hawkeye. He now lives in the cosy cottage with his family, very content in doing nothing killing or punching related.
The Avengers also have their new rookies, as one might call them: Yelena Bolova aka Idontwantasuperheronameanddostupidposesanyonegotanymacoroni? and Kate Bishop aka the new Hawkeye.
Then, there were the Avengers to be, under which was only one person: America Chavez, Stephen strange’s mentee.
There are also part-time avengers, who come help occasionally: Princess Shuri of Wakanda, aka Black Panther; Stephen Strange aka Doctor Strange; Thor Odinson aka god of Thunder; James “Rhodey” Rhodes aka War Machine and last and certainly least: Carol Danvers aka Captain Marvel (everyone avoids asking her to help, since she is not really anyone’s favourite, or even anyone’s friend for that matter).
Then, there are those normal human beings: Pepper Potts-Stark, the widow to Tony Stark, aka Iron Man. Morgan Stark, their daughter, now a very proud 7-year-old genius and the unofficial younger sister to Peter Parker.
Then there is Happy, who married May Parker whilst Peter was blipped (very cowardly if you ask Peter: he was obviously too afraid to ask for his permission). Happy is now a widower: May died in a flat fire, two weeks after everyone came back from the dead.
There are also Ned Leeds and Michelle Jones, two of Peter’s former classmates, who did not get blipped, and are currently both 23 and soon to be married. Of course that doesn't bother Peter at all: logically she did not wait around for him to return and went back to dating other people. Logically she fell for Ned. Logically they would be getting married right now.
Life was great for Peter, just great, life was superb, and then, a kid named Miles Morales made it even more superb by merely breathing and existing. Aka, Peter thought his life couldn’t get any worse, and then it did, yet somehow: it didn’t.