
Chapter 1
Unknown Number
James: hey how are you
Unknown Number: Who is this?
James: James đ
Unknown Number: Ok and?
Unknown Number: Why are you messaging me?
James: đ
Unknown Number: You have got to be joking.
James: Stop being mean padfootâs friend
Unknown Number: Whoâs padfoot?
James: I got your number off his phone
Unknown Number: I donât know who âpadfootâ is.
James: oh
Unknown Number: Wrong number.
Unknown Number: Donât message me again.
James: wait dont go
Unknown Number: *donât
James: your funny
Unknown Number: Why are you still messaging me?
James: I thought we could be friends
Unknown Number: Well, you thought wrong.
James: please
Unknown Number: no.
James: pretty please
Unknown Number: no.
James: pretty please with a cherry on top
Unknown Number: What?
James: why can we not be friends
Unknown Number: I donât know you?
James: then get to know me
Unknown Number: I'd rather not.
James: ask me a question
Unknown Number: no.
James: you text like an old man
Unknown Number: Who says I'm not?
James: fair point
Unknown Number: There, I asked you a question.
James: that doesnt count
Unknown Number: *doesnât
James: I wonât message you if you're being mean
Unknown Number: Then donât message me.
James: fine
James: I have to go now anyway
Sirius
James: Pads your friend is mean
Sirius: my friend?
Sirius: who are you talking about?
James: I got their number off your phone
Sirius: probably just a random number I saved
James: of course
Sirius: do you want to meet up this afternoon?
James: ok