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A moment of silence washed over the forest..
Shadow milk was still processing what he just heard..
"WHAT IN THE COOKIE CRUMB WAS THAT!" He shouted so loudly birds flew away from their nests..
"did.. DID I JUST HEAR THAT RIGHT..!?!???!???" Shadow milk questioned himself over and over again, clearly confused about this situation Infront of him.
Not knowing he clearly misunderstood.
Guess what happened next?
Rumours spread and soon, there was a "Burningsalt" fandom among their loyal subjects..
Fanfiction glued onto trees, Drawings of Burning spice and Silent salt were both thrown Infront of the two beasts' temples.
...
"WHAT IN THE CRISPIA??!! WHAT ARE TH—" Burning spice picked one drawing up and took a good look at it before speaking again.
"...?? WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!"
—it was a drawing of him and silent salt making out.. with a little note on the side that said ; "when's the wedding? can I be the priest?" (this is so me)
Burning spice fell to his knees in disbelief.. what exactly is happening right now..
When Burning spice took a walk around beast yeast, he saw the places LITTERED with fliers saying ; "JOIN THE BURNINGSALT FANDOM NOW FOR AN IMMACULATE EXPERIENCE!".
And he also saw some.. questionable pieces of work lying around.
"Whoever started all of this.. will learn what destruction truly is. Tch." He ripped off one flier from the wall and ripped it to pieces.
On the other hand.. Silent salts temple was radiating bloodlust, clearly ready to execute anyone who sent him these drawings Infront of him.
Silent salt took one and stared at it for a good.. 20 minutes before deciding to shred all the pieces of paper all around the temple.
"..tsk. cookies are so childish nowadays." He said to himself while sighing.. he was super disappointed.
He ordered one of his sidekicks to investigate who started this so he could.. personally execute them on the spot.
Silent salt stepped outside his temple for a good minute before cookies started surrounding him asking about his relationship with that fat red blob. (burning spice)
Obviously he denied all of those rumours, saying it was just a friendly friendship between him and Burning spice.
But the audio clips Shadow milk recorded said otherwise, every other cookie misunderstood it except for the two beasts involved in the video clip.
Cookies didn't believe that they were sparring NORMALLY.. they believed that they were sparring IN BED.
And whenever cookies saw them together, they immediately swarmed them, shoving inappropriate artworks and fanfiction in their face.
After two whole days of this nonsense they finally had enough.
They needed to stop this once and for all.