one awfully perfect mistake

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/F
F/M
M/M
G
one awfully perfect mistake
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Lily Evans, Barty Crouch Jr., Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Pandora Rosier, Mary Macdonald/Lily Evans Potter
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Alternate Universe - College/University Help Marauders idk how to tag multiple POVs texting au Alternate Universe - No Magic no beta reader we drown like regulus sirius and regulus have problems sunshine james Multiple formats minnie is an icon bipolar james black cat Regulus golden retriever james
Summary
unknown number: oh my god i think i just flooded minnie's officeR.A.B:um, i think you have the wrong number~or! the texting au no one asked for.warnings at the start of chaptersthis was abandoned whoopsies
Note
tw- swearingmean reggie 💔i'm not gonna finish this 😭

unknown number: oh my god i think i just flooded minnie's office

 

R.A.B:um, i think you have the wrong number

 

Unknown number: peter be so for real

 

R.A.B: not sure who peter is but how did you manage to flood someone's office?

 

unknown number: oh my god it was hilarious, so basically i'm at this really boring boarding school that suuckks and i was doing a prank on my head of year that sort of failed

 

R.A.B: sort of?

 

unknown number: it was still funny tho!!

 

R.A.B: too bad i missed it

 

unknown number: i can basically here the sarcasm through the screen

 

R.A.B: congrats?

 

unknown number: sooo mystery man, what's ya name?

 

R.A.B: for all i know you could be a killer or a stalker or smth

 

unknown number: well i'm not a killer nor stalker

 

R.A.B:and i'm just supposed to take your word for it?

 

unknown number: if ya don't tell me i'll just change your name to mystery man

 

unknown number: hello?

 

unknown number: oh no did you die?

 

RAB: no i just have a life unlike some people

 

unknown number: oh yeah then what are you doing?

 

RAB: ...

 

RAB: reading.

 

unknown number: nerd

 

RAB: atleast i can read

 

unknown number: who said i can't read??

 

RAB: you just seem like a dimwit

 

contact number changed to dimwit

 

dimwit: hey!

 

contact number changed to mystery man

 

mystery man: how cringe

 

dimwit: well you never told me your name

 

dimwit: pls tell me ur name

 

mystery man: u sound like a stalker

 

dimwit: i'm not i promise! okay here's. a deal, im james and im 17 wbu?

 

mystery man: how do i know ur not lying? you could be a 79 year old creep

 

dimwit: my my have some faith dude

 

mystery man: ...

 

mystery man: fine. my names regulus and i'm 16

 

dimwit: yay your not 80!

 

mystery man: it's concerning on how happy you are about that

 

contact name changed to reggie

 

reggie: No

 

dimwit: what

 

reggie: don't call me reggie

 

dimwit: why not it's cute

 

reggie: my names regulus??

 

dimwit: and reggie is. a shortened version duh

 

contact name changed to jammy

 

jammy: aww

 

reggie: i hate u already

 

jammy: dw you'll love me soon