Sirius's peaceful sleep was interrupted by his boyfriend's alarm.
He tightened his hold on Remus and groaned. "Don't go, you know you don't have to" his voice was still groggy from sleep.
Sirius already knew what Remus would say, he felt a gentle kiss on his forehead and the shuffle of blankets indicating that Remus was indeed getting up.
"I know love, but I want to". Yes, Sirius knew Remus would say that.
Since the library had been short on staff, his boyfriend had taken double turns much to Sirius dismay for two very reasonable reasons, they didn't need that much money, and he was a needy git that couldn't go that much without his boyfriend.
"Remus, Rem, Remmy, love of my life...you don't need to, you'll work yourself into an early grave".
A laugh and a "I know but I love to spend time there" made Sirius groan defeated and Remus smiled, after all his Moony was used to his drama.
Oh, but he was gonna find a way to keep Remus home.
His plan was fairly simple, and he put it in action the next day, he was gonna go to the art studio before Remus had to go to work, so it was the perfect occasion.
He made sure to hide all of Remus's pants, pajamas too cause Remus was petty enough to go to work in them, and he obviously had to hide his own pants too aside the ones he was wearing to go to work.
It was brilliant, there was no way Remus would find a way around this, so after a couple of hours in the art studio he'll come home and spend an entire day with the love of his life.
Brilliant, Sirius was absolutely brilliant.
He followed his plan and came back from the studio after two hours shouting "Moony, I know you may be angry at me, but you'll have an entire day with my incredible company, you can't be angry at that".
He was met with complete silence. Frowning, he searched the house and yes...Remus was not there.
He quickly wrote him a message asking his whereabouts and got an "At work, obviously" as an answer.
This confused the fuck out of Sirius, of course Remus didn't go to work in his boxers and there weren't clothing stores near their house.
Sirius decided that he could only wait and see for himself how his master plan was outsmarted.
When the door finally opened after countless hours, Sirius sat up on the couch.
He was expecting anything, Remus in only boxers, in some pants he didn't know the existence of, or some other bloody trick, but what he wasn't expecting was Remus in one of his own fucking skirts.
Sirius could only stare dumbfounded while he received a quick peck on the lips.
"How was your work?" Remus grinned at a very flustered and very shocked Sirius, then winked at him and walked into their room with a suggestive look.
Sirius almost fell on his ass in the hurry to reach the bedroom.
Remus was sitting on the bed while smoothing Sirius's skirt that he still had on, and he had a wicked grin that Sirius knew meant revenge was coming and not the fun kind Sirius hoped for.
"You know I would make you take it off, but I don't trust you to not make it disappear too, so I'm gonna keep it on" and he winks at Sirius.
Yes, Sirius plan majorly backfired.