Harry Potter Tweets

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter Tweets
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@BookWorm<3Β 

y'all Harry just got arrested for murdering Umbridge πŸ’€


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@number1b1tch - in the wise words of professor sprout, nobody cares just leave him there

@loonylover - FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO MYRDER JER 😭

|Β  |@lifesalie - ???

|Β  Β  |@loonyluna - her and Hazza had a bet going to see who could get her first

|Β  Β  Β  |@plantguy101 - oh ffs


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@number1b1tch

just got a call from Harry, he's asking for bail πŸ’€


Comments :

@ILoveFood - oh good grief Harry needs some HELP

@BookWorm<3 - ngl, if I'd know, I'd have helped him hide the body and nobody woulda found out, he's retarded istg πŸ’€

|Β  |@MionesHimbo - agreed

@YESExplosives - he quite literally could've just asked for me to blow her up, as well ffs

|Β  |@NOExplosives - honestly, I wouldve let you ngl


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@hazzap._ -Β 

I snuck my phone in somehow, now y'all PLS HELP ME GET OUY 😭


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@BookWorm<3 - @YESExplosives come on now we're breaking Hazza P out

|Β  |@YESExplosives - omw rn boo πŸ’…

|Β  Β  |@BookWorm<3 - see ya in a few, boo πŸ’…


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@loonylover

@YESExplosives, yo, y'all need a getaway person cause I'll join


Comments :

@YESExplosives - actually, yeah, we do just meet us at Hagrids hut

@BookWorm<3 - yeah we do, see ya in a few, Gin


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@nottyoursb1tch

I just woke up and y'all are breaking Harry out of prison- why am I not surprised 🀦


Comments :

@Minnie - oh dear Merlin these children are gonna be the end of us

@BookWorm<3 - yes. yes we are. we'll be back shortly with Hazza πŸ₯°

@loonyluna - this is amazing I'm invested


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@BookWorm<3Β 

@loonylover be ready after an explosion, Seamus planted the bomb and he's abt to blow it up


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@loonylover - on standby as we speak, I'll be ready to make the getaway

@ILoveFood - ong I'm really invested in this rn


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@loonylover

YOU THREE CKME ON YALL ARE TAKIN FOREVER


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@BookWorm<3 - WE'RE RUNNING AS WE SPEAK WE'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND GODDAMN

@hazzap._ - HUSSLE HUSSLE HUSSLE PPL


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@hazzap._

y'all I escaped prison w help y'all ain't getting rid of me that easy πŸ₯°


Comments :

@number1b1tch - they only let you get away cause I paid your bail

@NOExplosives - nobody liked Umbridge which is why you weren't sentenced to life in prison and we're allowed bail

|Β  |@hazzap._ - well fuck you too Jesus Christ

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