Harry Potter Tweets

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter Tweets
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𝔹ℝ𝔸ℕ𝔻𝕆ℕ β„π•†π”Ύπ”Όβ„π•Š - 𝕋ℍ𝔼𝕐'ℝ𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕃 𝔽𝔸ℕ𝔾𝕀ℝ𝕃𝕀ℕ𝔾

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@lifesalie

y'all remember that wap parody by Brandon Rogers?? that shit banging


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@loonylover - LOOK AT ME WORSHIP ME ON YOUR KNEES

@hazzap._ - CAN'T YOU SEE MY PANTIES ARE FILLED WITH BIG DICK ENERGY

@plantguy101 - I MAKE MONEY AND I GET DICK TOO

@nottyoursb1tch - YOUR HUSBAND'S DICK WAS THE LAST I SCREWED

@BookWorm<3 - WE FUCKED FOR ONE MINUTE BUT HE CAME 4 5

@number1b1tch - PARAMEDICS ASKED IF HE'S DEAD OR ALIVE

@loonyluna - so we all just know this by heart? dope


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@hazzap._Β 

okay favorite Brandon Rogers character. go


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@lifesalie - Cathy; a mom making a difference 🀩

@ILoveFood - BlitzΓΈ in Helluva Boss be my patronus fr fr

@loonyluna - Bryce the CEO is my soulmate. I stand by that

|Β  |@loonylover - honestly I don't blame you


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@NoExplosives

okay but who tf watched the mother's day special a year ago?? what was y'all's favorite line??


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@MionesHimbo - Cathy - WHO JUST ASSAULTED ME WITH A CHALUPA??

Karen - YOU DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND!

Cathy - YEAH THAT'S WHY I FUCK YOURS!

@YESExplosives - sweetie, I gave up that life so I wouldn't have to HEAR THAT SHIT ANYMORE

@hazzap._ - Pauline - Fuck you I'll eat your ass and make it look like an accident!

Cathleen - Oh yeah, well you'll have to find it first!

Pauline - Try me. I was in the navy!


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@loonyluna

please tell me I'm not the only one who's watched Helluva Boss 3 times over at least while waiting on episode 4, season 2 πŸ’€


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@plantguy101 - same tho it never gets old

@nottyoursb1tch - BlitzΓΈ x Stolas is amazing tho

|Β  |@number1b1tch - fr fr

@YESExplosives - same 😩 it's just so good! but also, rookie number. at least 20 on my end πŸ˜—


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@MionesHimbo

Okay favorite Helluva Boss line. go!


Comments :

@YESExplosives - Loona - That's what she said

BlitzΓΈ - What who said? okay what bitch is talking shit abt me?

@loonyluna - BlitzΓΈ - Oh god it was ONE TIME! if I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole none of us would have access to the living world

Moxxie - ..you what-?

@ILoveFood - Anytime Stolas goes on a rant and ends up having almost every fucking word censored is never not gonna be funny to me

@lifesalie - *BlitzΓΈ filming outside Moxxie and Millie's window*

Moxxie - ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW??

@BookWorm<3 - BlitzΓΈ - *Intense purring as Moxxie opens his eyes* Whatcha dreamin' about?

Moxxie - I WAS dreaming my parents were being murdered. and now I'd like to get back to that

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