Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson, Seamus Finnigan, Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley, Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas, Neville Longbottom/Theodore Nott, Fred Weasley & George Weasley
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Implied Sexual Content
I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
Past Relationship(s)
Past Regulus Black/James Potter
Plot Twists
Weird Plot Shit
Implied/Referenced Drug Use
Some Plot
Implied/Referenced Underage Drinking
Implied/Referenced Underage Sex
Past Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Unhinged Neville Longbottom
Everyone Is Unhinged ASF
Jew Jokes (MY FAMILY IS JEWISH SO IT'S OKAY)
they commit arson at some point
there's a lot of mentions of it happening
Summary
Will get updates as I make more episodes, also, this is already published on Wattpad and TikTok, enjoy!Aiming for around 100 parts; we'll see how it goes :)
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April 21, 2025 at 03:10 AM
Dean Thomas -
Username - @NOExplosives
Bio -
He/It
Seamus, wtv ur thinking, NO | Professional Arsonist Preventer
Seamus Finnegan -
Username - @YESExplosives
Bio -
He/Him
Seamus YES | Professional Arsonist
Albus Dumbledore -
Username - @oldman
Bio -
He/Him
Hi again! -James and Sirius
Severus Snape -
Username - @s.snape
Bio -
He/Him
I'm too tired for this shit
George Weasley -
Username - @bottomsup._1
Bio -Β
He/They
Ready Fred?
Fred Weasley -
Username - @bottomsup._2
Bio -
He/They
Ready George
Both Fred & George Weasley -
Username - @bottomsup._3
Bio -
He/They
Bottoms up!
Neville Longbottom -
@plantguy101
Bio -
He/They/It
Hi..?
Theodore Nott -
@nottyoursb1tch
Bio -
They/His
@plantguy101 π©