Sneaking around
Wednesday morning sometime after midnight
“James?” Sirius whispered into the dark room
James winced at Sirius voice
He had hoped all of his friends would be asleep by now
“Yah” James whispered back
“Dogs say ruff” Sirius whispered back
“What”
“Shh he’s asleep don't wake him” James whispered to his little guest
“Sorry I thought the talking man was awake” Evan snapped at James
“Just get in my bed” James said opening his bed curtain
“You are very sexy when your bossy you know” Evan whispered while getting into James's bed
“No flirting” James said getting in after him
“That's not one of the rules” Evan said getting under the covers with James
“It should be” James huffed “muffliato”
“Now I can moan as loud as I want” Evan said snuggling into the bed
“Real funny” James said tuning his back to Evan
And then there's silence
“By the way my alarm rings at 6” James informs Evan before resuming the silence
“Do your friends open your curtains in the morning?” Evan asked after 3-ish minutes
“Yah, but only if I don't get up by 6:30” James tells him
“So we need to stay in bed till 6:30 so they see me?” Evan asks
“Yup” James says popping the p
“But if you don't want them to see you I can sneak you out in an obvious way there was a person with me but they wont know its you”
“No its ok I’d rather not do a fake walk of shame in the morning” Evan said
After a few minutes both boys fell asleep
In the Morning
“Prongs Get your ass out of bed” Peter yelled at James who has been awake for over half an hour
“Leave him for a bit he got in late” Remus said muffled. He was probably in the bathroom
“No he did not he was in the room when I went to bed” Sirius huffed
“Then he left dumb ass” Remus said along with the sound of the bathroom door opening
“Evan quick Sirius is probably going to open the curtains” James whispered in his bed despite the silencing charm
“Just leave him Pads” Remus said trying to sway the stubborn man
“I will not just leave him” Sirius said right outside the curtains around James’s bed
Evan and James were just inside cuddling pretending not to hear the others
“Wakey Wakey eg-” Sirius said is a sing song tone as he tore open the curtains
“Shit Pads- knock much” James said hiding Evan under the covers
“OHH so you finally seduced Evans ay” Sirius said Looking very amused
“I wasn't aware there was multiple of me” Evan said removing the covers from over his head and fixing his hair
“Oh shit I was not expecting him to pop out from there” Peter said grabbing his bag and laughing under his breath
“YOU SLEPT WITH A SLYTHERIN” Sirius said exasperated and swinging his arms around like a mad mad
“Sirius let-” James started but was quickly cut off
“Not just any slytherin ONE OF MY BROTHERS FRIEND’S!” Sirius continued as he began to pace the room
“Ima just get dressed and head out” Evan said as he started to get out of James’s bed
“NO you will not ‘just head out’ you will stay till we can get you out unseen” Sirius said pointing a finger at him
“Fine I’ll stay, can I at least get dressed though” Evan rolled his eyes
“Yes you can get dressed, the both of you” Sirius said scowling at the two boys
With that Evan got up with a blanket rapped about him grabbed his clothes as if he wasn't already clothed and headed to the bathroom
“Well good luck with that” Remus said putting a hand on Peters shoulder and guiding him out the room
“Where are you two going?” Sirius questioned them
“To breakfast” Peter said
“No you two have to help me” Sirius informed them
“No we don't” Remus said matter of factly “We are hungry and don't care who Prongs sleeps with so its your problem not our”
Peter gave Sirius a double thumbs up as him and Remus walked out of the room
“Well I’m going to take a shower” James said getting out of bed and walking over to the bathroom and knocking
“Yes?” Evan asked from inside
“Its me” James called back
Evan opened the door just enough from James to slide in leaving Sirius staring at the door mouth wide open in shock
“You think he believes you’re actually going to shower with me in here?” Evan asked after he casts a silencing charm
“I am going to shower with you in here” James informs him “we have a privacy charm on the shower so you cant see anything”
“Ok” Evan nods “You shower first so I can after you then”
“Alright bossy” James jokes
In the great hall
“Have any of you seen Evan?” Barty askes as he sits at the table
“I thought he was with you” Regulus said
“If he was with me I wouldn't be asking where he is” Barty rolls his eyes
“Relax he probably slept with some guy last night” Pandora waves her toast
“He never spends the night though” Barty’s voice filled with concern
“I guess the guy had a big dick” Dorcas said Laughing
“I think Ev has slept with enough people to know how to walk after getting plowed” Regulus joked
“He’s our friend stop fucking slut shaming him and be a little conserned that he’s been missing since yesterday night!” Barty quietly yelled at the group
“Relax Barty it's not the first time he has done this” Dorcas said “in 3rd year he never spent the night in our dorm”
“Because he spent it in ours” Barty pushed his fingers through his hair
“It's fine he will turn up eventually this school isnt that big” Pandora said reassuring Barty
“Oh merlin” Regulus said looking at the door
“What?” Barty and Pandora said in unison as they both looked to the door
“I’ll be damned he actually did it” Dorcas said with a scuff
To paint the picture for you readers James and Sirius walked in the great hall James was blushing and Sirius was clearly mad at him
Evan walked in close behind head held high and a smirk on his face
To the untrained eye the 2 where unrelated but to Regulus and his friends in was very obvious where Evan spent the night
“Good morning” Evan said ignoring his friends shocked faces
“It has been less than a week" Pandora pointed out “How on Gaia’s green earth did you get him to sleep with you?”
“I guess he couldn't resist me” Evan shrugged putting some scrambled eggs on his plate
“Did you give him amortentia or something” Dorcas said still shocked
“I only flirted” Evan rolled his eyes
“Did you flirt with your hands or with your words?” Regulus asked
“A bit of both” Evan admitted
“So you're telling me you were able to seduce the straightest man in Gryffindor and convince him to sleep with you?!” Barty
“What like it's hard” Evan said smiling
“Potter sure was” Dorcas muttered
Regulus struggled not to laugh with a mouth full of tea
“You have to tell me every detail” Dorcas said still surprised
That's when Evan blushed
“No way it was that good” Regulus snorted
“It had to be you see how hard he's blushing” Dorcas said
“Can we talk about this later when I’m not eating” Pandora said
“I second that” Barty areed
“Prude’s” Evan joked
“At least we aren't sluts” Pandora said in a snarky tone
“Speak for yourself” Barty said pretending to be insulted
“Oh please the last person you slept with was your left hand” Regulus joked
“Don't you dare insult Leonardo like that” Barty gasped and put his hand to his chest
“Of course you named your fist” Dorcas roller her eyes
“Shove off Cas at least I get more action than you” Barty laughed
“More action with men yes” Dorcas agreed “but I get more people than you could ever wish for”
“I call bull shit” Pandora polked “name one gal you slept with this month”
“I can name multiple” Dorcas said tilting her chin up “There was Vance, McKinnon, Lowry, Lorain, oh now she is good with her-”
Regulus cut her off “McKinnon?! As in Gryffindor beater McKinnon”
“Did I say McKinnon I ment MacChruim” Dorcas went red
“Why are my friends all sleeping with one of my brothers little click” Regulus groned
“Spill” Evan said leaning in
“Nope” Dorcas popped the P and shook her head
“Come on Cas pleeease” Pandora was asking this time with puppy dog eyes
“Fine” Dorcas roller her eyes “So after my prefect duties I found her walking the halls and we fought I pushed her against the wall and the rest is not for breakfast”
“That's not fair I need my daily smut” Regulus pushed as if he wasn't just disgusted of the idea a moment ago
“Go read a book then” Dorcas says knocking his with her shoulder
“I finished my book” Regulus says sadly
“Aww my poor baby” Pandora says pretending to coo him
“Baby?! He is basically a porn addict” Barty joked
“And you are basically an exabitionist” Regulus retorted
“I was one time” Barty said laughing
“It was not one time” Regulus corrected
“Well at least I don't read fairy porn” Barty said with a scuff
“Barty there is a difference between fae and fairy” Pandora said
“No he's right it was fairy porn” Regulus said laughing
“What!” Dorcas asked shocked
“Was it muggle fairies or real ones?” Even asked not sure if he feels comfortable yet
“Muggle obviously, Merlin I’m not perverted” Regulus said offended
“That's still up for debate” Barty muttered
“Was it good” Pandora said very interested
“Noo Panda you are not reading it” Even said putting his finger up
“I'll tell you about it in class” Regulus winked it her
“You better” Pandora knocked shoulders with him
In divination
“I see tea leaves” Regulus huffs
“Look past the physical things Reg” Pandora rolls her eyes
“I can't look past a porcelain cup Panda” Regulus groaned
“Not the cup the plane” Pandora explained
“Mr. Black what do you see in your leaves” the professor suddenly asked as he seemed to fabricate from thin air
Jumping slightly Regulus quickly sputtered out “I see a sun and a scull”
“Hmm I do see a sun but are you sure you see a skull not a star flower?” the professor peered over his shoulder to look into the cup himself
“Yes I do believe it is a flower thank you professor I was struggling to fully understand the meaning of this reading” Regulus struggled to fake being grateful
“And what about you Ms. Rosier” Profesor Ridge asked
“I see a forked road with the same path at the end” Pandora informed the professor after handing him the cup
“Very good Ms. Rosier 10 points to ravenclaw, Mr. black could really learn from you” Professor Ridge said with a smile as he walked to go check on other students
“This is not fair you are literally a seer, prophecy is your thing” Regulus huffed
“There there Reg” Pandora struggled not to laugh as she patted Regulus on the head like a cat
“A GRIMM?!” Professor Ridge gasped
“Yes Professor a Grimm!” Sirius exclaimed back causing the professorR to faint
James, Sirius and Peter all toppled over and started laughing uncontrollably
“Why would you do that” Sybill Trelawney scolded the boys as she got up to check on the professor
“I didn't think he would faint” Sirius said trying to breath
“Did you even see a grimm?” Pandora asked rolling her eyes as she went to help Sybill
“Of course I did” Sirius said putting his hand on his chest
“Je déteste ma famille (I fucking hate my family)” Regulus muttered under his breath
After Curfew
“So same groups?” Dorcas asked as all the prefects got together outside the great hall
“Yup, unless anyone has any complaints” James said
“Not a complaint but I would like to switch with Bluefield” Pandora said
“Fine by me” Roan said shrugging their shoulders
“Alright then let's get going” James said sort of nervous about walking alone with the sister of the boy he’s pretending to date
In the dungeons
“So I took you advise and he was too stupid to realize” Lily said regarding the advise Regulus gave her the night before
“Probably for the better” Reglus shrugged
“How could you say that you barely know him” Lily said defending James
“I dont know him but I know who he’s fucking” Regulus muttered
“He's sleeping with someone!?” Lily asked surprised
“Mmh” Regulus nodded
“Oh that asshole” Lily cursed surprising Regulus “Who is it? I bet it's one of the hufflepuff girls from the year below us”
“Actually it's Evan” Regulus said trying not to laugh at the pandora’s box he just opened
“I though he wasn't gay” Lily said stopping in her tracks to look at Regulus
“Evan? He’s is gayer than grindelwald” Regulus said this as a fact because it was
“Not Evan, James” Lily said
“Yah, I thought he was straight too but people will surprise you I guess” Regulus shrugged
“I guess I mean I didn't realize you were bi till you told me” Lily confessed
Yah I forgot to tell y'all they became friends
We are not friends
Shut up Baby Black I’m writing the story here
“Wait, so that's why Pandora wanted to do patrol with James?” Lily asked
“Probably, Pandora is very protective of Evan she tend to talk to all of his hookups” Regulus said as him and Lily started to walk again
“Do you think they’ll start dating?” Lily asked
“No” Regulus said “Evan doesn't date he’s to much of a whore”
“Hey don't call your friend that” Lily said defending Evan
“You said the same about Lupin last 2 days ago” Regulus looking at her confused
“Thats different Remus calls himself a whore and is very proud of it” Lily stated
“Evan is the same way” Regulus said
Then suddenly there was a noise that the end of the corridor and Lily and Regulus looked at eachother and drew their wands as they quickly walked towards the sound
As the 2 got to the end of the hall they saw 2 boys aggressively attacking each others faces
“Remus?” Lily questioned
“Barty?” Regulus said
The two boys startled and pulled away from one another
“Oh hey Evans” Remus said wiping his lips
“What the fuck are you two doing in the dungeons” Regulus said beginning to scold the two
“What does it look like Reg” Barty said still leaning against the wall
“Quindi, che Dio mi aiuti, se te lo stai scopando solo per vendicarti di tu sai chi per esserti scopata l'altro ragazzo di quella casa, ti picchierò (so help me god if you are fucking him just to get back at you know who for fucking the other boy from that house I will hit you)” Regulus scolded Barty in Italian so the others don’t understand
“Calma, perché avrei dovuto farlo? (calm down now why would I do that?)” Barty asked rhetorically
“Perché l'avete già fatto in passato (Because you've done it before)” Regulus said
“Can you two talk in a language we all understand please” Remus said looking confused
“PLease” Lily added
“Sorry Regulus does that sometimes” Barty said
“Go to a dorm or an empty class but get out of the halls because if we catch you again I’ll give you both detention” Regulus said deeply annoyed “come on Evans”
“Don't forget to use protection” Lily said as her and Regulus walked away from the two
After they were out of earshot Lily piped up and asked “should we just head back for the night?”
“If you want” Regulus shrugged but in reality he didn't want to head back he wanted to continue talking to Lily
“Ok” Lily said but continued walking away from the gryffindor tower
“So how many languages do you know?” Lily asked curious
“6, Why?” Regulus responded
“Wow what are they I only know 3” Lily asked fascinated making Regulus 100% not blush
“Well obviously English and French, but I also know Latin, Greek, Italian, and German” Regulus listed
“That's amazing, are you fluent in all of them?” Lily asked looking at him like a kid in a candy store
“Yah my parents would throw a hissy fit if I wasn't” Regulsu shrugged “you said you know 3 languages what are they?”
“Well other than English I know Welsh, Gaelic, and recently Spanish but im only fully fluent in Gaelic” Lily said embarrassed
“So you know 4 languages and are fluent in 2” Regulus asked trying to bring up her mood
“I guess you could say that” Lily shrugged
“That's amazing Gaelic is really hard to learn and Welsh, merlin that accent is hard to understand in english I could only imagine” Regulus said knocking their shoulders together
“It's actually quite easy especially if you have someone who will help you one on one” Lily blushed
“I’m guessing Lupin” Regulus said
“No actually this girl who moved last summer to our neighborhood” Lily said blushing harder
“You can't just leave it just at that” Regulus said
And that's how Regulus finally admitted to himself that he likes Lily Evans
As a friend
Yes Reggie as a friend *whispers* not as a friend
Meanwhile in the other part of the school James was getting a talking too
“So what your intentions with my brother” Pandora asked braking the awkward silence
“What?” James said
“Don't make me repeat myself Potter” Pandora said sternly
James swallowed loudly “Um I don't know”
“Well I would like you to know that Evan never sleeps with the same person twice unless they are very good” Pandora informed him
“I- I don't think I was just a one night for him” James said trying not to stutter knowing that was one of his tells
“Just don't get your hopes up he’ll break your heart if you do” Pandora said “Well it looks like it's time to retire good night Potter” and with that Pandora walked away
“en qué coño me he metido (what the fuck have I gotten myself into)” James muttered before he started to make his way to the common room where he did not find Lily who was in the astronomy tower with Regulus talking about the stars and other things.