H2O: Just Add Lesbians

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling H2O: Just Add Water
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H2O: Just Add Lesbians
Summary
Lily Evans was terrified of water, her best friend Mary Macdonald adored it.Marlene Mckinnon is a stoner chick who happens to befriend them.One accidental night on Mako Island, their whole lives changed for the better. When the three of them inherit not only magical powers, but also mermaid tails whenever they come into contact with water, they have to keep it a secret from everybody. Which is hard when Lily's best friend is none other than James potter.The Marauders and their significant others soon become suspicious of the girls and James, especially when a new girl with a twin already there moves into town exactly two years after all the weird behaviour began.ORH2O AU! Lily, Mary and Marlene are Cleo, Emma and Rikki but a surprise guest will make an appearance later on and add onto that list as a mermaid - along with an annoying bitch who I'm sure most H2O fans will be pissed to see.James is basically Lewis - except he has nosy friends and the biggest fattest crush on his best friends brother.Alternating POV's every chapter!Slow updates atm!
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Feelings

Marlene had been careful not to scare away these friends, after all, she usually distanced herself. She'd probably have gone back to her caravan and smoked had they not become mermaids overnight. She was now, somehow, walking to the smoothie bar with none other than Mary Macdonald - her polar opposite.

It had been roughly a week since the whole powers and tails incident, and the three girls had met up a total of eighteen times through the course of seven days. School was right around the corner, roughly two days away, and they still didn't have any idea on what to do about their issue.

Mary walked side by side, in sync with Marlene. Mary was wearing a red, leather skirt, a black tank top and massive hoop earrings. Marlene, on the other hand, was wearing denim shorts (which were intended for overweight men), a baggy band tee along with some black sunglasses with silver star studs.

"Where's Lily?" Marlene asked Mary, breaking the tense silence.

"Smoothie bar with James and his mates. Not very safe to be around liquids right now, but his friends probably won't spill anything on her." Mary responded, staring into the clear skies as she fiddled with her fingers. "Sirius is cool, Peter not so much. Remus is so fit, if he wasn't so obviously gay I'd tap that." Mary continued, speaking such profanities shamelessly.

"Blimey, she hangs out with a lot of boys, don't she?" Marlene commented, humorously.

"Eh calling those twinks 'boys' are a bit of a stretch." Mary responded, tilting her head back, her voice laced with sarcasm. "Joking! James Potter is one of the manliest men I know, except for the fact that he screams like a girl when there's a spider." Marlene chuckled, as she fumbled for a lighter and cigar in her tote bag. She placed the cigarette between her lips, and lit it casually, blowing smoke in the opposite direction of Mary.

"God, you're always smoking aren't you?" Mary commented, coughing dramatically. "Never see you around campus without one of them."

"And I never see you around campus without a certain ginger attached to your hip." Marlene put the cigarette between two of her fingers, twirling it around wordlessly, before raising an eyebrow at Mary, who was giving her an extremely frustrated look. "Problem?" Marlene joked.

Mary shook her head, and that's when they arrived at the front of the shopping mall. The building was Modern, with an overall grey theme. It was decorated with lots of windows, lights, and even a car park out front. Mary happily hopped through the automatic doors, as Marlene cautiously trailed behind her.

Mary showed her around all the different shops, and even some of the blind spots from the security cameras. Marlene ended up leaving Sephora with a free bracelet, along with a bubbly Mary Macdonald next to her. In the quaint little boutique which was near the back of the mall, the girls found themselves surrounded by an array of vibrant women's garments. The two friends couldn't resist the temptation to indulge in some retail therapy, their laughter echoing through the shop as they sifted through robes and dresses. 

Marlene twirled in front of the mirror, draped in a flamboyant, emerald-green cloak, while Mary sported a mischievous grin, holding up an eccentric hat adorned with floating feathers. The duo, caught up in the whimsy of the moment, began playfully swapping accessories, creating a mismatched ensemble of hats, scarves, and gloves. The friends revelled in the joy of friendship, which neither were all that familiar with, the magical garments serving as a backdrop to their carefree escapade. 

Neither of them eventually bought anything, but Mary revealed after they were farther away that she had sneaked one of the pairs of sunglasses in her handbag. "I never pitched you for the thief type." Marlene wheezed out, through breathless laughter. She was quite fond of Mary, actually.

"Well then I guess I'm pretty good at hiding it." Mary responded, draping her arm over Marlene's shoulders and giggling along with her. Anyone walking past ought to think they were drunk. After a few hours of messing around, Mary and Marlene had come to the joint decision of leaving the mall and heading down to the smoothie bar to join Lily if she was still there. 

"I bet you a quid that she's gone by now!" Marlene declared, as they strolled through the flourishing gardens which were located behind the bar. 

"With Sirius there? Fat chance, you're on." Mary said, and they both shook on this agreement. They both crept around the back of the bar, before entering from a side-door which specifically has 'Employees Only' painted across it in silver letters.

As they crept in, a figure appeared next to them, a very brooding one in fact. "Can't you read? It's an employee only entry!" Molly Weasly shouted far too loudly. She was six years older than them, and had graduated a bit ago. If Marlene recalled correctly, she was the assistant manager there - and Sirius' cousin worked alongside her. Her navy-blue apron was tied far too tight, Marlene noticed. 

Molly was twenty-one, and already pregnant from none other than Arthur Weasly. Marlene didn't know Molly too well, but Arthur lived in the same trailer park as Marlene did before he moved in with Molly at eighteen. Molly had long, curly, ginger hair, freckles and was quite plump. Arthur on the other hand had short, straight, ginger hair, no freckles, big ears and was the size of a twig. They made an unlikely couple, but were nonetheless, undoubtedly in love.

It's sickening.

"Sorry Molly, we're wondering if Lily is still here?" Mary asked, sweetly - as she wore stolen sunglasses. Molly sighed in defeat and pointed her finger over towards a table with none other than Lily, James, and some others whom Marlene didn't care about. Marlene scoffed in disbelief as she placed a sweat-covered cold coin into Mary's hand sneakily. 

Lily waved them over, and offered them both seats next to her, so she sat.

"Welcome guys!" Lily said, eagerly. "Everyone introduce yourselves to Marlene, alright?" Lily ordered everybody at the table, earning grunts of annoyance from everybody. Marlene couldn't help but notice how Lily was the only one without a drink, possibly out of fear.

"Peter Pettigrew," One boy spoke up, a chubby and cheerful young boy whose presence radiates joy. His sandy blonde hair, like grains of sunlit sand, adds a warm and inviting touch to his overall appearance. With rosy red cheeks that glow with an infectious happiness, Peter seems to carry a perpetual blush, as if life itself constantly whispers delightful secrets in his ear.

 His plump cheeks accentuated the playful roundness of his face, giving him an endearing, cherubic quality. Peter's presence is a celebration of youthful exuberance and unabashed joy, as his radiant personality is mirrored in the sunny hue of his hair and the rosy bloom on his cheeks. 

His outfit consisted of a classic plaid shirt paired with comfortably baggy jeans. The plaid shirt, a symphony of earthy tones, features a pattern that weaves together hues like deep burgundy, forest green, and muted mustard. The fabric drapes loosely, offering both style and comfort. The shirt's buttons add a touch of rustic charm, creating a relaxed yet put-together vibe. Paired with the plaid top, the baggy jeans are a study in laid-back coolness. 

The denim, a shade of vintage blue, hangs loosely, allowing for ease of movement. The jeans boast a comfortable fit, with a slightly worn-in look that adds character. Together, this plaid shirt and baggy jeans combination strikes the perfect balance between casual and stylish, embodying a carefree, comfortable sense of fashion.

Peter's voice was high pitch and squeaky, like a rat. "I'm friends with Jamie here!" He happily announced, slapping his hand harshly on James' back.

Another boy cleared his throat, Marlene already knew who this was, though. He was a captivating young boy with a gaze that could rival the warmth of the setting sun. His eyes, a mesmerising shade of amber, seem to hold the secrets of countless adventures. Tousled waves of messy brunette hair frame his face, adding an air of untamed charm to his presence. A defined jawline accentuates his features, lending an appealing structure to his countenance. His tanned skin hints at a life spent beneath the open sky, basking in the golden hues of sunlight. 

However, what truly sets him apart are the silver scars that crisscross his face like a map of resilience. Each mark tells a story, a testament to the challenges he has faced and overcome, adding an intriguing depth to the enigma and Casanova that is Remus. "Remus Lupin." His voice was raspy and strained, his chin turned upwards slightly.

"Sirius Black!" Another boy interrupted. This boy emanates an unmistakable air of defiance through his distinct appearance. His shoulder-length black hair cascades in wild waves, a statement of untamed rebellion that frames his angular face. Piercings punctuate his features like silver punctuation marks, with studs adorning his eyebrows, nose, and lips. Each metallic accent seems to tell a story of defiance, a personal narrative etched into his skin.

 His pale complexion serves as a canvas for his rebellion, an almost ghostly backdrop against which his expressive features stand out boldly. The intensity in his eyes suggests a spirit unbound, a devious flame that refuses to be extinguished. In every detail, from the untamed strands of his hair to the glint of silver in his piercings, he declares his rejection of conformity and embraces a unique, daring identity.

He was infamous as well, known more for pranks and mischief rather than for knowledge and being sexy as Remus was. The last person at the table was a girl, a determined teen with an air of focused intensity. Her wavy, brunette hair falls gracefully around her shoulders, framing a face adorned with thoughtful green eyes. With a notepad clutched in her hands, she sits hunched over the table, pencil moving across the paper in a hurried dance of inspiration.

 The serious expression on her face reflects the depth of concentration as she channels her thoughts onto the notepad, capturing ideas with urgency. In this moment, she is a portrait of determination and creativity, a young mind translating the vivid landscapes of her imagination into the tangible strokes of a pencil.

"That's Amelia Bones, she needed help studying and Remus agreed to be her tutor." Lily provided, probably after noticing Marlene's puzzled expression. They were there for twenty more minutes before Marlene had decided to leave. She excused herself politely as she pushed past the others, saying her goodbyes in the form of waves.

Marlene now knew that she preferred big groups.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

Regulus hates Thursdays.

Not only was school in a few days, but ever since Sirius ran away he has duties which he never had before - including attending meetings on Thursdays. The moon shone high in the sky, making his shirt stick to his skin through his sweat. Regulus was free to do as he wished almost every day, but on a Thursday he was forced to stay inside until eleven at night. 

It was eight-thirty when his phone buzzed inside his pocket during his meeting with the Prime Minister as they discussed inheritance. Really, it was his parents asking how much money and power Regulus will obtain when they die. Not a second too soon, in his opinion. Nobody seemed to notice his phone vibrating, so he thought it'd be safe to check it under the table.

He drowned out the sound of distant chatter with his thoughts, trying to contain his groan when he saw the message on his home screen.

Evan - 8:31

Meet me down the road in five minutes

Barty has a gig at the smoothie bar

Regulus - 8:33

I'm in a meeting, can this not wait?

Evan - 8:33

why are you using punctuation in text you freak

and no it cant wait Reg its a fucking gig

Regulus - 8:33

Don't punish me for not being illiterate, and you know I can't leave until eleven.

Evan - 8:34

Climb out the window then???

Come on Reg take one for the team

Regulus - 8:35

Fine, but I want my objection noted.

[ read - 8:35pm ]

Regulus placed his phone back inside his pocket, and glanced around the table to see if anybody had seen this. Luckily, nobody had. He cleared his throat, as he began to stand up without an excuse. "Mother, Father, is my presence here necessary? I'd like to study, please." His parents shared a glance before placing their hands on the wood, thoughtfully.

"I suppose not, do say thank you to our visitor." His mother insisted, and of course Regulus listened and did as he was told. The only time Regulus had ever disobeyed was when Sirius was on the verge of death, a sword impaling his side - inches away from his vital organs. His mother had commanded Regulus to just stand there and watch, but he couldn't take it anymore. Regulus had ran over towards Sirius' limp, quivering body and dragged him to the hospital by hand.

Regulus was nine when this all happened.

Sirius had only stolen a pen from father's study.

When Sirius ran away, it felt like both a breath of fresh air and being suffocated. Regulus was ecstatic that Sirius was safe now; free. Although, now Regulus was alone here, wanting so desperately to break free just as Sirius did, to live with the Potter's and live a normal life - one that he was so entitled towards. He dreamed of this, but that's all it was, a feeble dream.

Regulus Black, cloaked in shadows, moved with silent determination through the labyrinthine corridors of his ancestral home. The ancient tapestries that adorned the walls whispered tales of centuries past as he navigated the dimly lit passages. His destination: a secluded room on the fourth floor. As he reached the designated chamber, Regulus cautiously opened the ornate window, its hinges protesting softly against the years of neglect. 

The moon casted its silvery glow upon the ivy-clad walls, providing just enough light for him to make his ascent. With nimble grace, Regulus climbed down the aged brickwork, careful not to disturb the sleeping house below. The night air embraced him like a clandestine ally, as he descended to the grounds below, leaving behind the confines of his prestigious lineage for a taste of freedom that beckoned beyond the manor's imposing walls.

He darted off of the property as soon as he landed, craving nothing more than for Evan to give him that smile which he always wore. Regulus came to a stop at the end of the street, stood under a street lamp which gave the damp atmosphere a flickering-orange hue. 

Regulus - 8:43

Where are you?

[ delivered - 8:43pm ]

Regulus sighed as he placed his phone into his pocket, staring up at the sky. The summer caused the sky to look an orange-pink tint at this time - and it was beautiful. Regulus tilted his head back, his black curls falling backwards as he closed his eyes and inhaled this clean air. He was in a state of ecstasy until his phone once again vibrated by his hip. He fumbled for it, before reading the text with shaky hands.

Evan - 8:45

Turn around :P

He did as he was commanded, and swiftly did a full turn to hopefully spot Evan. He did. Evan was walking towards Regulus, his blonde hair bouncing as he went. Evan's hands were in the pockets of the grey 'YALE' hoodie which he was wearing. Regulus felt his gaze soften as Evan's thin lips quirked up at the side, forming that perfect smile which he had found himself craving like a drug. 

"What took you so long?" Regulus asked, stepping slowly towards his friend. "Usually the person doing the inviting arrives first, you know." He stated, a mixture of frustration and (platonic) love bubbling inside of his chest. 

"My twin sister in England wouldn't stop bugging me." Evan said, sighing as they began to walk side by side. "Barty says he's already at the smoothie bar, setting up his guitar and mic." His face morphed into a dreamy expression at the mention of Barty, even if he was the one to bring him up. 

"Isn't your sister coming down here?" Regulus asked, genuinely curious if another Rosier would be joining them.

"In a few years, Pandora's still half-fish right now." Evan casually said, his eyes glinting in jealousy. "She's so lucky!" he whined. Regulus had heard all about this already, so the initial shock had passed ages ago. Evan had told Regulus two years ago, when they'd been friends for about a year already. 

Turns out, his twin got lost when they were in Miami at the ripe age of six and stumbled into a cave, and after a swim under the full moon she had grown a tail when in contact with water. Being a silly six year old girl, his twin had spilled everything to Evan as soon as possible, and the pair had since been working hard to ensure that nobody finds out. Even their parents.

Not Regulus, apparently. 

"So you're thinking she'll get cured in a few years?" Regulus cocked an eyebrow at Evan, who had a sincere twinkle of hope in his eyes. Regulus felt a tinge of guilt in his chest, she'd been a mermaid for around eight years by now, and still hadn't gotten closer to a cure. Although, Regulus wouldn't mind being a merman, honestly.

He can't swim, but if he had a tail he'd definitely learn. Apparently, Evan's twin also had some sort of powers which came along with her mermaid tail. She could essentially turn water into a slime-like substance - which was the best power a six year old girl could probably think of. Anyway, Regulus craved meeting this girl, and maybe even testing out her abilities, wherever she is.

"Of course she'll get cured!" Evan declared, happily. "Pandora always works things out in the end, she's an upcoming scientist, you know?" He said with pride.

"Right." Regulus firmly nodded, as they arrived at the foot of the smoothie bar.  Regulus stepped inside the building - a vibrant and energetic smoothie bar where the fusion of delicious drinks and live music creates an unforgettable experience. As he stepped inside, the vibrant colours and lively atmosphere immediately captivated his senses. The air was filled with the sweet aroma of freshly blended fruits and the energising beat of live bands playing on a stage at the heart of the venue.

The smoothie bar itself was a kaleidoscope of fresh fruits, vegetables, and exotic ingredients, beautifully displayed in a rainbow of colours. Friendly and skilled baristas stood ready to craft personalised smoothie creations, incorporating everything from tropical fruits and nutrient-packed greens to super-foods and protein boosters.

 

The stage, adorned with pulsating lights and surrounded by an eclectic mix of seating, showcases local and emerging bands playing a variety of genres – from indie and rock to jazz and electronic beats. The music resonates through the venue, creating a dynamic and immersive experience for everyone present. Barty wasn't playing yet, so Regulus began to make his way towards the space in front of the stage.

 

The dance floor, strategically placed in front of the stage, was where the massive party unfolded. People of all ages and backgrounds come together, grooving to the rhythm, celebrating life, and sipping on their vibrant smoothies. The atmosphere was electric, with the music providing the perfect backdrop to the laughter, cheers, and the clinking of smoothie glasses.

 

Neon lights and glow-in-the-dark decor added a touch of magic to the party, creating an otherworldly ambiance. The walls are adorned with colourful murals depicting scenes of tropical paradise, reinforcing the idea that this was a place where people come to escape, unwind, and let loose.

 

Evan took Regulus' hand, and they both headed towards the stools placed in front of an island. Evan ordered the pair two mango smoothies, despite Regulus' calls of protest. They both sat there in comfortable silence, just as Regulus liked it. The buzzing room around them was far from silent, though. 

He sipped on his marigold-coloured beverage, as Evan glanced around the room, searching for Barty. They were head over heels for each other, that much was obvious. Regulus also joined in the search, but his eyes landed on another group. There were four people standing by the doorway, chatting amongst themselves. Regulus recognised them immediately of course, how could he not?

There stood Remus Lupin, his attractive charms and light chuckles lighting up the dimly lit corner with the four standing in. He was laughing along to whatever was being said, as he leaned casually against the girl next to him. Lily Evans, the girl with almost top grades in her year but was still no academic match for Lupin, had a perplexed expression fixed on her face, as her ginger hair bounced with every subtle movement of her head.

In front of her, Mary Macdonald was giggling, her brunette curls and beautiful smile almost matching that of Lupin's, and her soft eyes perhaps looked the most innocent of them all. No, that wasn't right. Because there was one who stood out the most, one who Regulus knew and hated all too well. One who Regulus couldn't bare to look away from. 

James Potter.

With his arrogant posture, charismatically gesturing for every word and laugh which fell from his gorgeous mouth. His voice was so annoying, it boomed as loud as the music, and rang in Regulus' ears continuously. He was wearing slacks and a baggy band-tee, compared to Remus' jeans and grandpa hoodie, and Mary and Lily's matching blue and pink silk dresses. He carelessly waved his hands around, not minding the fact that he accidentally knocked his drink slightly, and allowed it to spill onto the floorboards. 

His eyes were reflecting the light off of them, their usual amber hue being tainted by the light of the disco ball hung overhead. James was suddenly pulled onto the dance floor by his friend, Mary. She swayed her hips to the music, encouraging James to join in, although it didn't take much convincing. 

Regulus Black couldn't tear his gaze away from the dance floor, where James Potter moved with an effortless grace that seemed to defy the very laws of nature. The rhythmic beat of the music seemed to synchronize with the erratic thumping of Regulus's heart as he watched James twirl and spin, a captivating vision amidst the swirl of colours and laughter. 

Deep down, Regulus was acutely aware of the emotions stirring within him, a tumultuous storm of feelings that he vehemently denied. He told himself that it was merely hatred for James's undeniable charm and charisma, but the truth lingered in the corners of his mind, an unspoken secret that he dared not acknowledge.

 Regulus clutched his drink a little tighter, the cool exterior of the glass doing little to quell the heat that flushed his cheeks. As he continued to observe James from across the room, Regulus couldn't escape the undeniable truth that his heart betrayed with each longing look, an unspoken confession he refused to accept.

He nodded his head quickly, shaking off this feeling of pent-up frustration and anger which had built up inside himself from one look at James, making his cheeks grow red. He  scowled from across the crowded dance floor, watching James  effortlessly charm everyone around him. The way Potter laughed, his unruly hair catching the dim light, irritated Regulus to no end. 

He despised the boy's arrogance, the easy confidence that seemed to draw people in like a magnet. Regulus couldn't deny the growing awareness of Potter's presence, the subtle allure that made him question his own feelings. As the music played on, Regulus discovered an unexpected fascination for the very person he swore to dislike, a sentiment that crept into his heart without him realising it.

Again, he attempted to get rid of these thoughts, which he accomplished by turning to his right and noticing Evan flirtatiously punch Barty's side, which was strange seeing as Regulus didn't even notice Evan walking away from his side. Suddenly, Regulus was very aware that he was now alone in a crowded room, and panic began to creep up inside him. Breathing became more of a chore, and he struggled to control it. 

Regulus  felt the walls of the extravagant party closing in on him as he stood alone in a sea of revellers. The rhythmic thump of the music reverberated in his ears, creating a disorienting cacophony that seemed to magnify his isolation. Panic clawed at his chest, intensifying with each passing moment that Evan, his usual anchor in social situations, drifted away. 

Regulus's breaths quickened, and the crowded room felt suffocating. He scanned the throngs of people, desperately searching for the familiar figure of his friend. As the lights flashed and laughter echoed around him, Regulus grappled with the rising tide of anxiety, his heart racing as if trying to escape the confines of his chest. He bit his tongue; hard. The party, once a celebration, now transformed into a maze of discomfort, leaving Regulus yearning for the reassuring presence that had abruptly deserted him.

His mind began to race, and he could taste blood on his tongue. He clasped his eyes shut, trying to steady his breaths, before an unfamiliar feeling brushed against his arm. He opened his eyes, in a panic, before noticing who was next to him. Evan was back, holding onto his arm, mouthing words to him. Perhaps he was speaking, but Regulus could hear nothing but white noise.

Focusing on his presence, Regulus managed to calm down, and Evan offered him a worried expression. Regulus felt the corners of his mouth involuntary turn upwards, forming a small smile. They wordlessly stared at each other for a few seconds, before the all too familiar strum of a guitar overtook them, and they turned to see a familiar figure on stage.

Barty was up on stage, playing his electric guitar with his band all next to him. Barty's brunette hair was ruffled in a way which was common for him, he claimed it gave him a 'rebellious feel'. His piercings ran along both his ear, nose, eyebrows, lips and maybe more places Regulus hadn't noticed yet. He strummed the cords freely, confidently smirking down at himself.

Evan was drooling.

Singing vocals, was their friend Dorcas Meadowes. Dorcas was confident, mean and cool. Similar to Regulus, she hated people, but she wasn't as sarcastic as him. Her braids flew freely as she bounced on stage, singing into the microphone, unaware of the crowd watching. The two were looking for a drummer and pianist, but still sounded amazing for now. 

"They told him, "Don't you ever come around here"
"Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear"
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"


Dorcas and Barty loved Michael Jackson, honestly. Evan was mouthing the words as well, encouraging Regulus to join in. He would never. 

When they were about halfway through the song, onto a guitar solo, Regulus saw something suspicious happen out of the corner of his eye. He turned to face the group of four from before, who had turned into two. Potter and Mary were dancing along, despite disliking Dorcas and Barty as people. Evans and Lupin were stood together, tapping their feet along with the guitar when something weird seemed to occur.

Lupin was gesturing with his hands himself playing air guitar, unbothered by his drink flailing about. Evans looked cautious, and she watched the drink attentively, fake-laughing at Lupin's antics. Suddenly, the drink seemed to slightly spill on Evans, hitting her directly on the arm where her short-sleeved dress didn't cover. Lupin apologised frantically, but Evans darted instantly towards the bathroom in a state of panic.

Regulus grew increasingly more curious, as he swallowed, hard. She looked to be in quite a rush once she left, terrified, even. 

Weird.

 

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