Horace Slugbastard
I never thought Team phantom will grew so far.From a hidden club to the most powerful and feared crime organization which make narco trafficking seems like pissing babies.That growth came from the all students who joined stayed in Alola for the summer and also that a crime lord form Kanto decided to join all the others crime lords of the regions.
The « new » ones of Alola included.Guzma and me grew close with most of them.The ones of Hoenn,Maxie and Archie and of course their admins,Matt,Shelly,Courtney and Tabitha.The one from Sinnoh,the nihilist Cyrus,but our irresistible charm push him to become more open.The one from Kalos,the French Lysandre,the gossip girl notional.There is also Colress,the morally grey scientist,N the babygirl,Piers our favorite singer,don’t ask me why he were here,and the kid of crime lord of Kanto,Silver.
But in the others end of the spectrum,the abusing ghetis and the crime lord of Kanto Giovanni,these two were something…Nobody grew close of them,not even each others…So of course the team didn’t became,that was no chance to last…
But the others decided to merge their organization with the ours.Making Team phantom twice bigger baby !
I also decided to tell my parents to fuck off…The HQ of the team phantom,po town became the most futuristic city ever with the funds and brains of Lysandre,Cyrus and Colress.
A dwarf noctowl fly in my office and perch on the table.I take the message on their paws,that the old gizzer,he going to take Guzma and me,to Hogward,tomorrow .During the day,I make the others bosses,taking care of the grunts who are not students during the year.While the others,fly toward Hogward express ,we wait the old gizzer to come,outside Po town.
The old gizzer appears before us.He examine the now modernized city,curiously.Guzma grins. « Yeah a lot happened » « So I heard… » His words smell disappointment and really I predict it.He is a goody two shoes,after all.Before we take out our flying pokemon,he stop us,he going to teleport us here.
We shrug and touch his shoulders and our world go dark before going back.We are dizzy but slowly we going better,we are in a wizard village. The old gizzer walk toward a abandoned house,before we could ask questions. « Before we enter,I want happens in Wizarding world.The minister Fudge has been fired to be remplace by a old Auror… » « Yes what does that mean to us,same difference… » « No Y/N,Scrimgeour is far smarter than Fudge… »I mumble. « Like that difficult… » « We are here,specifically to recruiting the new professor of potions,Horace Slughorn » A new professor of potion,what happened to the old one…
He open the door,and the room is devastated.I feel a weird impression as I look the sofa.The old gizzer notice that too and use a spell on it,forcing it to untransform into a old man. «Need a hand to tidy this place,Horace ? » And so they use their stick to move everything in it into their natural place.I watched it annoyed before roll my eyes.Show off.Guzma is more panicked. « Fuck man,warns us damn it ! »
The new professor raise an eyebrow,judgmental.Not a other one…. The old gizzer smirk. « Meet the new chosen ones,the bosses the worldly feared Team phantom… » The new what now ? The new professor’s eyes widen. « Y/N and Guzma…That a infinite pleasure to meet you two… » He seems more polite now…I groans.I see your game,old bastard…Even Guzma grow more serious.« Ya seem not really pleased when y’a didn’t know that Ya bois were famous… »
The old gizzer say his work proposal,raising his hand like for shak on it.I didn’t notice until now,he wear now a ring with the symbol of Slytherin and the hand is shaking and almost purple.What happened ? Even the big bastard notice. I whistle to have his attention. « Hey,who did you tried to hide earlier ? » He seems disoriented. The old gizzer answers for him. « Horace hides from deatheaters.Horace,as you know Hogward is the most protected place in England… »
I groan.The old gizzer really need be more subtle,but that works.The old bastard hesitated to accept to become professor.He turned at us. « Unfortunately, I don’t think I will have the pleasure to welcome those two in class… » « Actually,Guzma and Y/N going to be in potion,muggles seems to be able to do fantastic potion… »That seems to makes accept the big bastard.
The old gizzer teleport us into the Hogward express.Hermione and Plumeria come at us,Gladion decide to stay with Silver in HQ.The old gizzer greets them and take the big bastard aside.We tell Plumes and Hermy what happened.Quickly the some of the students grunts greed us,the others the ones who agreed with Pinkbitch enter the train.Blondbastard seems just as depressed that Cyrus,Meaning a lot.
Pansies (Pansy) come at us,she sigh. « Londubat and the two muggles…the new teacher want to see you in his compartment the C »She walk away before one of the grunts beat her up.Look like we have no choice…We walk through the compartment,until we find the C.
The big bastard greet us,even we just meet him,not 1 hours ago.We find three students,one friend of blondbastard and two grunts.He try to greet us each other’s,even though we know them.His presentations are strictly on their famous family,he teached before…of course… He start to show his sadness about Harry’s death,I knew his mother.All of us share a stare,even with blondbastard’s friend.
Ginny enter,lean on the door, and wave at us.Her Lucario standing beside her. « Why you are here Ginny ? » « The new teacher saw the karate chomp,I did to Devon’s older sister,when she tried to beat them again » Guzma grins. « Look like Kuikui can be useful to something » Ginny give him finger guns.I roll my eyes and Guzma kiss my cheek.
The invitation is just a excuse to the big bastard,propose us to enter his private club.Let’s say not our style…Zabini walks through us at zoom the agonizing reunion ends.We communally roll our eyes. « Ginny,can you stop our friend ? » Ginny quickly tackle him on the wall. « What happened to Draco,Zabini ? » « Why would you care,muggle… » « Don’t be bitchy and answer,his parents are deatheaters and as you know,piss off Voldemort is our job… » « Then you know what happened to him… » I sigh and Ginny let him out.
« What did he mean,Boo ? » « Blondbastard might be a deatheaters now…and if I assume by his depressed look and the fact he is alone now,he didn’t wanted to »
The rest of the trip,was fill with us saying all the others what happened.