Team phantom VS Pinkbitch
The next month was uncharacteristically boring…I miss the last year’s championship.The only entertaining thing we have,are the pranks we pull and maybe Team phantom.Talking about it,we are doing the first training,we have with the team.The theory was fortunately finish.
They are doing their first battle between each other.Not doing spell,seems difficult for them.Hermione and Neville are doing pretty well though.They are doing a double battle against the twins and theirs Plusle and Minun,the twins are quickly defeated.They kinda fucked themselves,they chosen theirs pokemon.
To our surprise,Neville’s Skidoo evolve into Gogoat and Hermione’s Eevee evolve into Espeon.Gogoat now tows over Neville.Espeon jumps in Hermione’s arms.Plumes smiles at this.Guzma shows to Neville,he could ride Gogoat,Neville happily climb up on Gogoat’s back.Everyone else was stopped their training and are jealous to their evolved pokemon.I whistle. « Your pokemon will never level up,if you don’t train »
The next day,Hermione come at us worried,her pokemon couldn’t no more stay on her shoulder and not strong enough to carry them all time unlike me,is now walking beside her.We learn,she is worried again because some deatheaters escape prison.Finally something interesting…too bad a worker of the ministry died,a equivalent of a Nurse joy,a healer.
Our great dumbass inquisitor,writed a other decree which nobody will listen.Professors are no more allowed to talk to the students,about others subjects that the one they are assigned to.And the class of caring of magical creatures and also the class of divination,if I trust Redbastard,are obliged to be support the presence of pinkbitch.
The grap of the inquisitor on the school keep tightening.
That Valentine’s Day,the other holiday,I hate great…Hermione were confident enough to ask Plumeria to be her valentine,respect.Plumes accept it,amused to Hermione’s shyness.I kinda feel bad,to me,Guzma and Gladion spying on them,but I am French,gossiping is in my blood and they have noticed.They chuckles at that.
They go on the pub,where we started team phantom,Blondbitch 2 is here,looking annoyed.Plumeria and Hermione seems to have been expected them.Hermione seems to make a deal with her,Plumes being the threatening muscle.We can’t really listen,I wonder what is it about.
The next day,I got my answers,when Luna coma at us,her Cleffa on her shoulders,with a other kind of newspaper that usually.Plumeria and Hermione blackmailed Blondbitch to published the all truth to the Luna’s dad’s newspaper,where the ministry has no control.
As soon as Hermione and Plumeria walks towards us.Guzma takes the newspape,with a confused smile. « What’s the fuck is that? » « Where do you got the fucking idea,Hermione? » She hugs herself shyly. « Well I am not really got the idea,I just wanted to do it.. »Quickly,everyone got a newspaper in the hands,even Pinkbitch had to act and get out a new useless decree,threatening to be expelled to anyone have this newspaper.
Even more people have a copy and we have the time to sneak up some paint sprays to letting students tagging the office of Pinkbitch.Now that as some style.A other consequence is the room of requirement as to be enlarged,to the amount of students who enter Team phantom.
Quickly we could have the amount of a army.Now Pinkbitch could nearly count in two hands,the number of students she has.
Also Plumes and Hermione date now,we congratulate them of course,but that was expected by now.
But Pinkbitch couldn’t accept to not be in the spotlight for too long.The hall was fulled of students,encircling a shaking woman and Pinkbitch.Of what I overheard,the woman is a professor,well was,because Pinkbitch decided to fired her.That’s time,Hermione step up,Espeon threatening Pinkbitch. « STOP ! You can’t just fired her… » Pinkbitch turn her disgusting triomphant face toward her. « You have before employed a other professor » Hermy,Hermy still trying to be rational to dumbass…
Guzma get it and scream. « That wouldn’t work Bookworm ! » Hermione sigh,and turn a uncomfortable look to Plumes who give a thumbs up.Hermione seems to pull a switch and take off her stick. « Levioso ! » The spell hit Pinkbitch and she levitates,all she can do is listen. « I getting down of y-your b-bullshit,Pinkb-itch… » Wow,baby first swear~ « Repulso ! » Pinkbitch is expulsed into the ground.Hermione check on the now unfired professor as everyone applauds Hermione.I’m so proud…
We were doing a other training session,when the door open,showing Pinkbitch and her only supporters with a disgusting smile.I give them the middle fingers.We didn’t have the time to order a move that me and Guzma were stupefied.The others did have more luck this time and succeed to get out. Pinkbitch’s supporters drag us to her office.The old gizzer, the professors and the minister waiting for us.The old gizzer turn to Pinkbitch with severity. « Unstupefied them Dolores »She reductivly does.
We get up. I want to qualify something.« We regret shit »Guzma chuckles at that.The old gizzer seems pleasantly surprised. « We don’t ask you too,I assume you are the ones who give our students their new companion » The minister seems less pleased,Don’t tell he is still hold a grudge… « I knew you wouldn’t recognize the full consequences of your actions » Pinkbitch is so simping that disgusting… « Eat shit,fuck face,Tamed pokemon never anyone,unless we order them to »
He seems furious,disgustingly. « THAT STAY ILLEGAL ! »Guzma spit on his shoes. « Like we ever care » I roll my eyes. « Not when assholes are involved…Who snitched us ? » He sigh. « No one…your way to thinks as poisoned their young souls » « Awww Thanks » He sigh more annoyed but have some triomphant look. « That seems evident that this school needs a tight hold… » « What? have you finally grow some brain cells and fired Pinkbitch ? » He chuckles,not good. « To the contrary,Dolores Umbridge… » « Y’a maked a mistake,that umbitch » « I was saying young man,that I assigned,our dearest Dolores Umbridge is now the headmaster of Hogwarts »
Wait what…