Own my mind: Keeping secrets from your brother, harry potter - j. k. rowling fanfic

Hoffiyen

Characters

Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier

Tags

Fluff Angst Angst with a Happy Ending Tooth-Rotting Fluff Texting Alternate Universe - Muggle Author Is Sleep Deprived Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Regulus Black Lives Regulus Black is a Little Shit Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies Pansexual James Potter POV James Potter Gay Regulus Black Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship POV Regulus Black James Potter Lives Drunk Texting tagging is hard Title from a Måneskin Song

Summary

So, I came up with what I thought was a very original idea, only to realise a few days later that it wasn't so original after all, anyways I'm still going for it.WELCOME TO MY JEGULUS ADVENT CALENDER!Originally, it was meant to be only texting fanfictions because they are so silly, but there are also a few face-to-face scenes. But like, it doesn't matter.What does matter is that, while I try to make everything fit together nicely, this is not a coherent story. Every story/texting fanfiction can easily be read separately. However, I will make them slowly fall in love over time, so it’s kind of a coherent story, without being a coherent story. For example, in the first few days, Regulus doesn't see James as a friend at all, while he the last couple of days before Christmas, he is deeply in love with his boyfriend. You get it? Hopefully.Anyways, enjoy, fvckers. And remember this is just for the shit and giggles, if you don't feel like reading this, feel free to leave.

Note

Okay, so this is the first posted story, and I want to apologize in advance for how much I need to clarify and mention right now. I promise you, starting from tomorrow, there will be no long intros. I'll still rant in the end notes, but that's also very necessary.If you really don't give a fvck, then of course, you can skip all this, but I would appreciate it if you read this because I really enjoy wasting peoples time :)First of all, I know this might sound like I'm trying to be y/n, but I'm not. English is not my mother tongue, and most of these fics have been cheked for grammar mistakes by an Ai. Please don't judge me. How the fvck am I supposed to know where to put commas???Other than that, I'm fifteen years old, and I'm not perfect, far from it. So, while I would really, really appreciate your opinions, please don't be rude. If you have any tips on how I could improve, please do share with the class.A big part of the stories I post (one for each day until the 24) are texting fanfictions. Evan those that are face-to-face are also mostly focused on the conversations, though there are exceptions. There always are.Also, I came up with this whole idea and concept a week ago, so some of these are rushed. I'm truly sorry, but this was very spontaneous.If you were wondering, the title has nothing to do with the actual content of this fanfic. It's the title of the song I have listened to the most in 2023. So, the fic name is honestly just an homage to the Måneskin song.Anyways, I think that was it, please enjoy.And if you have time, please tell me what you think in the comments – whether it's feedback (good and bad), your opinion on the plot, grammar mistakes (I apologize in advance), or maybe you just want to gossip about something.Love you, mwah

Keeping secrets from your brother

April 21, 2025 at 03:22 AM

James – 04.19 PM

REGULUS

PLEASE, LOVE, CHECK YOUR PHONE

Regulus – 04.20PM

Can't it wait?

I'm almost at your house.

James – 04.20 PM

DONT COME INSIDE

Regulus – 04.20 PM

What’s wrong?

Did you burn something?

James, are you okay?

James – 04.21 PM

I’M NOT OKAY

Regulus – 04.21 PM

James, you’re worrying me

What's going on?

James – 04.21 PM

YOUR BROTHER IS HERE

Regulus – 04.22 PM

Why, though?

Can't you make him leave?

James – 04.22 PM

I THINK HE KNOWS

Regulus – 04.22 PM

Knows? About what?

James – 04.22 PM

Regulus – 04.23 PM

James, there is no way he knows

James – 04.23 PM

HE JUST RANDOMLY SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE, REG

Regulus – 04.23 PM

He usually does that

James – 04.24 PM

NORMALLY HE GIVES MA A WARNING AT LEAST

ALSO, HE’S BEEN ACTING SO WEIRD AND SUSPICOUS SINCE HE ARRIVED

Regulus – 04.24 PM

Suspicious how?

James – 04.24 PM

HE WONT LEAVE

Regulus – 04.25 PM

He's your best friend and he practically lives more in your house then in his own

James – 04.25 PM

YEAH, BUT I TOLD HIM I’M BUSY AND HE’S STILL CONTENT ON STAYING

I'VE PRACTICALLY TRIED TO THROW HIM OUT SEVERAL TIMES

ALSO, HE KEEPS ASKING ME RELATIONSHIP-RELATED QUESTIONS

Regulus – 04.26 PM

Does he know you’re texting me right now?

James – 04.26 PM

I’m hiding in the bathroom

Regulus – 04.26 PM

Of course, you are

James, I'm outside right now, what do I do?

James – 04.26

HIDE

Regulus – 04.27 PM

James, I brought my bike with me, he’s going to recognize it whether I'm hiding or not

James – 04.27 PM

THEN HIDE IT TOO

Regulus – 04.27 PM

That's your solution? To hide?

James – 04.27 PM

YES

Regulus – 04.28 PM

I'm dating kid

James – 04.28 PM

AND HE VERY DON'T WANT TO DIE AT THE HAND OF YOUR BROTHER

Regulus – 04.28 PM

He's your best friend

James – 04.29 PM

AND YOUR BROTHER HE’S GOING TO KILL ME

Regulus – 04.29 PM

James, get out of the bathroom and stop hiding. You go find Sirius and tell him you need him to leave and then I'll wait by the backdoor with my bike so he doesn’t see me

James – 04.30 PM

Okay

James – 04.31 PM

FUCK

Regulus – 04.31 PM

What now?

James – 04.31 PM

HE’S GONE

LIKE GONE I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS

REGULUS, HIDE

HE’S GOING TO KILL US

James – 04.32 PM

REGULUS I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS

Regulus – 04.32 PM

Okay, calm down, James

relax

I'm hiding in the bush

I think I see him

James – 04.32 PM

WHERE IS HE???

Regulus – 04.33 PM

He just got in his car

And now he’s driving away

James – 04.33 PM

What? Really?

Regulus – 04.34 PM

Yes

James – 04.34 PM

Oh, wait, he’s texting me

Regulus – 04.34 PM

What does the text say?

James – 04.35 PM

Regulus – 04.35 PM

What?

James?

James – 04.36 PM

Okay, so I might have misjudged the situation a bit

Regulus – 04.36 PM

James, what did he say?

James – 04.36 PM

Sooo

James – 04.37 PM

He might have accidentally kissed Remus yesterday and now he’s freaking out, because they were supposed to meet up for coffee today, but he wasn’t sure if Remus would actually show up which explains why he was asking about relationships and why he wouldn’t leave me alone

And now Remus just texted him, so he had to leave instantly

Regulus – 04.38 PM

So, what you’re telling me is that I'm hiding in a bush for no reason?

James - 04.38 PM

Do you know that I love you very dearly?

Regulus – 04.38 PM

I'm coming inside

And then I'm going to kill you

James – 04.39 PM

Please don’t, love<3