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Chapter 1

Y/n POV

Waking up in Naruto - of all places and people - after being in the afterlife for centuries - I don't know, time isn't linear there. I am in a two-year-old Naruto Uzumaki body, with both Naruto and Kurama in the same body as me. Might I add, I am female, with two boys and one male body. TOGETHER, sharing a body. A few minutes later... Absolute fucking Chaos. Luckily it was daytime and no one was really in the building so yeah… no interruptions. Which - once we all met, yelled, introduced ourselves, and sat down together for the first time - was a ride, and loud, and we talked it all out.

They didn't believe my story at first, I wouldn't either if I were them. Thankfully, having all my memories of my past life (s) - D&D nights in the afterlife was super cool! I remember information about and what happens/happened about certain things and people - but now that I'm here it could be very different or the same, so don't get your or my hopes up we'll get there when we get there. I explained and showed them my proof of it all, and had both of them verify it. This was very interesting and amusing because a two-year-old and a giant fluffy fox looked entirely enthralled with the information and knowledge, asking me several questions. One is some of my past life skills and talents. Surprisingly, I can use, re-gain, or retain skills from then and get better or have new ones here - along with this (and others) world's arts and crafts, there were a lot of classes and conventions in the afterlife and people were bored sometimes.

One of said skills/powers being to - no, not clone Naruto, but close - multiply into more than one of "me" permanently, the main drawback of this is it takes a fuck ton of energy/chakra from every element, including nature, meaning we would have to master sage arts to a high level or completely. Along with a few other drawbacks, that would sooner or later be named and or visible, depending on the case and this world's rules. So, yes we will at least try to attempt it. We would have to be outside of the village and extremely well-maintained and hidden to do so and get away with it. We would get our bodies and such, the only other downside is that we would be connected to one another on borderline inappropriate content and level. More so than what we are now. But the possibility of having fox ears and tail(s) for the two 'humans' and a majestic 'human-like form' for Kurama would be worth it, I think... Ok for me, I would not know about the others though. And I’m not going to pry into it.

Now I don't mind all that much, being with them - just being stuck in the same body for the long term at the moment - and I am more than willing to share the knowledge and information I have on them and the animes of my past life - 'yes, Naruto, you were the main character and the show was named after you' - along with the huge fan base it had(still is) with them. I wasn't a hardcore Fan but my friend XXXXX was and that's where I got a large amount of the information/future sight from - hours and weeks of Naruto anime and movie watching, non-stop. Kurama ended up coming clean about the story of the Kyuubi attack and that he didn't hate Naruto - or me, thank goodness - but he just didn't want to get hurt and abused, again. Very understandable and I have a feeling I might have to make a few stops at certain times and people to have a small "talk" with them. Naruto also came clean about having an idea about the whole thing but wasn't sure or able to bring himself to confront the issue yet. Again understandable, note to self; find the assholes and have a "Talk" with them too. But thankfully for the two sweet(and better) boys. The whole thing brought the two closer, like that of a pair of brothers not really by blood, but something stronger. The two of them included me, as the sister/Aunty of our new group. I don't mind, but we would have to find a way to block the ... Invasive type of connection between the three of us for ourselves and each other's sakes. 

Sadly time was of the essence, and we needed to get a leg up to survive this world.

So with the information and knowledge I have, the determination and spite of both Naruto and Kurama, we worked on unlocking our chakras and gaining absolute control of them - no matter how large. All agreed to lay off the pranks for the first few weeks, thank the Gods and deities. We planned accordingly, how, when, and what we have and are going to be doing.

1. We had to go out and "accidentally '' see and overhear a few ninja groups training, playing the "mystified child" with trauma was easy. We now had our "excuse" and found all the necessary tools and places to use and stay to live at. Where did we get them, you ask? Funny, what kind of treasure could one find in the trash of others? We have a lot of Clan scrolls and such now, it doesn't take much time or effort to fix/clean/remake/ or even repurpose them. Thanks to yours truly, and Kurama wanting something to do out of sheer boredom. A stupidly large amount of them too. These dumbasses are getting complacent and dull.

During one of these said outings we meet Hinata, a little earlier than I thought we would meet, but none of us are complaining and got back home from the snow outside. Naruto gave her the canon speech and waited for her to be safe inside, before moving back to the village orphanage, talking to his "imaginary friends" , a small show for the stalkers that looked at us. We, collectively, decided to mess with all of them. 

"Nana, those being with the white mask are something else" Naruto turned to face his 'nana' while looking like a child talking to his family or friend, which got everyone's attention. Some were sweating profusely and others like the kid was crazy.

"..." Naruto, not one to half-ass while messing with people continued to act his part flawlessly. And he waited for an 'answer' from Nana.

"What do you mean their faceless re-reanimate- gr, re-an-a-mated snowman's?!" Shocked and fearful, with a hint of irrationality at his messing up of words. This started to give an 'itch' for the 'marked' masked ANBU.

"..." Naruto waited again, then looked confused about what was 'said' but very concerned.

"So, they attack to steal the faces and things of others because of jealousy and greed of their king snowman Snow-zo? Who was originally responsible for them losing everything they had and cared for?! Wow, that is messed up" said Naruto, sad and scared. Then a slight change into a loving irrigation of a face when his 'Nana' responded again.

"Yeah, yeah, I'll be safe...*blush and a slight pout lip came to view with a slight 'startle'* Hey! That was one time! Dattebayo!" The boy's acting skills were drama club and class worthy, changed his face to an embarrassed blush and a chubby cheek pout that made Everyone watching want to poke and squeeze and squish it. Good transaction and distraction, leaving a hint here and there. All the while still making his way to the orphanage.

Time continued to pass. Not totally in our favor, but we would have to make do.

2. We - thanks to my information and the excuse to "seeing" the Shadow Clone Jutsu being used by the ninja in the village area - used the clones to help learn our Chakra, Chakra control; basic to the mid-range scale for now, hedge Jutsu, Tai Jutsu, yoga, meditation, gymnastics, dance(yes I was a dancer and when I said and pointed out that there are similar movements, along with using it to excited and piss others off, the boys were totally on board), exercise and weight training, construction and crafting skills, numbers and thinking ahead, observation and analyst skills, speaking reading and writing in; Japanese, English, and Fuin-Jutsu(sealing art) fluently. Not to mention musical instruments, drums, string types, wind types, and singing. Thanks to the young flexible minds of children and the seemingly endless energy, we had to find and make up more things to do in this time. 

This is going splendidly and the pace seems to have quickened bit by bit. The Chakra control, yoga, and meditation helped greatly in that regard. We - with the help of Kurama - got a lot of Chakra control done by ourselves as he checked and watched our chakras. Explaining the process and sometimes showing us the exercise done properly several times, along with getting us to feel it to reproduce it ourselves. Thank the greater beings for Shadow Clones and their usefulness, we regularly used them for anything and everything once we got the hang of it. This sped up the process a bit more too.

3. Once good enough at all this and especially Fuin-Jutsu, we snuck out of the village and shook our followers - stalkers, Y/n they are Stalkers - and started to set up our new home far enough away from the village, hidden enough from all being but us, but still close enough to do and get things we may need later. Got a special sealing barrier, only we - Kurama Naruto and I - could see and get in, using our souls as the 'key codes' to even get in along with a stupidly large amount of security seals for very smart reasons; in case of mind control, GenJutsu, body control snatch and so on, it would put a stop to them all completely and none of the outsiders or 'guests' arts or Jutsu would work for them there if they had somehow got past ALL the traps and seals - lethal and non-lethal. The barrier is a fully functional 360° that could take a full assault from all the Biju at once and not even scratch the thing, still functional and looking even better than before. This was a blessing and a great amusement to watch when it was in the experiment phase. 

A specially made tree house will be our home - a Sakura tree(don't worry Naruto doesn't have a crush on Sakura from team 7, thank you, nothing against her; he just could have done so much better, he did in the end but still). I quickly re-worked into the very tree a colorful - nearly a full rainbow colored - shining light Sakura tree, the petals looked entirely enthralling and magical, much like from the Anime ``Fairy Tail" (that both Boys were hooked on, especially team Natsu, and the other dragon slayers, both itching to re-create all the moves and such into proper Jutsu or 'clan' arts here) that would be in full bloom always and only glow the brightest at night. Within the tree itself and in the tall strong branches, inspired by the tents and trunks of Harry Potter and the long numbers of D&D campaigns I did and ended up showing the two boys. Now our home to be was the size of a large six bedroom, five bathrooms, large two-story library, three studies, large kitchen, walkin freezer, fridge, and Bantry, extra large dining room, hugely large living room, a giant dojo in the first basement, and a triple extra large storage room, all with working electronics and electricity, all of which was using clean green energy. Sadly not all the rooms are furnished. Thankfully several 'doors' to the home were all over the place but only we or guests could even find let alone use the doors. 

Along one of the sides of our tree house a large garden and a small-ish farm barn, full of some chickens, cows, pigs, and horses, with the help of space, time, and size seals and 'magic' they had enough room they needed -plus some - and were extremely healthy - thanks to the time seals getting them back to their youthful primes. A Two car sized garage for our bigger non-lethal projects to go, that was on the other side of the 'farm'. 

Our crystal lake, and stream, are a few yards away at the 'backyard' of our house and property. A natural hot spring - that I had to redo four times to not hinder/get in the way of the natural way of nature or be overly uncomfortable for all of us - on the other side of the tree house, clear open air and heavily guarded with our most powerful and effective seals along with lethal seals and traps in case of snoopers and perverts. 

All are well worth the wait, time, and effort in making it possible. It was ALL self-sustaining too. So fucking worth it!

4. We had to get money and such for a large number of things and reasons. So we made basic seals for ninjas: the boom/explosion seals, slight weight, and gravity seals. We made a great deal of those once we got enough Chakra paper and ink - and when we finally got the right recipes to make our own. We even made space and storage scrolls - only a few - and got a shit ton of cash from just the one scroll we sold, we decided to make a few more 'fancy' ones while organizing them to small storage up to large "you can fit an entire clan compound and then some in here" to sell at a range of prices, and to keep a good few for ourselves. Still, we did not do enough to get noticed by anyone -including the ANBU and ROOT - thank goodness.

Now we were a bit ahead of time in our special plan. Why is that?

Because of me, yeah my stupid ass, showing both Naruto and Kurama that 'original canon' timeline - is what we call it, for our sakes - they gained that timeline powers, skills, knowledge, and comprehension on stuff a lot quicker than we - mostly me - had hoped, I wanted to take it a little slower - for Naruto and Kurama sakes - but even if I had originally thought they would. They are Naruto and Kurama. They do impossible shit daily. God dammit.

So... After a long talk, and agreeing to pace ourselves to enjoy what little time of 'peace' and childhood we have here in the now, we agreed to move on to other things that might help us in the long run while still enjoying the childhood we had felt. We even went through some of my past experiences and knowledge of other “worlds”, “universes”, “multiverses”, and stories from my past life to begin the re-creation of a few of them. The ones that caught their eyes at least.

Number one is Occlumency; the art of protecting and organizing one's mind from invaders, illusions, forced mind control, and the better - if not, complete - control of one's emotions. From Harry Potter and the “Wizarding World”.

This would work here in this world just as well if not better than I have calculated. It would just be slightly harder to get started is all. Kurama was all for it and Naruto simply loved to learn new things and skills so all of us worked on it at least three times a day for weeks on end. The first steps of mastering it and the recreation were done quickly thanks to the now months of experience and training.

The second thing we wanted to recreate was outfits. I had to fight tooth and nail to get them to agree to this, but I did! Thanks to my copy and paste skill, so long as I have the materials and the image, I can make them in droves, and I can do it to the outfits I saw on the internet and Pinterest too. Sadly I can't do the same for the people and cute creatures I saw there but oh well - I can make the stuffed animal/pillows versions though. Now I am working on making and getting more fabrics and materials for this project. Which is going great thanks to the Hedge Jutsu and Shadow Clones.

As for the third, Naruto wanted to recreate and master his old personal Jutsu, and bring it to a whole new level. Now he can, thanks to my information and memories - yes I copied and pasted ALL of them down onto data banks and such for later use, even the 18+ ones that he somehow found after I had hidden them and made sure that they could not find them. The little brats still found them. But I digress. The Sexy Jutsu was the first he mastered and took it to a whole new level. It was awe-inspiring and horrifying, I feared for his enemies. Even Kurama had to take several steps back after he - Naruto - again mastered and leveled up his third S now SS-Rank Jutsu.

 Kurama wanted some of the cool jewelry he saw in the memories and added a seal and Chakra Crystals to it as an extra power source. Who am I to deny him?

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Thanks to the Shadow Clones we could work on our other projects and goals too. A few hundred working on each element and one hundred working on the Sage Arts which we are extremely close to mastering, another couple hundred working on seals, reading, and writing, and some working on my loom fabric maker and furs. Some on musical instruments and singing. In one of the said projects, the clones worked on being extra food, alcohol, and special Chakra Crystals all well preserved and sealed away. Others worked on the paperwork for the purchase of our home and the surrounding area with the Fire Lord(I forgot his actual title), which was going great and would be finalized by the tenth of October, Naruto Uzumaki's date of birth.

Speaking of...

It's been almost a year now that we have been here together. Tomorrow being Naruto's birthday, we gathered all of our belongings and money we had and moved out of the orphanage that morning. Leaving a sad sappy note to the head manager, in messy handwriting - we have to give them the child illusions - that Naruto knew he would be kicked out and that he was volunteering to leave them but still hoped and wished the best for them. We even left a small notebook for each child as a 'see you later, since goodbyes are sometimes hard and sad' as an added protection for the children there, we knew we couldn't save them all it isn't possible, even if we shared our information and knowledge with the Hokage and the others right now, it would do very little sadly. Said protection is being tracked and 100% observation in all categories - mental health, emotional health, physical health, Chakra system health and control, thought process, and conversation recording seals that would print and have the data recorded at our house in one of the storage rooms. To top it off we left clues for the ANBU to find... After seven-ish years if they STILL couldn't find or notice us missing. The seals are amazing. 

Once safely away from the village - which was stupidly easy - and in our home we sent shadow Clones to settle the rest of the things inside and prepare for the separation of us body-wise. After mastering the Sage Art along with the high level of almost mastery of the elements and readying the 'ritual' as we called it for fun. It was already noon and we were extremely healthy and ready to have our bodies. 

So we begin...pain, panting, some muffled screaming, and finally three separate bodies in our genders - thank goodness - though instantly, we all knew Kurama would only be able to have this form of 'freedom' for a few hours at a time still being connected to Naruto, but would steadily increase as time would go on and as Naruto grew older and stronger. This was the rule or boundary, we had suspected would be there because of the Death Reaper Seal. Thankfully, we had talked about this scenario long before, just in case and Kurama was okay with it so long as he could have 'personal time' too which was very important to all of us, so we all agreed. The fox human rocked his sexy 'gentleman in the streets' look and his poses - sorry stretches - were very sexy 'beast in the sheets' look, so I think he's half doing it on purpose and yet not. O’ well, not my problem. 

The next thing I noticed was the extra ears, sharp nails, horns, and tails that seemed to change almost constantly on my body. Let alone the constant 'human' body changes. Quickly getting into a meditation controlled the change completely after thirdly minutes of construction meditation state. I had long wavy gold stained silver hair with the traditional Uzumaki red on the undercut of my hair. My eyes are two different colors, the right a bright darker blue color, the other a shocking magical bright purple. The body grew from a two-year-old to ten - at the moment - years of age, so in basic terms... I'm like Nezuko but not a full-on demon psycho but still have the cool and fun perks - more on the fox side. Since it's not a hedge or a normal transformation Jutsu, I could just say it's a family bloodline limit that I could probably teach but not likely succeed. A Tanrika Bloodline Limit. Hehehe, I’m going to have so much fun! 

Naruto looked healthy three-four ish years old as if years of malnutrition and abuse seldom happened at all. He too had an extra set of ears, sharp nails, and tails all of a fox, and very similar to a grumpy fox we both know. It took some time for the guy to "put away" the ears and tails, though it was adorable to watch. Still, he was only three with the mental state of a thirty-something-year-old, especially after the “Download incident”.  

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Okay... 

So, it turns out that with the split up we did, our bodies, Chakra Pools, and Chakra Control … Well, it went to shit and chaos... as in our human counterparts Chakra Pools are now ten times bigger than before and our control is said Chakra went out a fifty store building window and died. It would take a great amount of time to relearn the basics as we now know we have our bodies and such. But the 'ritual' did have some more drawbacks that I didn't know of beforehand, oh well. At least now I know.

So relearning everything this time was a lot easier and faster than last time, and we decided to take several steps to ensure that we have more than enough Chakra and Chakra Control. However, I wanted to take the Chakra Control to a higher level for all of us in any way possible, all while still living our lives. So once we got our basics mastered again; tree walking, water walking, leaf exercise, the one-finger balancing weapons, up-side-down walking, and so on. But better yet, being able to hold onto all of this one at a time for hours, then to do all of them at once for hours on end, kind of mastering, we all agreed to more serious training. Taking it up several naches, purely focusing on gathering, controlling, and molding Chakra and all of the types available to us. For years, we re-learned, reworked, stored, and enlarged our Chakra Pools, by doing versions of the hundreds of healing/strength/and some of our seals in several places of our bodies, constantly. Adding the extra mile of controlling and molding Chakra to our whims and imagination. Doing more than one Chakra control exercise at once, for hours on end, we mastered it after a few short years. Then going so far as to Infuse the chakra into every cell in our bodies kind of thing. This soon would - especially for me - go to higher levels, all different for each of us but powerful nonetheless.

Thankfully, we were also not slaking on our other work, projects, and Money making. Having our clones do most of our work on seals, gathering supplies, fixing/tinkering, and learning other skills and Jutsus, even the odd jobs in and outside of the village. Some of our clones were having to pop one every thirty minutes and add more clones every hour, on top of that. 

"Thank Kami we learned Occlumency or this would be a greater pain in the ass" I spoke with the release of an exhausted sigh.

The two boys agreed with an empathetic hum.

While doing all the Chakra Control training and the other physical and mental training on top of that while still somehow managing to keep some personal time for ourselves.

 This extreme training and schedule went on for four years. 

At this time we rarely go to the village and interact with the people there. Naruto used his newfound skills and freedom to prank the fuck out of the village and clans, while also leaving a long list of failing weaknesses and information/proof of things, securities, people, and places that were extremely needed to know. Kurama helps Naruto with all of this too. Kurama and Naruto laughed mechanically the moment their pranks went off. The scariest tag team for pranks ever created in the Ninja world.

Each clan got hit, the civilians, people of ‘high-standing’ got it too. Nothing leath or overly damaging.

Criminals(who were yet to be caught) got out by having their clothes turned into cartoon prisoner outfits and all their crimes written out or said by their mouths. None of them were able to take it off or stop themselves.

Civilians' clothes were transformed into carnival clowns. Make-up was done as such too! No matter what they did, everything turned into costumes. The children loved it though, they got the ‘cool’ or ‘cute’ outfit changes.

The clans got ones that would drive them up a walk. 

• Nara Clan knew not to sleep and was constantly on an energy high for a week. They got nearly 70 weeks' worth of work done in that one week alone. Not even the children were spared.
• Akimichi Clan slept through the whole thing, without food - the children were constantly fed though - through the help of seals there were no worries in their family jutsu usage, so no worries. 
• The Yamanaka Clan never were able to wear matching, proper, or "non-youthful" clothes, much to their pain and sorrow, many green beasts were walking around that week. Might Gai was ecstatic.
• Hyuga Clan turned into sparkling bitches, were unable to use their DoJutsu, and the elders were unable to use the seal on any of them either. Panic and chaos were the main characteristics of the adults but the children loved the Sparkles and competed against the others of who was the best with sparkles. After hours of panic, some of the adults joined in on the kid's fun.
• The Uchiha clan all turned into some sort of animal-human mix or full-on animals at random, mostly some sort of bird or cat; only a small few were other animals though. But most of them turned into ducks, it was glorious. The children loved it and a few Uchiha were spotted laughing at and with one another about it. They later tried to deny it.

No clan was left out of this.

And on it went, everyone got hit, even the Hokage - redoing all of his paperwork again and again for the whole week - not even the ANBU were spared - Root got hit too. The ANBU/ROOT turned into colorful maid/butler idols and such, for the whole week unable to stop it or get rid of any of them - while also undoing the seals on the ROOT members, not that they knew or noticed.

The three of us left the Hokage a taunting letter about the pranks and knowledge, and we know the secret to successfully defeating the greatest enemy of the Hokage; paperwork. Challenge and bet him, if he could find and capture us we would give him the secret and more, but if he failed we would continue our raid and curse him and the village with 10 times the paperwork for the rest of their lives - not that we could but we would try nonetheless. We gave them seven years - the seals on the orphanage were three years till they expired at this time. We signed it as the "three keys".

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Every year the pranks got worse and worse. However, the promised secrets and rewards - that we added over the years - were too good to pass up apparently. The whole village upped their game and started to give the boys a challenge. That and I have a good feeling that many of them want to get revenge while also getting the rest of the info on the village traitors. So really it was a win-win-win situation.

During those times Naruto saved Hinata from getting kidnapped and such. While I saved both of the Hyuga twins from dying, handing over evidence and undeniable proof to them and the Hokage. Along with a lovely hint to "'their' bird cage seal" and how it was an Uzumaki seal they - the elders - stole from the clan to control the branch members like prisoners and hopefully the village at a later time. Kurama helped in the research of that and how to undo it, along with getting the family scrolls for us from the Uzumaki and Senju compound - and the destroyed Uzushio. It could only be undone by a level 15 Uzumaki seal master. Of course, this painted the elders badly and yet gave the rest of them hope. After the first pranks on the village the Hyuga Clan elders slowly couldn't use the pain part of the seal no matter how hard they tried unless it needed to be used, which was very rare. The younger people in the clan quickly noticed that, staying quiet about it, and starting to feel grateful for it, even if their saviors had to hide it in the pranks.

 This just helped the clan with everything as a whole and they sent out search parties for the people responsible for the discovery and helping the clan. The love sparks came flying out, little Hinata knew one of the people responsible and exactly who it was, and stalked him endlessly. From what Kurama and I saw we got started on the wedding planning and training requirements for her, it’ll be bigger than the Canon timeline. Also, I am not passing up getting an op Hinata, so we - yes I wrapped the boys into this - started to build a new training ground for her - and us as an excuse for where we trained. Two days later we were done and already using it, with Hinata watching and sometimes joining in of course. After her fainting spells and such. Later we would find out that she was a natural in the medical and Tai Jutsu fields, and to keep her away from wipes or Benson needles. 

Speaking of training, our training was going great.

Naruto masters things one after another, in a very Naruto way. He was a level 9 Sealing Master at 6 years old, who can start making what I ask for at the slight descriptions I gave. The elements and his special Jutsu at mastered god level as time went on. His physical exercise on top of all that was doing him well, he was no longer Chakra Drunk. He can now focus a lot better overall. Over the years of training and mastering, his body changed greatly. From the small almost sickly sunshine child to a beautiful handsome perfectly mussel fat portion. His skin was still sun-kissed, his eyes a living ocean blue, hair long golden blonde mostly tied back with a slight buzz cut in the back. The guy's version of the 'hundred healing' and the 'strength of a hundred' was very similar to the sun seal he got from Sage of the six paths. One on each limb, his forehead, chest, lower back, and on both his hands; front and back (Though to activate it all at once with the transformation and all that, a key phrase was needed for it to activate). His clones helped in learning everything in the academy already and decided to only take the main necessary tests in person.

Kurama can now go around without his Chakra leaking out, so he's just an attractive civilian as far as anyone else was concerned. It was tough training for him but he did it. Along with going out for longer periods, he could even instantly go back to the "chambers' ' in Naruto almost at will from miles away. It was great for making a quick getaway. He is still milking it for all its worth, he is also a part-time model for other agents and my outfits and remakes. The guy is kind of always at his peak physically and at Chakra, everything-wise, so he mostly supervised our training and our projects when he felt like it. His recon in the village and such did us plenty of good quality things and information for our hobbies - his and Narutos' pranks. He even helped me with dealing with the newly formed Akatsuki and gave them the truth of our village and the corrupt Root organization and their plan for them, giving them special Substitution Jutsu Seals just in case, and asked them to play along for now till they could get away safely. Kurama didn't mind playing the messenger since he got to experience outside the village for a long period, to test how long and how far the range and limit were. He was feeling extremely satisfied with it, so both Naruto and I decided to celebrate the 'success' with a party and gifts. 

I, on the other hand, am a decent master in the elements, like the avatar but less overly powerful, and fluent, still enough to not need to use the Chakra signs. This kind of... pissed me off, because I was kind of hoping to get to Naruto level on that... but I am mastering Chakra control to god level at the least even if it kills me. I also picked up Medical NinJutsu, and it helped me to up my control and physical exercise greatly. And have been greatly successful in doing so, so far. Even started to make my own special 18+ Healing no Jutsu much like the Sexy no Jutsu but of my version for healing and pleasure purposes. Thanks to my otherworldly knowledge I had it worked amazingly and so thoroughly - I tested it out in the RedLight district. I also found that I have a great liking and talent for GenJutsu, though mine seems to be very different from the usual ones. Mostly because I just wanted to use it for fun and performances for my and sometimes others needs/wants. So it's non-threatening and even the "masters" of truth and GenJutsu (the Hyuga and Uchiha clans) wouldn't be able to break it easily let alone see through it. Thankfully, I am still working on my other skills and hobbies. My clones helped me greatly, learning a new language was a beast itself, now on top of that my side business development is still going well, making fashion, charms, and jewelry, and my new Bento boxes styles for different clans. Or my Writer's Persona; Lady Carmine. Along with all her books and how-to guilds. ALL of it is VERY popular in the village when I set up shop stalls in the market near the 'Red Light District' still going on good business days - scared a very perverted sage author. So I was making good progress money-wise, skills, learning, and research-wise by myself for the most part.

Collectively we made hundreds of millions of yen and more a year. We had our bank accounts, details, and of course different personas for them, just in case. One can never be too safe.

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It was Naruto's 11th birthday party tomorrow and we planned to stay home and just chill out with presents, like almost every year before - sometimes Hinata would come and hang out with us. Regardless of how busy school or schedule went. It was our yearly tradition and we ain’t stopping. Though it seems like the Hokage and ANBU finally noticed some of the unusual behaviors and irregularities around him - Naruto. That also included Kurama and me, along with our personas by association. We enjoyed our time together regardless.

Now what I may have forgotten to tell you is we can connect and talk telepathically with one another. So we gave each other daily basis updates, it was a bitch to set up and not accidentally see something or such that we weren’t meant to.

That is how we knew, they were on to us.

But they had no proof and had yet to catch us, the three keys. Only having a few months left on the bet, it lit a fire under all their asses - we did remind them. 

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Thanks to that reminder lighting a fire, the Root Headquarters and other hideouts were found, thinking they were the “three keys” hideouts, only to find the biggest criminal critical in Kahona. With the overwhelming evidence and proof now in the light, Danzo and his co-conspirators getting caught and publicly executed while voicing all of their sins and crimes in front of everyone - which was most of the civilian council and several clansmen. The Uchihas were too busy with us, to even plan a coup and the traitors and criminals in the clan were swiftly dealt with by us and or the ANBU - not that they knew it. The Hyuga clan is now far better off, and many if not all the evil elders are now dead and gone for good. The other clans also saw but rarely voiced the positive changes that were happening and such.

However, the fun chase we had going on, simply had to come to a glorious end. 

The Hokage and his team of clan heads and heirs finally cornered us. The running and evading, made me blush and breathe hard. Even with our ‘Three Keys’ personas and costumes, which were simple yet very sexy or cute in Naruto's case, it was fun to see them and their reactions.

“Got you!” smiled the Hokage like a madman, slightly winded and with dark bags under his eyes.

“So you have” I said calmly, with a hint of a flirtatious taste to it.

“But the question is;” said Kurama, smirking under his mask.

“Can you keep us?” finished Naruto slightly bouncing up and down excitedly.

The three of us moved faster than they had anticipated. We were beings of our word of course, so we merely moved to our assigned positions to set off the grand finally. The clans and teams surrounded us separately ready for a fight. However…

“I’ve always liked to play with Fire!” the three of us shouted. The key phrase to set the celebration seal off is to congratulate them. New outfits, jewelry, and weapons for each member of the teams and clans that attended the capture. The clan heads and T&I heads got special storage space scrolls each. The Hyuga got a new seal for their eyes, the bug users got chakra-infused wooden charms and jewelry for their family jutsu, the Naras got special pillows or hammocks for their naps, the Achikmi got new and better chakra protein balls and their recipes/how-to guilds, the Uchihas got some cool sunglasses that helped them keep their eyesight for longer, Might Gai got a special seal for his last gate so he could use it twice with no repercussions, and Kakashi got a full set of Icha Icha series signs and a personal note from the author - not easy to get mind you, but I just aged up and dressed skimpy to get him to agree, after I found him mind you. The last prize is one gold scroll with the answer to defeat paperwork, it hovered and shone gently, like the most holy grail, to the Hokages hands.

The Hokage and the clan head were waiting with bated breath and shaky hands. The Hokage aged shivering hands, he gently opened the scroll like it was a frail plate. Once fully opened, showing them the answer, silence devoured them. It lasted four seconds, then chaos erupted and wails of sorrow and pain rang. I took pictures and videos of it all for memory purposes, while I and the Boys smiled evilly.

The words on the gold scroll; SHADOW CLONES. Bolded Italic and underlined.

It gave us enough time to run off and set off the other seals and start the party. Crazy outfits, hairstyles and colors, music, and party lights like a full-out fun Rave Party! Along with super silent and sweet dreams seals for the children so they can sleep soundly. Strolls and games lined the streets ‘Poof’ into existence and life with different Hedged clones running them. If we’re going all out, we might as well make some money while doing it.

It was a party to remember!

>>>

The next morning the Hokage Called for Naruto, to find out what was going on with him and his living arrangements. That ended up getting me involved - luckily I decided to shift into my long Red hair and blond bangs with purple and oceans blue eyes, fair silky semi-tanned skin, and my early 18-year-old body with a big ass and tits body - the ANBU was polite enough to let me finish the breakfast rush and close up shop. Then carried me to the Hokage Building, and I quoted ‘Save Time”. This led to a very awkward silence, which I felt very comfortable in, and waited for someone to talk first.

“... so you and Naruto Live together.” the Hokage snapped first.

“Yes, and he is such a lovely and helpful young man. He’s like a Brother or even a nephew to me, we helped each other and supported each other. I met him when he was young, around three if my memory serves me right, and ever since then we’ve been together as a Family.” I smiled kindly, keeping it vague yet informative.

“Why was I or the council not informed?”

“Simple, how could we trust you, who allowed abuse and neglect and assassination attempts on a child, let alone by the very same council who worked for you, the very same people ordered said assassinations and spread an S-Rank secret to the village.” I smiled with far too many teeth, watching the flinch and shivers of the Hokage and his guards. “None of you bothered to see or help him, you even stole from him, his family heirlooms and Home. You Are nothing more than a disgrace to the Will of Fire and the Foundations of the Village, the very same foundations who were your teachers and his elder brother, two of the three creators of the village and home to the clans.” looking right at the Hokage.

That snapped a few guards, they yelled and tried to rush me. However, they failed to do so, with Naruto looking directly at them with KI that surpassed the Hokage's before him. It froze them instantly, they were shocked at the level of it.

“Naruto sweetie, you need to stop holding back on naughty children, how else are they going to learn?” I said to the blond scoldingly, knowing full well he was holding back.

“You know they are just looking for an excuse to kill me and my remaining family. Killing the Uzumaki and Uzushio village wasn’t enough for them.” 

“You know your heritage?” asked the Hokage, scared. Stupid dumbass.

“Of course, he knows! We made sure of that! It’s a LITTORAL Crime not to! He’s excelling in all his Clan’s Jutsu and Arts, not to mention the families’ traditions too! However, I knew something had to be done so I did. Even went so far as to talk and discuss it with the Fire Lord ourselves. He even gave us some land outside the village and our ancestral home back to us along with the rights to our properties in the village *handed him a copy of the paperwork, and all the proof and list of the Uzumaki rightful properties* “he was quite upset with the news that the son of the fourth Hokage was treated and stolen from. But don’t worry we worked it out.” a cruel smile stretched my face in an ‘unnatural’ way.

“Th-the s-s-son of the fourth?!” whispered the Dog ANBU, pain sorrow, and was that hope? Many of the people there, ANBU and Ninja alike were shocked. It only clicked on them then and there the similarities that quite literally slapped them in the face, for years now.

“Well, Yeah, the old man is my hero. I met him too, nearly setting Kyuubi on the village for what it had done to me, but we talked and Onee-chan was there too. We ended up talking to Kyuubi himself. Turns out, he’s just mad and upset at being used and abused by you guys so he, like anybody else, lashed out at the aggressors and trappers.” explained Naruto. Many of the people there flinched back, backing away as quietly and quickly as possible. “I don’t blame him for doing so. He was forced to attack the village but an Uchiha we all thought dead then forced him, the Uchiha child themselves had no choice in the matter either. Who wouldn’t lash out? But we got Lucky, Onee-chan helped the both of us. She taught us and gave us what we needed. What the village tried to take, kill, and destroy from us. Love.” the blond smiled brightly, at a couple of million-watt sunshine smiles. Blinding everyone - yes me too.

“He is safe with me. Now if that is all, we’ll be taking our leave.” I said, getting up and holding Naruto's hand exiting the building. One of the ANBU yelled out asking my name.

Huh, I never did give out my name to anyone other than the boys.

“I am Y/n Uzumaki, the Bringer of Blessings and Curses. and all of you have pissed me off!”

The wind blew and the lighting of the sun shined, all just right to make me look and sound cool. The people were in awe and stood frozen.

We both left silently and with a noble grace to us, then we flashed stepped with roses and rose petals as my after image-flicker and small fairy-like lights and green leaves as his.

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Kurama laughed at me. 

“‘The Bringer of Blessings and Curses’ Hahaha- y-you r-really went with that?! Hahahaha! Oh, this is too good!”

He is still laughing at me. Jokes on him it is one of the titles I got while D&D campaigning. So it works out.

After the talk with the Hokage, the three of us began to be more careful and mindful. The villagers started to simply stay away or be quiet, they stopped over charging Naruto and Myself. The workers of the Law and Hokage building gave us the deeds and keys to the Uzumaki and the Namikaze compounds along with the Clan's Money and accounts. After that word spread about us even faster. 

Several villages and clans all over the continents sent letters and assassins alike. We responded to letters and such, adding that we wanted to meet the Jinjuriki to make sure the seals were done properly and safe for all involved, explaining why and the need for it and how we knew the harm and abuse the other villages and people were doing to them. Even sent letters to the Jinjuriki themselves letting them know, explaining the situation and if they needed a place to stay or get away from them they were more than welcome with us. As for the Assassins, we beat them to an inch of their lives and lots of humiliation (plus some “surprise” seals to prank the senders) back to their employers - we made sure to keep track of them all and add a True History Seal with the ‘surprise’ seal showing the truths of their village and peoples history. The ones from Kumo, Kiri, and Iwa got a large number of nasty shocks and revelations. Surprisingly they were after us for being Uzumaki and not the child of the fourth Hokage. Oh well.

We continued to work and save money. Naruto did side jobs and had long since started his plans and detailed outlines for the upgrades and updates to the village and or his group of people - even if he doesn’t become the Hokage. Kurama is working on getting stronger and looking for a place for the Bijuu to stay safe on the down low. I was still doing my many hobbies and work to get money, writing up ideas for my two boys, and fixing many ideas, seals, and personal projects.

Naruto and Hinata still workout and spar together - they started to look like they were dancing together - after teaching them pride and gymnastics they became more unpredictable and fun. Once working out personal boundaries and self-confidence, they both became bolder and more configurable, with some cute little scenes here and there, maybe a kiss on the cheek or two every once in a while. Once they both felt confident in their abilities and current level we took a small break, then ramped it up again only twice as high. The Hyuga heads started to notice slight changes in the young heiress, they decided to silently follow her one day. Luckily the three of us noticed and moved our training to a different ground, the ground itself was one of the worse to use.

“Alright! For this training, you will clean this ground while one defends, one attacks, and the other dug and cleans. However, when I say switch the one doing the cleaning will become the defender, the defender to cleaner, and so on. This will continue till the ground is clean or the hour is up. Naruto no clones aloud, but if you win I will give you two CCs, Hinata if you win and succeed I’ll give you two storage scrolls full of cinnamon buns.” I said to them clearly and full of the authority of a leader. The rewards lit a fire in them.

“Hai! Y/n-Sensei!”

“Good. Ready… BEGIN!” I Made Over a hundred Shadow Clones of different sizes and shapes and gave the order to attack them.

Naruto took the attacker's post, Hinata the cleaner. The young blond and blue-night children moved, no they flew and flowed. The two clans' heads were not expected at all. Piece by piece, step by step, movement by movement the training ground became clean. I told them to switch, and continued to encourage them and give advice through positive reinforcement. As time went by, I added more and more clones, making it more and more difficult. The two children stayed on top of it all, using all they learned and created to aid them and each other. It started to look like the two were performing a simple dance in an advanced field. However, to the trained eye you could see the complexity and the years of hard work and talent in it. The Hyuga adults saw the Gentle Fist TaiJutsu but in a better, stronger, faster, precise measure and mastery. The two danced like only the two of them existed and nothing mattered anymore. I had long stopped telling them to switch, they were doing it themselves, a big and proud smile stretched onto my face. Still, I kept the flow of ‘Enemies’ up, to add to the show for the lovebirds and the peepers.

After an hour, the training ground looked new and spotless. Being a woman of my word, I got their rewards out and ready for them. The two slowed their dance to a beautiful end. I handed them some water and their prizes with a proud smile.

“I am proud of you, my students! So Proud!”

“Hehe” giggled Hinata with a smile on her face holding her scrolls close.

“Yay!” yelled Naruto excitedly holding his prize.

I waved to them as they left to have their time. 

“You can come out now Hyuga-Samas” I turned to them with a small smile.

“How did you know?”

“I could sense you a mile away following your daughter and your hiding skills have gotten rusty.” The two looked taken aback by that. I giggled at them gently.

“If you wanted to watch you could have asked, but I understand why you did it this way. Now, do you two have any questions for me? I have been teaching your child for a few years now. Think of it as a Parent-Teacher conference if you want.” making myself comfortable sitting down on a large tree branch and motioned for them to sit across from me.

“What have you been teaching my child?”

“Well, to summarize it; self-confidence, self-respect, and self-care.”

“Could you go more into detail?”

“Sure, let's see. I noticed that you were borderline abusive and neglectful to her and her sister, and this caused her to lose confidence in herself. You tried to pull an Uchiha and force the two girls to fight each other to the death, you should have known full well that Hinata would never hurt her sister, she promised her mother before she died. After that your treatment of her got worse which in turn the clan's treatment of her also got worse, she was bullied and beaten. That stunted any of her self-respect. Now the villager and a large number of the children hurt and abuse her as well, to the point she is near master level in Medical NinJutsu by that alone,however, that is not what I mean by self-care. She forgets to love herself, to care for herself, and to remember that she shouldn’t take any of the bullshit others have done to her or will do to her and those she cares about.

“So with the help of Naruto and Kurama, I was able to help her get those back and stronger than ever. We spent many sessions on therapy and meditation along with working on all her ‘flaws’, once she was comfortable enough we started on a multi-purpose training course. Drilling exercises, Yoga, chakra exercises, mindful awareness, taking no bullshit while still being polite, talking exercises, dancing, baking, crafting, painting, tea ceremonies, Jutsu, meditation, stealth, seals, weight training, and the list goes on. It takes us two years to get her to love she-self again, and three to strengthen her completely, and to not cower before an adult or someone bigger than her. Another year to cement that she does not and should not and WILL NOT take anyone's bullshit, and we taught her to hide it by being polite about it, she took to that more easily after we explained it more to her. With our help and Hinata's determination, we were able to completely help her and strengthen her into an independent woman.

“HOWEVER! I would advise you to not force her to spare with you or those of your clan or any clan. She may have the patience of a saint, but once that runs out you and EVERYONE else will feel it, full force.” 

The two men looked at me with a storm of emotions, many overlapped, and some branded. Both didn’t speak for several minutes, too deep in thought and seemed to be examining memories. But the click came after that, and they realized; “we hurt our baby girl to the point she couldn’t come to us at all. A stranger was and is more caring and loving to her than her own family”. Once that settled in, they teared up, more misty-eyed but they were there. One of them spoke quietly.

“Thank you for bringing this to us, and answering truthfully.”

“No problem, just try to slowly fix the bond you have with her. She misses her Dad and Father.” I smiled gently, hopping down and walking away from them to my stall spot.

“Oden, I think for an appetizer for tonight, and maybe some filling yet gentle meal for tonight. Oh! Can’t forget dessert!” I wrote up the menu on my chalkboard and started the kitchen up. Used two clones to clean and set up the picnic tables and seats, the complementary napkins, and add-ons for the foods. The tip jar is at the front counter.

I think it’ll be a good day.

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Time flew by, and the graduation of Naruto's class was this year, right around the corner. As of today, I was waiting with Kurama for him outside. Once the bell rang the students rushed out, all hugging or talking to someone or each other. I spotted Naruto and waved at him, the Blond had a big smile on his face and held up a victory sign in the air, proudly showing his new leaf headband. Kurama and I giggled holding our arms open to him, he rushed to us giving us an S-Rank Bear Hug. It was a touching moment for the three of us.

“YOU DID IT!!”

“I DID IT! DATTEBAYO!!”

To celebrate I made a Huge Feast and gifted him some 90% off year-round coupons for his ramen place and the weapons/ninja shop he loves - TenTen family owns it. Made him some matching couple jewelry in the Uzumaki style - a shit ton of seals and added perks. He loved it all. Kurama gave him a crystal as big as his hand, that held his chakra within it for luck and to help him summon foxes. Naruto is a sucker for fluffy K9s in general, so again, he loved it. 

Later I left to help my clones clean up my stall spot, and after that, I bumped into a familiar traitor; Kabito. So I did the shojo-hentai bump-fall and beast-full to the face, stratal and wiggle my butt ‘unknowingly’ with my hand on his shoulder to ‘brace’ myself.

“Ah!” 

“Ow,” the man said.

I ‘snapped’ out of my ‘stupor’ and ‘tried’ to get up but ‘failed’ to do so. Rubbing him and his manhood, ‘accidently’.

“Oh, I’m so sorry! Are you hurt?!”

“N-no I’m f-fine” face still slightly in my chest.

“Oh good, um, j-just let me-” ‘failed’ to get up again but thankfully getting his face out of my chest, but the male's reaction to my ‘teasing’ made itself known “u-um, uh, Ninja-san, c-could you remove your katana please” ‘blushing from embarrassment’ clear on my face.

“What katana-”

“Huh?"

"..."

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“OH!” we both said.

“S-sorry!”

“It’s-okay, let's just, um, move away slowly.”

Slowly we moved out of the way and got ‘unstuck’ from one another.

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