No phone's? are you crazy?
"And over here is where the book cases are. And that's it. Any questions about the dorms?" The perfect, who's name I can't remember for the life of me, said.
I raised my hand
"Yes? uh..?" He said
"Eli" I replied "Were are the outlets? I was looking and can't find any."
"The what?"
"you know the things you use to plug your phone in."
"Oh, I don't think there are any."
I'm sorry this man wants me to servive a whole year without my phone? How the hell am I going to call home, or take pictures to send to my parents, or text my friends back home?
"Uhhh what? How do I call home?" I asked.
"You send an owl." He told me as if this was common knowledge. Like I was the crazy one for not thinking of that.
"What does that mean?" I asked because what the fuck do owls have to do with this?
"It's how you send letters" He said like he was talking to a child.
"An letter? What is this 1930? Why would I want to send a letter when I could text or call and get an immediate response from them?" I asked him. Who even sends letters anymore?
"I don't know what to tell you, you can't use that stuff here. Magic interferes with it I think." He explained.
"WHAT!?!? How am I supposed to pass math or social studies without Google?!?!?!" I asked. Is everyone here just genius to be getting good grades without it.
"I don't know what any of that is but I can tell you, you won't need whoever Google is to help you with it"
"You don't know what math is? what about science or social studies?"
"We don't have any of that here" He told me. looking at me like I needed help.
"Are you joking please tell me your not joking."
"I'm not joking. I have no idea what any of that stuff is" He said a little confused.
As soon as he said that there was clearing from just about anyone here who went to school before this.