The Suspect Challenge
A new video pops up on the official PotterWaynefamily tiktok page.
It starts with Tom jogging, the cameraperson following.
"Suspect middle name is Matryoshka because he's full of himself" Came Dick's voice off camera, leading Tom to stop, snorting.
"Weak."
Cut to Dick jogging with assumably Tom filming him.
"Suspect thought the BBL Drizzy song was about him for a month before it was explained."
"Hey, that was valid! But I don't have a BBL!" Dick slows and stops, grinning.
"Can confirm. He comes by it quite honestly."
Bruce jogs a few paces before Harry's voice comes in sounding like a full cop.
"Suspect thinks if he runs fast enough, his hairline will recover."
Bruce dead stops and turns to the camera, mouth agape.
"That's so mean! And untrue!"
Cut to Harry jogging.
"Suspect grows a beard to not look like a child but can't get it to connect."
Harry gasps at Bruce's words, immediately turning to chase the now cackling Bruce, spewing obscenities.
Jason jogs a moderate pace. The video is silent save for his steps.
"Babe, you're supposed to say something," Jason prompts, not stopping.
"Give me a moment to enjoy the view."
He stops with a delighted laugh.
"Jazz~"
Cut to Jason jogging again, smile on his face this time.
"Suspect has dyed his white clothes pink so many times accidentally he just buys pink shirts now."
Jason stops with a laugh.
"I look good though!"
"Damn right, love."
Jazz jogs, ponytail bouncing behind her.
"Suspect has burned water boiling in a kettle multiple times and I am still confused on how she did that."
"LISTEN"
Hugo lightly jogs, already panting.
"Suspect didn't want to do this challenge since it involves running." comes Conner's bemused voice.
"Why did I marry into such a fit family?" Hugo whines, already stopped and hunched over his knees.
Cut to Conner, jogging in perfect form.
"Suspect skips leg day then complains his brothers have bigger legs and arse than he does."
"IT'S BULL THAT THEY DO"
Abigail skips in front of the camera.
"Abi love, you're supposed to jog." Comes Damian's dry voice.
"I do what I want, Potter."
"Suspect wanted for Overthowing Several World Governments by sauntering up to them with a smile and saying please in a very cute voice."
Abigail stops skipping to look over her shoulder with a delighted beam.
"You think my voice is cute?"
"Why else do you think we have triplets, love?"
Cut to Damian jogging along, face stoic.
"Suspect thinks I don't know he hand sewed the little Huey, Dewey and Louie cosplay he dressed our kids in Last Halloween and not bought it like he said."
"Abigail!" Damian stops, face flushed but not from running.
"My husband is so talented~"
Lilith jogs down the driveway of Wayne Manor.
"Suspect has been banned from all the AYCE KBBQ places in Gotham and a few in Metropolis." Comes Danny's voice.
"Its all I can eat and I can eat a lot." Lilith doesn't even break stride.
Cut to Jon jogging this time.
"Suspect cutes his way out of any and every situation but insists he doesn't." Lilith says.
"I don't! People are just nice to me."
"Yeah and Lilith is a size 2."
"Start running, twin."
Cut to Danny full on running while Lilith chases him. Somehow Jon, the assumed cameraman, is following easily.
"Suspect is why most of Wane Enterprises Engineering Dept has gray hair even though most of them are in their 20 and 30s."
"Hey! I am a better boss than Tim and Dad combined!" Danny doesn't even sound winded as he jukes out of the way of his twin's grab.
Comments (245)
bbldeekie - didn't dick adopt that song for like a long moment?
potterwaynefamily - he did and its still his ringtone - Tom
livelaughtoasterbath - thats so iconic of him
makealeft - i should put in for the emotional whiplash that gave me
swingandamiss - Harry and Bruce have been married too long - those cuts were DEEP
flipfish - we need more of Abigail. She's adorable
potterwaynefamily - she is indeed very adorable - Damian
lifeislikeafairytale - Damian, can you post the pattern you used for the triplets costumes? I want to do the same for my toddlers.
potterwaynefamily - I'll see what I can do. - Damian
redrobinyum - where is Tim and Bernard?
potterwaynefamily - they did this on their own tiktok. Its on our followed list under ImYellingTimBer. - Harry
redrobinyum - i love their screenname lol
SignaTure - Hugo my dude, you have been married to Conner how long and haven't gotten fit yet?
HueGoOnandOn - LISTEN i try and get distracted by Conner's abs so technically its his fault.
ThanksforflyingAirCon - Don't blame your simping on me.
HueGoOnandOn - COUCH IMMEDIATELY