Sirius: Hey reg can I talk to you for a sec?
Regulus: No.
Sirius: Reg.
Regulus: Go away!
Sirius: Reg!
Regulus: What?!
Sirius: How long have you been fucking my best friend?
Regulus: Excuse me?
Sirius: You heard me.
Regulus: Well I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Sirius: Yeah. You do. So answer the bloody question.
Regulus: Why do you care?
Sirius: Because, as I said before, he’s my best friend.
Regulus: Aww, how special! Look it’s none of your business, alright? So just piss off.
Sirius: No, it is my business actually.
Regulus: No. It’s not.
Sirius: Regulus, you’re going to tell me right now, how long have you been fucking him!?
Regulus: Oh so you do know my name! I assumed you’d forgotten since you kept using that pathetic nickname.
Sirius: Oh don’t give me that, we both know that “pathetic nickname” was the only thing keeping you going when we were younger. Or would you rather I call you your other name like mum does?
How long?
Regulus: Since 4th year.
Sirius: What?!
Regulus: My 4th year, not yours!
Sirius: Yeah I gathered, I’m not an idiot Reg.
Regulus: Really? I would’ve thought otherwise.
Can I go now?
Sirius: (whispered) Do you love him?
Regulus: What? I-
Sirius: You do, don’t you?
Regulus: So what if I do?
Sirius: That’s not fair.
Regulus: Fucking hell Sirius, you sound like a child! What’s not fair?
Sirius: How come you’re able to love him but not me?
Regulus: Well I’m sorry I didn’t want to follow in our parents’ footsteps-
Sirius: For gods sake! Can you not just have a fucking conversation with me without being a prick for even two seconds!
Regukus: Well you know what Sirius it’s not like you ever gave me a good reason to love you! I mean you’re such a hypocrite, you don’t even love me yourself!
Sirius: I don’t love you? Is that genuinely what you think? You really are a prick then. I gave up everything just so you could be safe in your own fucking home. I got scars inside and out to prove the amount of times I’ve sacrificed myself so you could stay up high and dry on your fucking pedestal!
Regulus: Good for you, but you can’t take credit for shit when you were just doing it cause you had to!
Sirius: Oh my god, you are fucking priceless Regulus! No one was ever forcing me to do any of the shit I’ve done for you. It’s not like there was someone holding me at wand-point saying “if you don’t let your parents abuse you for something your brother did we’ll kill you right now”. No, I did all that shit for you because I fucking care about you and I didn’t want you to have to feel the pain I had to go through.
Regulus: So what? I’m sorry our parents abused you. Do you want a fucking medal for it or something?
Sirius: No! I just don’t want be second to James fucking Potter just cause he lets you suck his dick!
Regulus: Well thats rich coming from you considering I’m always second to James in your eyes Sirius and I always will be! You can’t lie to me and say you would ever choose me over him because we both know you wouldn’t!
Sirius: You know what, I won’t lie to you Regulus I probably would choose James over you, because the difference between you and James is that when I do something for him he actually fucking appreciates it and understands that it’s because I care about him and he even goes as far as to care for me back. I’ve been doing things for you your whole life and all I get back is a little brother who can barely even look at me without looking like he’s gonna be sick. I don’t need you to do anything Reg I just need to know you love me. Not even that I just want you to care that I exist, otherwise I’ll stop wasting my energy giving a shit about you.
Regulus: Sorry I’m not worth all the trouble you went through but I didn’t ask for you to do that. I’m glad James is the brother you always wanted, you’ve got him so just take the win Sirius stop trying to be a martyr and trying to make me feel bad for not giving one about the brother who left me.
Sirius: I am not a mar-
Regulus: Goodnight Sirius.