Caffeine and Chemistry

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
M/M
G
Caffeine and Chemistry
Summary
I'm really bad at summary's lol but basically Evan and Barty are idiots that can't seem to notice that the other is in love with them.
Note
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One of the worst qualities someone can have when you’re hopelessly in love with them is for them to be attractive in everything they do. It’s when they’re beautiful to the point where even if you had only heard their voice, you could tell that they were attractive.

That and being famous.

Of course, the boy Barty couldn’t seem to get out of his head happened to have both of these attributes, if you could even call them that.

And that boy happened to be the one and only Evan Rosier. The famous singer with a new album on the way. A person that seemingly didn’t even have one single flaw. The one thing Barty couldn’t seem to forget about.

That sweetly soft yet strong voice singing his new song was playing over and over in the actors head but the worst part to him was that it wasn’t even the song that had caused it to be lodged in his head. Sure, he loved it through and through but it wasn’t the rhythm or the lyrics that he was focused on. It was the voice of the boy who had sung it. It was how his voice managed to remain soft to the point it was something Barty could fall asleep to. It was the way it was so drastically different from the rest of his music. It was the way Barty couldn’t help but imagine that it was him that Evan was singing about.

Barty wasn’t sure why he was so obsessed. Sure, Evan had a good voice but so did plenty of other people so why wasn’t he obsessed with them as well?

And sure, maybe Evan didn’t just have his voice going for him and maybe he was hot and funny as well but so were plenty of other people. Yet Barty didn’t seem to feel this way about anyone else.

Barty may only admit this to Regulus (though literally everyone else seemed to know as well), but he was starting to believe that he might have a tiny crush on the singer.

At least that is what he had been telling himself. Tiny probably wasn’t the best way to put it as it was starting to take over his day to day life. There was nothing that he could do without somehow being reminded of Evan or one of his songs.

The only plus side to this is that it seemed to make his romance scenes better. All he had to do was imagine that the person who was playing his love interest was Evan and boom, everything was perfect.

That was the one thing that Barty never really seemed to be good at ; romance scenes, especially the more emotional ones. His love life mostly consisted of one night stands and he didn’t have a lot of experience with being in serious relationships.

But thinking about Evan changed everything. Was this because of Barty’s quickly developing crush or not, Barty pretended not to know. But secretly, that’s what he knew it was.

 

Evan wasn’t much better, if he even was. He had seen all of Barty’s movies at least 3 times each and there were plenty of them.

Evan tried to lie to himself to convince himself that he just liked the plot of the movies but the truth was Barty was his dream boy with his wavy brown hair and chocolate eyes to match. He was sarcastic and a jokester yet he also had the ability to be soft and sensitive, especially with his new movies. There was a lot of romance scenes which were normally out of place for Barty but he must’ve found a way to get around his previous troubles because they were some of the best Evan had ever seen.

Barty simply seemed to be perfect at conveying whatever emotions it was that his character needed and for whatever reason, Evan couldn’t seem to find anything more attractive.

But that wasn’t even the worst of it. All of Evans' songs quickly became about Barty. He couldn’t seem to write anymore without the lyrics somehow becoming about Barty so eventually he just gave in, letting himself write whatever it was he wanted about Barty. And they managed to be some of the best songs you had ever written.

But there was one major problem with this whole situation.

Evan Rosier and Barty Crouch Jr had never spoken.