after the first investigation
September 30th 2023, day 0 of Wopke
Sam and Dean decided it would be best to go back to the big group chat and warn everybody about the frightful news that they had just discovered. Only one other person was online at the time. The Winchester brothers explained everything. They told her about the 3 words that started it all, that it was his birthday, that he had tentacles, and pretty much everything they knew. The only problem was, she didn’t seem to believe them, i fear. They decided to call her and explain in more depth. She still seemed a little confused, but she cooed softly that they should become detectives. Little did they know, Sam and Dean were hunters. That is why they were so good at researching, but nobody knew it yet.
After the call had ended, the person told the brothers to calm down, but it was simply not possible, so instead, she told them to keep researching and to call her when they’ve figured out more, and that was exactly what they did.
They looked into the most terrifying photo on his page, the one we mentioned earlier of the 2 men and the fighter jet behind them. They figured the jet must be a sign, and it was, as there was a plane missile set off on his birthday. They did some more research when we found an image of an AI Dean Winchester as Tinkerbell. They compared it to Wopke as their smiles looked frightfully similar. They called Dean “Twinkerbell”. That’s when the first of the ships was created. Just keep in mind there are many more to come. The first ship name was “twopke”, meaning Twinkerbell (Dean) x Wopke. Now, this doesn’t refer to the Dean that we all know and love, who is a part of the investigation, Twinkerbell is a completely different Dean, just to clear that up. Sam and Dean were ecstatic and proud of the new ship they created, they even pondered whether they should make edits or fanfictions of it.
Dean then cooed that she wanted to post a lady gaga x clem x lorne edit. That is the second of the ships, but it is quite irrelevant for the time being. As they wanted to make a Twopke edit, Sam figured it was appropriate to post it for Wopke’s birthday. Now, Sam doesn’t post her edits on Instagram, she posts her edits on TikTok, and she really wanted Wopke to see the Twopke edit for some very odd reason. Then it occurred to the brothers that they didn’t know if Wopke had TikTok or not! Silly gooses. Sam searched up ‘Wopke Hoekstra’ on TikTok to see if he did have the app, but what she saw was just terrific! The one and only edit (at the time) of Wopke Hoekstra! She frantically rushed to the Instagram app and sent it to her brother. The edit went like this:
‘He ain’t got no money 🤑
His clothes are kinda funny
His hair is kinda wild & free 💨
Oh but love 🌹
Grows where my Wopke 💫goes’
It was the best thing that they had ever laid their eyes upon in their lives. If you would like to experience the edit for yourself, it is the 5th video posted on the TikTok account ‘take.w__’. Anyway, Dean replied to the message very elegantly, with the wise words of:
“HNVYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWK<"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$E£££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££”
Now, I usually add translations for our messages, but I am very unsure what this could possibly mean. She then exclaimed, “THE EDIT OMG MY FINGERS ARE ROTATING IN THEIR SOCKETS”. That is when Sam had the excellent most magnificent idea to start tagging “#wopkexdean” under all of her edits on tiktok. The tag now has 346.5k views as of the 24th of December 2023.
That’s when Dean went to sleep. Honk shoo mimimi. Although it was only 11:30am for her, the investigations were tiring for the 2 brothers, but Sam, being the extremely strong, brave, tall and hot Winchester that she is, decided to stay up. She said she may have nightmares about Wopke, perchance. That is when another girl in the group woke up. Sam rushed to her computer and immediately explained the situation once again! She asked Sam if she was drunk, and she considered it for a moment before remembering that she had never drank alcohol in her life, so that mustn’t have been the case. Sam typed out the lore from start to finish. More people started spawning in from unknown places, and before she knew it, Sam found herself explaining the wopkeverse to THREE unsuspecting citizens of the ‘btvs’ cooing session.
Then what she thought was impossible occurred. The citizens began to believe her. They understood the Wopkeverse, and they all frolicked around in a joyous manner. One of the creatures in the groupchat magically disappeared. I am still not sure what happened to her to this day, maybe she dissolved like Horse. (you shall understand this reference when the time comes.) but another one of the creatures asked who they should edit. At first they said ‘spikes ass’, but then they decided to ask them to edit the beautiful ship of Twopke.. the lad made the horrific mistake of asking what it was, and soon regretted it.