chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 36

james | @prongs
well now that the cats out of the bag the first person i told about my love for regulus was actually marlene
2:12pm • 6 sep 2024
17.6k likes | 9.3k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
excuse me what.

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @soriusblakck69
bffr dude you were the absolute last person who couldve ever known

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @prongs
its bc i love dorcas, we’re childhood besties, remus is in love with sirius and peter is bad with secrets. me and james are just gang gang type shit

james @prongs
replying to @mommyissues
amen sister 🤞

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
fuck you james and fuck you marlene im not bad with secrets remember what i predicted on americas 69 day? guess what today is.
3:41pm • 6 sep 2024
18.8k likes | 5.2k retweets

 

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @ratatouille
its our 69 day…

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @ratatouille
HOW COULD YOU REMIND ME PETTIGREW

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @ratatouille
i cant speak for regulus but im in a committed relationship now so like unless you want to die

james @prongs
replying to @rizzmuslupin
umm i can speak for regulus and he is also in a committed relationship tyvm

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
you dont speak for me but yes we are

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mary | @bloodyhellmary
aww lily tysm for the chocolates i love you 😋
5:34pm • 6 sep 2024
12.3k likes | 6.8k retweets

 

lily @evanslils
replying to @bloodyhellmary
ofcc <3 just us being the only unbothered queens while everyone else arguing or wtv

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @evanslils
chocolate?

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @rizzmuslupin
normally id get you some but you slept with my brother.

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @soriusblack69
HELP STOP BRINGING IT UP IM GONNA CRY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

barty | @4bcjr20
all that bs evans spread about mary and her being the only unbothered queens like hello me and evan are mad unbothered and we’re about to celebrate 69 day
6:40pm • 6 sep 2024
13.9k likes | 7.2k retweets

 

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @4bcjr20
there’s a time and place barty babe

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @4bcjr20
also me and xeno like slytherins (and honorary slytherins) just have their shit figured out

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @ahskdjknska
top tier house what can i say cas and reg are disgraces with their gryffindor ass girlfriend and boyfriend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mary | @bloodyhellmary
i love girls that always just say “ofc” in place of “youre welcome” as if they couldnt even imagine not doing such a sweet thing
7:17pm • 6 sep 2024
10.4k likes | 3.7k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @bloodyhellmary
so lily

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @bloodyhellmary
yuck okay simp

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @rizzmuslupin
be quiet ik youre just jealous you haven't got chocolate

lily @evanslils
replying to @bloodyhellmary
ilysm mwah

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
SIXTY NINE DAY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS !!! also me and james are besties bonded 4life like we talk about our love for our respective slytherin lovers ALL THE TIME there is no more "gryffindor ass bf n gf" there are just gryffinrin babies to be made
8:49pm • 6 sep 2024
11.3k likes | 4.5k retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
replying to @mommyissues
your girlfriend been distraught all day

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @rataouille
no its okay this 69 day has been better

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @meadowbank
twitter is a public platform like i dont need to know about that you keep it to yourself

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @mommyissues
thats cute mckinnon tell james to find me

james @prongs
replying to @uwuemoblack
ON MY WAY !!!!

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