chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 34

james | @prongs
guys this is not funny regulus hasn’t tweeted anything in a week and he won’t talk to me
11:09am • 22 aug 2024
17.7k likes | 6.5k retweets

 

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @prongs
that is actually so weird because regulus talks to me like all the time

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
dont be mean barty

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @prongs
wait are you sure cause i swear regulus has been tweeting loads and they’re like pretty much all about you

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
THATS HIS PRIVATE LILY OMG

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
james interacts with regulus like he is playing episode with no diamonds
12:32pm • 22 aug 2024
14.2k likes | 5.7k retweets

 

james @prongs
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
IM TRYING OKAY YOU CANT EVEN HEAR WHAT IM SAYING

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @prongs
i can and fuck its even worse than no diamonds episode

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
he's not doing that bad i think its very brave

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
didn’t even shed a tear when regulus told him to “go away james i dont wanna see you”

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
i went to check twitter to see why james is crying and i guess i know now

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
why is regulus even mad i mean he thought it was cute

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
oops regulus i suggest, unless you want me dead, that you stop looking so good
1:44pm • 22 aug 2024
12.5k likes | 3.3k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
DON’T FLIRT WITH MY BROTHER YUCK

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @prongs
is this really the only way you can think of to get his attention

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
the end goal was to have you killed but thank you i try

james @prongs
replying to @uwuemoblack
HE REPLIED OMG IM GONNA DIE

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @uwuemoblack
james genuinely fell over hes literally lying on the floor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
hey dorcas baby can we pleaseee maybe get regulus to text james back or ANYTHING?? the gryffindors are suffering.
3:57pm • 22 aug 2024
11.8k likes | 5.4k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @mommyissues
regulus is moping just as much as james im sure

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @meadowbank
i highly doubt that this is actually suffocating and like this is in regulus’ hands

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @bloodyhellmary
well actually james is good at those grand gesture things and regulus doesn’t know how to communicate his emotions so 

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @rossyrosier
lets not pick sides guys we’re all friends here 🤗

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
boo flipping hoo both regulus and james are in their feels (a place they put themselves in and they can get themselves out of) can we please go back to talking about james being on ao3?? and reading jegulus. 
5:21pm • 22 aug 2024
13.4k likes | 6.9k retweets

 

lily @evanslils
replying to @ratatouille
right like maybe we moved on too quickly from that it was SO FUNNY

peter @ratatouille
replying to @evanslils
james is actually insane

lily @evanslils
replying to @ratatouille
soo beyond weird

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @ratatouille
i'm willing to bet money you both read ao3 literally every single day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
it’s no use reg, reg we gotta have it out i have loved you ever since i’ve known you reg
6:16pm • 22 aug 2024
18.7k likes | 9.4k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
umm?

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @prongs
i kid you tf not he is rolling around on the floor

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @prongs
giggling. 

james @prongs
replying to @uwuemoblack
AKASHJDLDHASKJF WHAT DO YOU SAY JO

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
fine i’ll be your boyfriend but you dont win

james @prongs
replying to @uwuemoblack
OH IDC YOURE MY BOYFRIEND I HAVE WON

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
let record show james is JUST quoting a movie he has NOT loved regulus since he’s known him

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @soriusblack69
can you just let them be happy dude oh my fuck haven’t we suffered enough today

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