chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 13

mary | @bloodyhellmary
happy birthday to everyone's favourite mamas boy @prongs love you jamesypoo
8:03am • 27 mar 2024
10.7k likes | 6.2k retweets

 

james @prongs
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
aww thank you mary 😁😁

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @prongs
aww james you're so cute other people would've said something about that mamas boy comment

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @ahakdjknska
i dont think its's something he's embarrassed about

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

barty | @4bcjr20
i actually think i could give james a run for his money when it comes to be being a mamas boy but since it's birthday i'll just let him win
8:17am • 27 mar 2024
18.2k likes | 3.6k retweets

 

sirius @notjoking69
 replying to @4bcjr20
no you couldn't

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @4bcjr20
he's literally filthy rich

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @4bcjr20
just because you like your mom more than your dad doesn't make you better than james

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @uwuemoblack
bruh get off my dick it was just a joke guys

james @prongs
 replying to @4bcjr20
it's okay barty thank you lots of love :DD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

regulus | @uwuemoblack
maybe i could've gotten with james to make him happy today but its' his day not ours, happy birthday bro
8:46am • 27 mar 2024
16.9k likes | 7.3k retweets

 

james @prongs
 replying to @uwuemoblack
NO IT COULD BE OUR DAY REGULUS I ONLY WANNA SPEND IT WITH YOU ANYWAY

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @prongs
happy birthday james regulus is blushing now

james @prongs
 replying to @meadowbank
PICS PLEASE OMG OMG OMG

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @prongs
your wish is our command birthday boy 😽

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @ahskdjknska
die

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @prongs
thats pathetic he literally bro-zoned you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @notjoking69
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER (whose trying to get with my other brother but i'm willing to overlook that today) HOPE YOU ENJOYED OUR SURPRISE
12:13pm • 27 mar 2024
19.9k likes | 8.4k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @notjoking69
happy birthday james you keep us from death while bringing us to the brink of death every time

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @notjoking69
forgetting he said he literally would rather spend it with regulus — to every mud cake we made since we were five years old happy birthday

james @prongs
 replying to @notjoking69
im gonna cry you guys i love you

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @prongs
no homo tho

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @4bcjr20
right but quite literally you're all gay

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lily | @evanslils
james you're literally "in a world of boys he's a gentlemen" taylor swift would be proud, your mamas definitely proud of you and i love you lots
1:34pm • 27 mar 2024
18.6k likes | 9.9k retweets

 

james @prongs
 replying to @evanslils
im do make my mama proud and im honoured to be making taylor swift proud

lily @evanslils
 replying to @prongs
ofc james 🫶

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @prongs
i think you should be scared so many of your birthday tweets are regarding your mother

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @rossyrosier
why are you being so mean to him today (and to mama effie cause she's my stunna girl 💯💯)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
as offended as i am that james chose to hangout with remus, sirius and peter over just me and peter even tho we've been friends for longer, im not mad and i could never hold a grudge against you my dearest brother happy birthday and we're basically since the womb type friendship
1:42pm • 27 mar 2024
10.9k likes | 8.2k retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @mommyissues
he just likes me more what can i say

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @mommyissues
im not mean mar like im literally wishing james happy birthday rn

james @prongs
 replying to @mommyissues
hey thats not true i like you all the same AND THANK YOU

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