chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 11

lily | @evanslils
i love it here (my room)
8:48pm • 13 mar 2024
12.9k likes | 6.1k retweets

 

sirius @notjoking69
 replying to @evanslils
okay emo leprechaun i thought y'all were supposed to be all goofy and shit

lily @evanslils
 replying to @notjoking69
please literally never talk to me again like why do you even reply to my tweets

james @prongs
 replying to @notjoking69
um i love you guys

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mary | @bloodyhellmary
goodnight ladies remember to die before ever telling a man how you feel @evanslils
9:17am • 13 mar 2024
18.4k likes | 5.7k retweets

 

lily @evanslils
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
I WAS MAKING A TWEET SIRIUS IS JUST A BITCH

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
but what do we have in common?

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @4bcjr20
we're reliable with the LADIESSS

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @rossyrosier
you guys like hamilton...?

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @meadowbank
what's that... this is a tiktok song...?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dorcas | @meadowbank
the fact evan just a winter's ball a tiktok song is just embarrassing. im disgusted.
9:35am • 13 mar 2024
10.1k likes | 7.4k likes

 

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @meadowbank
how would a ball be a tiktok song

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @ahskdjknska
ITS A SONG FROM HAMILTON WTF

sirius @notjoking69
 replying to @meadowbank
what the hell is hamilton

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @notjoking69
you were literally taught this he's the founding father of the united states of america

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @uwuemoblack
im talking about the musical and you know damn well

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
are we currently learning dorcas is actually obsessed with hamilton?? bc thats a pretty theatre kid thing to do...
10:29am • 13 mar 2024
16.7k likes | 8.3k retweets

 

james @prongs
 replying to @ratatouille
what peter DiD yOu PrEdIcT tHiS

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @prongs
wait he actually he did 

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @ratatouille
PETER STOP WTF

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dorcas | @meadowbank
if one more person dm's me asking "whats your favourite musical" or "are you a theatre kid" i will literally punch everyone in the face
1:32pm • 13 mar 2024
12.8k likes | 6.6k retweets

 

sirius @notjoking69
 replying to @meadowbank
but like we need to prove peter wrong

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @notjoking69
well he's not okay just be quiet

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @meadowbank
AIN'T NO WAY I LIKE A THEATRE KID HOW EMBARRASSING

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @mommyissues
shut your mouth

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
what did i tell y'all 😜
2:06pm • 13 mar 2024
11.2k likes | 5.4k retweets

 

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @ratatouille
shut up at least i told you marlene would confess first

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @ahskdjknska
yeah but anyone could've told you that bet you didn't see dorcas being a nerd

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