"You are crazy" I said when I could stop laughing. Then, I looked at you with the most mischievous gaze ever "What if..." I raise an eyebrow, and smirk "we make Snape's chair sticky?" I laughed "His chair of the Great Hall, so, so" I started laughing again "so when he sits at the morning he will be sticked to the chair" I turned red again, with more tears.
Sirius laughed a lot and nodded with an amused smile "Snape, that old bastard, stuck to a chair? That would be so funny! " He laughed and blushed a little "And what? We put a lot of sugar on the chair? Or we throw a glue bottle at it?" He looked at you mischievously "I also want to make Snape suffer a little bit for all the bad he does to his students"
I took out a frask from my pocket "We will use this..." I show the frask to you "It is my own creation... A sticky potion..." I said playfully "we just have to pour it at the chair, and then the wood will absorb it and anyone who sits there will be sticked for one hour straight" I laughed more and more "Imagine the face of snape as he cannot stand up ..."
"Oh man" He laughed again, very excited "That potion is just perfect! I want to see that. I can't wait to see that!"
"Thank you" I bow, proud of my potion "Let's go" I grabbed your arm and we arrive to the Great Hall. As we find Snape's chair, I give you the bottle with the sticky potion "I give you the honor" I place one hand in my chest and bow again, as I was playing dramatically.
Sirius held the bottle carefully with both hands "Let us enjoy the beautiful scene" He whispered, mischievously and with a smile. He then poured the potion all over the chair, let it soak ... And then he ran to hide with you.
"Hurry up!" I whispered playfully "We must not leave any evidence" I laughed excitately.
"Relax, I know what I'm doing" He whispered, with a smile. We waited about 15 minutes... And we could hear his footsteps in the distance as he entered the Great Hall... Snape sat on the chair, a little nervous at that time...Then he made a sound of surprise. He was stuck and could not stand up! "And... That's it! He's stuck. What a beautiful scene"
"This is the most beautiful prank ever. I am so proud of us" I raised a hand towards you to celebrate it "Oh, I am so proud of my own potion... Guess I will call it "Snape's potion" from now on" I tried not to laugh loud
Sirius looked at you mischievously, with a little smile, seeing the scene. "I'm proud too" He whispered, excitedly "I had not planned on making so much noise with it. Snape was very cruel to many students, including myself. I'm glad to be able to pay him back, in a way" He whispered with a little laugh "I think Snape is very angry now"
"He deserved it" I served two mugs with coffee and gave it to you "Cheers" I smiled proudly "For us, for the sticky chair, and for the stucked ass of Snape" I laughed
"Cheers" Sirius answered, laughing and raising his mug in the air. "I could watch this scene all day..." Sirius smiled seeing Snape as he tried to get up and got stuck once again. His face was red with rage... But he couldn't do anything else. "What a brilliant moment"
"I would love to put a frame around it and make it a portrait" I keep laughing "An endless portrait of Snape trying to unstick from his own chair" I sighed "I would hang it over the fireplace of the common room"
Sirius laughed and put his arm around your shoulders "How I love your mind".
I laughed as I was drunk of happiness and fun "Oh my god..." I leaned my head and rest it on your shoulder, without noticing that could be a bit flirty "I won't forget this night, I will remember it for the rest of my life"
Sirius looked down at you. He thought how beautiful you were, leaning your head on his shoulder and smiling at him. "I will remember it for the rest of my life too" We continued to follow Snape's struggle. He was so red, he was about to explode. And when he stood up, and the chair stayed stuck, you could see the mixture of shame, fury and hatred on his face. This was the best moment of our adventure, for sure.
"To be sincere with you..." I leaned back my head "I am not sure about the effects of my sticky potion" I laughed and wiped the tears out of my eyes "I am not sure if they last one hour or more..."
A sweet smile crossed his lips "So, that's it. We will keep Snape stuck until he has to ask for help. I imagine his fury and his humiliation right now. The old man is probably dying of shame" He whispered, almost not breathing, and hiding to laugh. "I really liked being part of this, thank you"
"All credits to you, my partner in crime" I laughed, starting to feel cramps at my cheeks and my stomach "This is going to kill me" I drank a glass of water "This will be difficult to surpass, Sirius"
" I'm curious about what Snape will do if he gets stuck for the whole night... Will he ask for help?" Sirius said with his arms crossed on his own head "I can't wait to see him suffer the whole night... I hope that he will end up asking someone for help. My bet is 10 galleons that he will have to sleep stuck in the chair" He raised eyebrows, very mischievously,
"Hmmm" I rub my chin, thinking about the bet "My bet is 10 galleons that he will start acting as he wants to give his lessons from there" I laughed again "He will never ask for help. He would die first, sticked at that chair.But at least he won't starve to death" I cover my face with my hands as I was having a laugh attack.
"Merlin" He started to laugh a lot again, imagining the scene "The chair would end up being a part of his body. He would be one with the chair"
I close tightly my eyes as I cannot stop laughing. After a whole minute, I take a deep breath and do an impression of Snape, trying to be as serious as possible, but with a small smile "Good morning students, I am Severus Snape and this is my co-professor, Mr. Chair" I could not resist to burst in laugh, it was very difficult to maintain a strict attitude.
"I have to be honest... The chair is a better teacher than Snape" He laughed again, looking at you mischievously "My goodness, how I missed this. Being young is great" A minute later, you could hear screams from there. It seems that Snape was very angry... His cries would only last a few minutes, until he ran out of breath. "Do you still think he will not ask for help?"
"The real question is... Did he brought his wand with him? Cause he must know he can get easily unstick with a simple spell" I looked at the angry Snape playfully "Guess he forgot" I looked at you and see how red we were.
"What we did tonight is a crime, you know? But since Snape is the victim, I really don't care" he smirked
"The perfect crime" I rubbed my eyes, which felt itchy now "I am looking forward to the Headmasters to come... He will became angry since he would have to pay an extra salary for the chair" Again, I burst in laugh.
"I am already thinking of Snape being stuck in that chair, the whole night..." We watched the scene for some minutes more and then, you heard someone entering to the Great Hall. "Oh my god, it's the headmaster!" Sirius whispered, trying to hold back his laughter, while it grew into a large smile, looking at you.
I looked at you mischievously and wait for the headmaster to help Snape "Bollocks! I wanted to attend to a Snape-chair class! What a pity" I smiled at the scene
Snape looks very angry and ashamed, but he still had to ask Help. He was polite and asked very nicely if Dumbledore could help him, despite being stuck all day long. When the headmaster took out his wand and cast a spell, the chair was finally free and Snape could stood up "Aaawww... Fun is over" I grin at you, feeling exhausted after so much laughing.
"Fun is over" He confirmed, almost sad with that. "But it was a lot of fun" He put his arm around your shoulders "Well, Dorian. It was a great adventure. It was like three hours of pure fun" He smiled, a little red. We were a great team.