WEEK 4
(Friday, 19:58h)
pandora I'm fucked
panda: even though I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE MUFFINS
what?
I know
I didn't touch them
panda: oh that's good
panda: what is the problem then?
……what's up with the muffins?
panda: they might be really happy muffins..
oh
well, really good to know
panda: don't touch them !!!
I won't I won't
I'm just thinking about it
panda: then stop thinking about it and tell me what's up with you
oh yeah right
so
I'm fucked
panda: we've covered that, yes
panda: will I need a shovel and a couple of free hours or is this a cry over ice cream kinda fucked?
cry over ice cream
but don't rule the other one out just yet
panda: ah
panda: someone is making you feel feelings, right?
panda: uhuhu is it that girl?
you know it is
panda: what did she do?
exist
panda: fucking bitch
exactlyy
ughh
she's so cute, panda
I can't
panda: you've seen her?? she sent you a pic?
yessss 😩😫
panda: was it spicy?
PANDORA THE FUCK
!!!???
panda: ok ok !! I had to make sure
it barely showed her face, actually
but I just *know* she's beautiful
panda: don't torture yourself like that
panda: look on the bright side:)
panda: maybe she's hideous !!!
[📸 - photo of Marlene. she's facing away so you can't make out much of her face but she looks cute]
panda: that's her?
yes
panda: well, fuck
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING
panda: if I didn't adore my girlfriend .. you'd have competition
hey
back off
panda: you're cute when you're possessive
shut up shut up shut upp
she was flirting a lot with me today
I completely freaked out
panda: awwwwee
NOT THE TIME
panda: ok ok
panda: why did you freak out?
panda: you're usually icy cool with flirting
panda: very composed about it
it was the sweet kind of flirting
panda: awwwww
panda: what did she say?
she said I'm "adorable"
what the fuck
panda: awwww I like this girl
panda: I approve of this relationship
you're so funny why don't you sleep under the lake tonight honey
panda: ik you're too far gone when you start with the death threats
fuck
panda: it's going to be alright
oh clearly
panda: why would it not be ok?
idk
panda: it's fine, I get it
panda: you're scared
that's one embarrassing way to put it
panda: but it's ok
panda: relationships are scary
hah
that's the funny part
"relationship"
sure
panda: you don't think you'll get together?
in which universe would this sweet strawberry muffin of a girl want to be with me?? be honest
panda: I'm going to tell her you called her that
you don't know her
panda: yet
panda: also, stop it with that
panda: *you* are sweet
sure and pigs fly
panda: they might
no???
panda: the point is that you won't know until you ask her
I am absolutely not putting myself in that position
are we insane??
panda: I mean.. seeing our track record…
right
but I'm not a masochist
panda: so you will let your chance go
yes
with a smile on my face
I will even wave it goodbye
also, be honest, what chance?
panda: ugh DORCAS
WHAT
panda: you're being impossible again
what's impossible is for this to work out in any way that won't crush me
I can't let that happen, panda
can't, won't
just let me complain in peace
panda: oh love
don't oh love me
panda: I know you hate this but you need to hear me out
orrr you can spare the both of us the trouble and just don't <3333
ugh I see you typing
just make it quick
panda: you do deserve nice things. I know you've got it in your head that you're a burden, undeserving, whatever. you're not. look at so many of the people in the world, even in this school. *they* are bad, and cruel just because they can. *you* are not. I wouldn't be friends with you if you were as bad as you think you are. and I can get that you're scared, but don't let this go simply because you think there's no chance it will work just bc you're you
you're right, I'm hating it !!!
panda: that probably means it's working
this isn't an open wound
it doesn't itch more before it gets better
panda: it's as good as
panda: and you will let it scab over this time, meadowes
last name, huh?
panda: not if you have other preferences, cassie dear
no, nope
that's worse
also it's not that I think I'm like undeserving or anything like that
panda: no?
no, I believe everyone deserves love, of course. even if someone didn't, none of us would be fit to judge whether they should get to have it or not
also it's like the one redeeming quality that all humans have
to be able to love
panda: hmm I agree
and so to be loved in return would be like the direct reward for it
panda: mhm
so yeah it's not that
I don't have a problem with that, like in all seriousness
panda: dorcas
panda: then, why not?
why not what?
panda: why not? why not you?
panda: if everyone deserves love, why do you keep dodging it?
I don't
panda: you've got it staring you right in the face
panda: and you said everyone deserves it
panda: that includes you
it's different here
panda; how so?
I don't have it
it's not mine to take
panda; of course it is!!
but it isn't
panda: but it is
she hasn't said anything
we can't know for sure
I don't know for sure
panda: nobody ever knows it for sure
panda: but like you said, it's humans’ one redeeming quality to take the leap and LOVE someone
then I don't have that many redeeming qualities
panda: you do
maybe others
but not this
panda: oh dorcas
drop it
please?
panda: oh okey love
panda: hey you don't have any more detention now, do you?
nop
I'm free !
why?
panda: can I stay over for the weekenddd
panda: please please please please please please
have you been having problems lately?
I thought you said those ravenclaws were leaving you alone
panda: I can handle it well enough
we can get back at them, you know
all of us
just say the word
we'll do it
panda: no need
panda: I can handle myself
ohh
what did you do?
panda: I'll tell you in our blanket fort if you manage to find us some ice cream
consider it done
panda; I'll love you forever you're the best kiss kiss I'm on my way love you
hurry
…
(Sunday, 18:36h)
sooo how did your revenge on that one guy go? I never knew
and if there's one thing I'm interested in, it's in men's suffering
and not in what I have to say?
that's cruel, MP :(
learn to live with it
I thought we had something special :(
I thought you were going to change the nickname???
oh, right
of course, mi amor <3
oh good god
is that going to be it?
yep, mi amor
oh I'll take it
at least if it's in spanish I can pretend it's not an insult
perfect
and we already changed his hair dye
where do you think I got the bleach?
he had a nice collection
ohhh so you not only stole it, but you also used it
are you.. impressed by any chance?
maybe a little
that's high praise
coming from you
hmm don't think about it too hard
no promises
what else did you do then?
not much
we had to rush out of there before we got caught, but we have the ribbons ready
and may I ask what are those ribbons for?
you will find out soon enough, my darling
not even if I tell you about the prankpanda is currently pulling on some assholes that room with her?
are you trying to bribe me?
is it working?
try and see
ok so these girls are always rude to her, for literally no reason at all
they ""borrow"" her things without asking and basically never respect her boundaries
ohh you have to have a lot of cheek to do that
you have to have a LOT of cheek tostill call it borrowing when it comes to food
NO WAY
yes fucking way
so, panda here, has great problem-solving skills
she's awesome at figuring out solutions
a mastermind, you could say
truly brilliant
stop stalling
I know you think it's going to make me be more invested, but it's not
um, rude, bitch
stop stalling????
oh? invested much?
sopelotuda
right, so she drugged them
WHAT WHO!??
the muffins!!
WHAT MUFFINS?!
she made muffins, ok? but they were, as she would put it, “very happy muffins”
and just left them conveniently laying around
ohh I see where this is going
mhm mhm
her roommates will tomorrow morning stumble upon truly delicious —if not suspicious-tasting— baked goods
and, surely, will be too tempted to refuse a little sugary morning snack
god, she's good
terrifying
but good
oh, she is
and the roommates can't even tell on her because it was *them* who will steal the muffins
and they would also have to admit to getting high on school grounds
and tomorrow morning they will have to attend classes
probably feeling quite lightheaded for some strange reason
oh she's so good
now I feel like my plan is stupid
we simply cannot compete with panda, so don't even worry about it
tell me about your plan noww
alright alrighttt
so
we plan on ruining all of his shirts
or rather, all of them but one
why would you do that?
if all of his shirts are covered in ribbons except for *one* that will be strategically placed at the bottom of the closet, he will think that one's safe
but it won't be?
that's what the invisible ink is for, mi amor
ohhhh ok good thinking
right when he thinks he's safe, BAM
yes yes exactly
that was lily's particular strike of genius
evil genius
that's what we always tell her!!!
hahaah love that
oh wait
what if his roommates lend him their shirts?
oh, well um
shit
you can't just ruin like two dozen shirts
right
fuck
hold on, I'm going to ask panda
cross my heart and hope to die
OMG AHSHA
she says to tie a ribbon to each of his roommates’ closet doors
to send a MESSAGE
OMG SHE'S GOOD
and fucking terrifying holy hell
what, is she in the mafia or something?
honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she turned out to be
no one would
oh lily would ADORE her
they absolutely need to meet at some point
I meann
what?
well
just that
*we* should probably meet at some point, no?
ohh
don't you think?
oh
no, yeah
is that a no or a yeah
I mean that
yes
we should
you don't want to?
I didn't think that far
oh hahah
so you would like that? us meeting?
yeah
I mean, sure
it could've been cool
could've been?
I mean it could be
we could have fun
right
the same as through the phone but
in person
yeah yeah
so you never really thought about it?
I mean it might've come up
oh
haha
that Offends Me
sorry
didn't even think once of meeting your Awesomest Friend (me)?? out of all your not so awesomest friends (not me)???
ohh AHAHAHA oh stop it shshhs
to think of all the fun times we could've had
truly devastating
we could've done
yes and don't forget the amount of
and many many time spent going
exactly
no but really we could've gotten ice cream or gone on a walk or something and maybe stumbled upon a bucket of gold or something and become rich and be happy ever after and play football recreationally everyday
but you ruined that for us I guess
oh so sad
that did sound so realistic It's a shame bc of me (not logic) it won't come true
not so sad about missing the football part though
what??! the best part??!
it used to be fun
but I only joined the team bc of my mother
ohhh
I see
it's cool when we win and when we all work together in our team
we used to be pretty close but now
not so much yk
oh:( I'm sorry that happened to you
we could actually have fun together with it at some point
my friends are the kind to just have some laughs about it
except James, who takes it way too seriously
damn it, James
no, but he's weirdly sweet about it, too
encouraging everyone to get to the finish line
nobody's left behind and all that
don't tell him I said this but he's actually a sweetheart
wow, you're so kind today
ughh I know
don't know what's wrong with me
my period is due, it might be that
ugh, hate when that happens
mhm mhm
only time when I get feelings
HAHSHAH
what
that wasn't that funny hahah
oh you mean it
no, I said it because I don't mean it
of course I mean it!!
you are the LEAST emotionless person I know
ok maybe not the least
I have seen james cry over haribo bears before
but certainly not emotionless
well, you haven't seen me in real life
if your feelings come across through a screen I think they will come across in person
idk I've been told I have a very expressionless face
rbf, if you will
still doesn't mean you don't have feelings
ugh you're getting mushy on me now
yikes get off
you're a big ball of soft feelings and love
just admit itttt
oh not you too
stop it with that
big big mushy softy
ohhkey that's enough
good night
it's still 18h???
GOOD NIGHTT
oh alright 🙄
good night mi amor
good night mars
…
(Sunday, 20:49h)
hey what's up
oh?
nono
I'm sleeping
you said good night
so I'm sleeping
oh don't be a child
I'm bleeding through my cooch too much for you to be bullying me right now
oh, you got your period? :(
how is it going?
not too terribly right now
but it's just going to get worse
oh, I'm sorry :(
can I help?
do you need anything?
nah, nothing you can do about it
I'll just try to sleep it off
oh, ok
good luck, love
I usually can't sleep through it
I can't either
but I will try :’)
I wish you all the good luck
thankss uuuerhf
…
(Sunday, 20:49h)
hey, is there anyone with you in your room?
um yea
lils
why?
can you pass her the phone?
ah? sure
alright
don't gang up on me or try to sell my organs on ebay
ALSO don't embarrass me
that one is for lils ^
ok I'm going to sleep now fuxk ughhhh
ok, mars
sleep well, love
hmmmffpf
…
(Monday, 10:49h)
worst fcking night of my fuckign life I fucking swear
oh, you up now?
good morning, mars
how are you feeling?
like a truck has ran me over about 16 times
my emotions are also a tiny little bit all over the place
you'll notice
you should get some chocolate for that
it helps
maybe a warm blanket
and I hear a warm pad does wonders
oh, actually, there's some
wait
hm?
are you fucking psychic or something
there's literally
all of that, in here
on my desk
I didn't put that on my desk
what?
I asked Lily to do me a favor yesterday
you what
I'm glad to see she managed to do it
you did this?
technically lily did it
but I did ask her
oh
what? what is it?
oh
I'm
you ok, mars?
you did this for me?
yeah I did, love
I wanted to make you feel a bit better
I understand how shit it can be
well now I'm crying
OH omg no I'm sorry
no no
you're perfect
I'm just a bit wee woo in the head right now
it's happy tears, I promise
ohh okey
ok I'm glad
:’)))
you're so sweet
oh ugh no
I can't believe I said that
hahahah
I'm being too nice
you're not going to let me live it down, are you?
oh, absolutely not
my reputation!!
hahsha
rest a bit
eat something and get some heating pads on your belly
I promise it'll be great
hmpffff but then I'll have to mooove
just one minute of walking and it'll be totally worth it, I promise
ugh ok I trust you
eeuuuugghht here I go
good job love
ok I'll be here, yeah?
rest
yes chef
ttyl
:’)))
…
(Monday, 13:22h)
WHAT KIND OF WIZARDRY IS THIS AND WHY WAS I NOT MADE AWARE OF IT BEFORE THIS VERY MOMENT
uuum what?
I thought the heating pads would be absolute HELL
wow? the distrust? undeserved
nobody and NOTHING can touch me when I'm on my period without me wanting to throw up
but this
it's just
instant HEAVEN
I told you sooo
ugh yes ok yes
you did
you're a genius
happy?
you can't imagine how much
ugh
:)
ugh.
are you feeling better then?
much better, yeah
also, I wanted to say
thank you so much
you really didn't have to go through all that trouble
it genuinely was no problem at all
I barely did anything
and I wanted to help
well, still
thank you
anything you need
thank you
hey
oh wait, my friends are here
aw they brought me food:’’’)
don't cry over the food
it's not worth it
tears don't taste that good
they brought me food :’’’’’’’’)
yeah
they care
omgjdjd
oh love
eat something
you'll be so embarrassed tomorrow
better stop talking
you're too nice :’)
oh god someone better take your phone away
wow if you don't want to talk to me just say so 💔💔💔💔💔
I want to talk to you
but first, food
okeey
ttyl
ttyl mars
…
(Monday, 19:01h)
hey
yeah?
are you good? need anything?
do you not want to meet me?
oh?
why are you asking?
idk
I just
I know I can be kind of a lot
I'm too loud sometimes
that probably comes across through text too
so
idk
oh, love, not at all
you don't want to meet?
no, no
the complete opposite
I kind of really can't wait to see you
oh
aw
oh
yeah?
yeah
oh
you're not just saying that?
I'm not just saying that
oh
believe me?
I do
are you crying again?
……those psychic abilities of yours are creepy
oh love
have some more chocolate
alright
you've been saying that a lot today
what?
love
oh, well, you were kinda making me want to give you a hug a lot today
oh
aw
and that was the closest thing I could do
chocolate and pet names?
shit I'm too emotional for this conversation
pretend I didn't say anything
hahaha
alright, mars
ugh I'm already having so many regrets
you will have so much blackmail material
I won't even know what to do with this much power
EXACTLY
oh god
I must flee the country now
change your name
move to alaska
why alaska?
I'm not actually going to move to alaska
but I can't tell you where I will go because then you could follow me
oh, right
of course
you will never know
but now
I'm going to bribe Mary with some chocolate and see if she will heat up some more of these magic pads
haha you do that
good night
good night mars
…
(Tuesday, 7:56h)
good morning, mars
are you feeling any better today?
I am
but that sadly means that I need to go to class
what sad reality we live in
that alaska escape plan is sounding real good right now
what class do you have?
fucking history.
you don't like it?
I DETEST IT
it could even be said that I hate it
I dislike it strongly
despise it with a passion
so, not a fan?
whatever gave you that idea?
I'm very observant
HAH
so, yeah
great way to start the day
Pandora loves history
then I think I may have found her one, but fatal, flaw
she helps all of us with exams
oh hell I take it back
she still sounds awesome
she's got this way of explaining it that makes it so fun no matter how boring
oh wow
you might need to lend me your friend because I swear I need a miracle if I want to pass this class
well, consider her lent
that sounds so bad
ok, yeah
but it's 8am, give me a break
ugh, alright
class is starting
wish me luck
good luck, mars
:( <3
…
(Tuesday, 12:13h)
history, math AND physics
on the same day
one after the fucking other
god, just say you hate me
I do
you're not god
says you
don't be so close-minded
don't be so big-headed
is that really how you want to talk to your God?
maybe that is why They (I) may be punishing you
SO IT *IS* A PUNISHMENT
I can't confirm nor deny
typical
soo
what are you doing right now?
planning an uprising
against god?
yeah
well, good to know
I'm also having lunch
hmmm anything good?
no more chocolate
so, no
this lasagna is fairly alright though
as good as it can be, given it must've been reheated at least twice so far
yikes
there's lasagna here too, but I don't trust it
what I'm having looks fresh enough
it's maybe-half-a-week-old soup
sounds nutritious
no, this one doesn't make any noise
can't say the same for the steak
HDHDHS does it look so uncooked it might just try to run back to its mother?
any moment now
thank god our parents are paying for this huh
oh, truly
well, I'll leave you to it
yeah, don't want to give that steak too much of a headstart
good luck with that
…
(Tuesday, 19:57h)
OMG I just remembered
your long-lost granddaughter?
that joke was so bad
I know, the writer should've edited it out
she must be embarrassed
truly
tell me though
what happened to your friend's roommates in the end?
oooh
what you would expect, really
except it was hilarious to witness
oh I wish I could've been there
tell me everything !!
me too
well, it was too good to really convey it through here, but I can give you the highlights
first, PE
oh, I already like where this is going
let's just say that the running tracks DO have straight lines, despite what some people may have implied
oh, classic
then it was math
and our teacher has the truly remarkable habit of calling people out to the front of the class
let me guess, more zigzagging?
dream bigger, my friend
there was fighting against the chalkboard
NO WAY
I'm being so serious right now
it was INSANE
barty was rolling on the floor (given it's usually him who is especially ‘happy’ in that class, I guess it was nice to watch it from the outside for once)
do any of your friends have any respect for the law?
what do you think?
no
exactly
two of the four girls called out sick after the chalkboard fiasco, but the other two remained stubbornly and somehow made it through history
no interesting anecdotes there?
nothing but some ill-timed giggles
ooohh.. what are you studying at the time?
world wars
both
right
so not the funniest subject
exactly
sadly, then came lunch
and ingesting some non-happy food did make the high go down
oh :(
but not enough
oh???
they did stumble down the stairs with especially sadistic coordination just as their head of house was rushing up the very last steps, resulting in a truly beautiful human cascade
ooohh my goood
oh what a ride
remind me not to cross pandora EVER
oh I will
and also tell her that we will be ecstatic to have her join our evil plans
and not me? ;(
you're already in ;)
good
…
(Wednesday, 10:47h)
fuck fuck fjxk fuck
please distract me
oh god are you ok??
talk about anything
please
oh shit
um alright
so, I was talking about this earlier with lily
you know how people always say that clark Kent would've been obviously superman+glasses and that people should've known that easily? well, the thing is, who would've believed that?
the real secret to superman's successfully secret identity is the fact that clark kent was the biggest virgin loser to ever exist
so no one would ever believe that *that guy* was superman
is that seriously all you could come up with???
YES IT WAS OK
I DON'T DO WELL UNDER PRESSURE
what about Lois lane though?
what about her?
wasn't she supposed to know superman? she was his lover or something I believe
hm
but I don't think she had much of a clue
it's sad how someone can claim to love you and still not know about such a big part of your life
well, but she can love him despite not knowing that
do you really love a person if you don't know them completely?
hm it could happen
or do you only love the idea of them that you have in your head?
oh uhm
wow, I can't believe I'm going to say this
but I think you're right
lois couldn't have possibly loved him truly if she didn't know
because she wouldn't have only missed the fact that he could fly and rock some red spandex
she'd also miss his intelligence, his honor, his good heart
and that makes me feel a bit bad for superman
ok I think you're right
then the only people who truly loved him were his parents?
that's not as bad as it sounds
and he had four parents
oh, right
adoptive and biological
though I don't think he'd feel too close to his biological ones
yeah
they saved his life but they also threw him into space inside a metal box
not very nurturing of them
parents shouldn't be like that
and the burden that they placed on him was insane
no child should come into this world owing anyone anything
it's so unfair
they didn't ask to be born
it's fucked
oh, I agree
kids don't deserve that
and the expectations?
“hey, I know you're a child and that your home planet is currently burning to the ground but, hey, you must become a hero to your people “
like what?
the pressure that expectations can put on a child is insane
they aren't allowed the room to make mistakes
it's fucked up
if I want to live my life and fuck up as I learn, it's only natural
it's not
I'm not selfish
uhhmm hey
but it's not!
I know it's not
now is the time to make mistakes
you can't really make them when you're older
and it's the only way to move forward
exactly!!
it's normal, ok? it's ok
if you put so much pressure on a kid, they're going to explode at some point! and that's just going to be worse
right
it's not fair
but hey, are you ok?
oh, yes yes
I'm good
just, talk about something else
oh fuck ok no
ok I need to go
shit
talk to you later
oh ok
but hey wait
what what
it's ok
whatever it is
it'll be ok
promise
fuck
okey
thank you
really
mars
…
(Wednesday, 11:02h)
FUCKING HELL almost had a heart attack
is everything alright?
fucking yes
they could've done that WAY differently
all good then? I'm glad
fuck ok
context
I got called into the principal's office
oh shit
that was my reaction, yes
but the man only wanted to talk to me about future prospects?
the fuck?
oh
god
I see why you were freaking out earlier
I wasn't
it's
whatever
hmm
you *were* freaking out a bit
I
yeah, ok
a bit
do you want to talk about it?
no I'm good
thanks
you were freaking out pretty hardcore to be honest
I
ok yeah ik
but I don't
I don't want to talk about it
okay
okay?
yeah
thanks
if you ever want to talk about it, though..
yeah I know
I can curse out whoever
in two different languages
so take that into account
ah hshsshs
thank you, I will
it sounds really tempting
right;)
thanks for earlier
don't even mention it
…
(Thursday, 11:56h)
good-a morning!!! is there any reason why you have not wished me a happy day today?
why yes of course
????
I have a life
honestly, how dare you
I've been told I'm rebellious like that
oh sure
watch me as I tremble
har har
I've got the bulletsss
well, maybe you have the bullets?
I've never watched that movie
oh god
so how are you?
meh
it's
meh
I mean, it could be worse?
oh yeah i could be crushed under the weight of my mother's expectations and her unhealthy obsession with perfection
oh wait
oh, I'm sorry
I'm sure she doesn't mean that
oh you're sure
what?
you don't know her
actually
you don't know
no
I
yeah ok you're right
my bad
I don't know why I said that
you're
thank you
sorry
what for?
I was starting to get pissed honestly
that's fair
I was starting to be a bitch
no
yes kinda
ok a bit kinda
so, what happened?
well you know
my mom
she pressures you a lot?
it is what it is
it shouldn't be
yeah but whatever
mhm
it's whatever
not really
it's like with superman like you said the other day
he makes mistakes and, some times, he can't unmake them
is it fair for everyone to judge him so harshly for them, then? just because he has superstrength and x-ray vision he can't slip up from time to time?
no
it's not fair
at least batman put the pressure on himself, himself
and he had alfred to back him up if needed
are you trying to distract me from talking about my problems by rambling about superheroes?
yes…
emphasis on the “trying”
uh huh
…is it working?
hm
you may need to put a bit more emphasis on the trying
right
so spiderman..
hahahha
it's alright, really
I'll be fine
right
but you know you can talk to me
let me be your alfred
OMG AHSHSH
ok we've reached weird territory
that's it
we're done
whatever🙄
I could've been the Alfred to your batman
the butler to your rich crazy white man
but you don't want me like that :(
I.. certainly don't
also, I've never felt more offended than when you called me a crazy white man
I mean, I get the crazy, but the rest??!
I guess we've both said things we regret
I still won't be the batman to your alfred
it just isn't going to happen
we'll see about that
no we wooon't
we might
don't think so, no
we wiiill
noo
you'll see
okey maybe
wait really???
no
aww come onnnnnn :((((
hshssh:)
...
(Saturday, 21:13h)
so, don't hold this against me but
hey alfred?
omg
ok umm I was going to be chill for this but I'm too excited
this is kind of like getting a approached by the scarediest kitten
oh come on
shh shh tis okey
I shall pet thine fur
I am 99% that wasn't right
silence! retell thy story, kitten
wow
whatever happenings took place?
I may happen to have faileth an exam
scandalous! tell me more
mother wasnteth happy about it
she calleth me earlier
and I hath been upseteth ever sinceth
was the exam on shakesperian english by any chance?
french, actually
though I would've failed that one too probably
that would've been ok though, you know
it's completely normal to fail
especially being as useless as I am in french
don't talk like that
what? I didn't mean it in any way
it's true
idk
it's the way you said it
you might not be good at french but you're not useless
my teacher may beg to differ
just because you did poorly in an exam doesn't mean you're useless
also, useless is such an ugly word
is it?
yeah
people are so much more than that
much more than what they can do
and what are they? what's important about them if not that?
oh so much more
it mostly depends on the person
right
for example, I think kindness is a really important thing
isn't kindness a way of doing something for others? which would make you useful?
yes, but it's a different kind of useful
how so?
I don't know
it feels lighter
oh
I think I get that
I think you are kind
just because I got your vague ass concept? the bar is really on the floor
it's not because of something you've done
you just are
I'm not really sure it works like that
by definition, I mean
well, I don't think there's anything you can do that will make you automatically kind
thus, there's nothing you can go that makes you inherently unkind
i can think of a few things
for example?
call me crazy but I think if you kill that's considered unkind
it is an unkind thing to do, but it doesn't mean you are unkind
explain
I think it depends on the circumstances
so what would be that decides whether you're kind or not?
your way of thinking, I think
huh
so if someone does bad things, they're still kind?
not always
I think someone who is kind would be trying to not do those bad things
what if it's not working?
someone kind would keep trying
it gets tiring though
that's when you ask for help
I don't know if it's that easy
you did it though
I guess
I still don't think it's getting better though
well then we keep trying
I guess
I'm tired though
when can we stop?
I think now is a good time
and tomorrow I can try again
exactly what I had in mind
so
wanna hear a joke
ooohh suree
what do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
a *can’t* opener
am I.. supposed to laugh at that or….
I mean, it would be the KIND thing to do
I'm just saying
not very KIND to say that, though, is it?
not as UNKIND as not laughing at someone's joke
then, tell me, is it kind to steal your bad jokes from google
no you didn't just say that
I did
i would never!
, she lied
ok I think we should get some sleep now
sorry, I'm just a little tired from today
it's totally fine
I get it
though you can admit you just hated my joke so much you don't wanna talk to me anymore
ok you caught me
it was painful to read
there it is!! liar!
I know I know
I deceived you
you have lied to my face
disgraceful
truly terrible I know
was it that that bad though?
no, you're perfect
the joke, I mean, sorry
yeah :)
okey
will you be fine?
get some rest, yeah?
yep
I think I want to think it over for a bit
and we can talk tomorrow
that's cool
okey good night
ttyt <3
:)