Trigger Warnings, Disclaimers, and Dubiously Alive Doves
Chapter 1: A Chapter of Trigger Warnings, Disclaimers, and Dubiously Alive Doves
Important Notes Summary:
- Sexualization of Children (Pre-Teens and Up)
- Rampant Plagiarism of JKR
- Ridiculous First Drafts / Updating Style
For the Impatient
Quick-Jump: The story starts on chapter 5. Don’t complain about the rude doves playing dead at you if you didn’t read the trigger warnings below. <3
Smut Quick-Jump: When there is smut, I will list all the chapters where there is smut here. If you are reading this, then the story is thus far smutless.
Sexualization of Children
This piece involves eleven year olds and older experiencing protofascinations of kinks, having their first sexual fantasies and their first terrifying reoccurring kink fantasies, sex dreams, and sexualized perceptions of one another.
That is a concerning concept. You should have questions. I hope you have questions.
Here are a few important starter answers - house points will go to anyone who asks a new one in the comments. (You can declare your house somewhere during your comment - if you don’t, and you have an account and like this piece, I will check out your page and sort you based on what I learn about what you like. 
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- No, no one will be having sex on screen until the British age of consent, 16.
- No, no one will be sexually engaged with or commented on by someone of another generation / age group.
- Does sexual non-consent happen before the age of consent? Depends on your definition. But nothing will happen in this work below the age of 15 that couldn’t appear in a YA novel.
So Much JKR Quoting
If a section you’re reading happens to be a Harry POV before the end of year 4, I probably did not write it! The original author did, who made a fantastic jumping off point for the writing and imagining world, but thoroughly dropped the ball in several ways in the follow through, including on being a human open to growth and social learning, to the profound disappointment of millions.
I Am A Ridiculous Creature
This work invites other writers and readers to engage with me on the JOURNEY of writing this piece! I want to make something worth going back and reading again and again.
For this writer, the first step to that is writing and posting the worst possible creation I can manage, each chapter I write. Do not be fooled by good writing - whenever you are drawn in by a moment of excellent, you can rest assured that it will become a mess of completely silly first draft nonsense soon enough.
So I invite you to be a part of this journey with me. Anyone who likes or bookmarks this will get sorted and mentioned by name in Chapter 2! You’ll get house points for every chapter you leave a comment on that isn’t mean. I know it’s bad! It’s just gotta EXIST at this point, that’s a first draft’s only job!
I write much more often and much more passionately when I feel like there are others who might be entertained by my progress. So thank you for reading this, no matter when you’re arriving at the party.