Centaurworld as Vines
Durpleton: "Road Work Ahead"? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
Zulius (on the phone): Wait. You're not coming to my tea party? Bethany, I made BISCUITS!
Wammawink (singing and dancing): -the avocado, guac! -amole! guac- guac-amole!
Durpleton: I want to see my little boy!
Glendale (holding Stabby): Here he comes!
Durpleton: I want to see my little boy!
Glendale: Hey Mom. Say "who want lasagna?"
Wammawink: Who want la- *bumps into the counter and falls down*
Glendale: I'm JOHN CENA! *plays the John Cena theme on two recorders through her nostrils*
Rider: *playing the trombone*
Horse: *slamming the oven door rhythmically*
Horse (singing): Oh I just can't wait to beat your ass! That's right bitch! I'm coming!
Ched: Remember one time I liked you?
Horse: No.
Ched: Good 'cuz never happened.
Horse: Aw.
Ched: AHA! *flips her off*
Durpleton: *gestures to the birdtaurs* Look at all those chickens!
Mysterious Woman: We actually have the chip reader now.
The Herd: Oh yeah? *holds up a tortilla chip*
Mysterious Woman: It's not gonna work with that kind of-
Robot Voice: Transaction completed.
*X-Files theme starts to play*
Wammawink: Let me see what you have!
Glendale: A KNIFE!
Wammawink: NO!
Durpleton: I'm scared, Dad!
Tony: Do you trust me son?
Durpleton: Yes!
Tony: Come on, son. *lets Durpleton fall* Rule number one, never trust anybody.
Durpleton: *does a cartwheel* (singing) I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss!
Horse: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Durpleton: I thought you were American?
*X-Files theme starts to play*
Wammawink (when her babies are threatened): Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! AAAAAAAH!
Wammawink: Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap, and he gives Jeanie-
Horse: Wait, why does Johnny have so many soaps?
Glendale: MIND YOUR BUSINESS DAVID!
Zulius: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-
Wammawink: *busts up laughing*
Zulius: Do you have any shaving cream?
Glendale: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Zulius: Wait, you eat shaving cream?
Glendale: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
Horse: How do you know what's good for me?
Wammawink: That's MY OPINION!
Horse: ...
The Herd: ...
Wammawink: *preparing to take a photo* Say "Colorado"-
Durpleton: *zooms by* I'M A GIRAFFE!
Wammawink: What do you want to eat?
Glendale's Portal Tummy: The souls of the innocent!
Glendale: A bagel.
Portal Tummy: NOOO!
Glendale: Two bagels.
Horse: Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?
Glendale: Yeah, what'd you have for breakfast?
Horse: Nothing.
Glendale: I'm doing better than you.
Horse: Jared, could you read #23 for the class?
Durpleton: No I cannot.
Durpleton (voice over): What up? I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fuckin' learned how to read.
Whaletaur Shaman: Well, there's L.A.
Horse: The city of dreams.
Whaletaur Shaman: What's your dream?
Horse: To fall off this roof!
Whaletaur Shaman: Well, you're halfway there.
Holetaur Law Enforcement: So we got a picture of him around the time he went missing, and aged it 10 years to see what he looks like now. He got a new hat.
Zulius: I'm the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!
Ched: Poseidon quivers before him!
Zulius (to the ocean): Fuck off!